Unexpected Humor Among Friends
Oliver Hardy: [to the con men]
Thank you! Two princes!
Stan Laurel:
A pair of kings!
Parker: [referring to Stan and Ollie]
A couple of jerks!
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Dining Decisions and Disagreements
Stan Laurel:
How about some dinner? I'm getting hungry.
Oliver Hardy:
Don't be so greedy. We just split a hamburger, and besides we can eat in Dayton for half of what it costs us in the diner.
Stan Laurel:
I know, but I'll be twice as hungry in the morning.
Oliver Hardy: [with finality]
Don't bicker!
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Another Nice Predicament Encountered
Oliver Hardy: [to Stan]
Well, here's another nice predicament you've gotten me into.
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Preference for the Dead Over the Law
Oliver Hardy: [to Stan]
It's better to spend one night with a corpse than 60 days with the cops.
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