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Discussion on Vinyl Records and Their Quality
Alan Barrows
And they had no hole in the center of the record.
Mark Shubb
It would teeter crazily on the little spindle.
Jerry Palter
No, you had to provide it yourself. They were still good records. Good product.
Mark Shubb
If you punched a hole in them, you'd have a good time.
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Confusion Over Kids' Praise in Music
Mickey Crabbe
Then there's the kids - we're hearing: "You rock... you rock me... you rock my world!" What?
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The Concept of Retro in Music
Mark Shubb
To do then now would be retro. To do then then was very now-tro, if you will.
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Inquiry About Cockfighting Location
Mickey Crabbe
Why didn't somebody follow him? Is there a cockfight arena near here?
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The Power of an Unconventional Belief
Laurie Bohner
Terry and I worship an unconventional deity. The power of another dimension. Now you are not going to read about this dimension in a book or a magazine because it exists nowhere... but in my own mind. Through our ceremonies and rituals we have witnessed the awesome and vibratory power... of color.
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Humor and Misunderstanding in Folk Music
Mike Lafontaine
I'd worked some bills with a few Folkies, you know, Put em in a cell with a long hose on him, put em in a cell with a long hose on him. I used to say, if he's got a long enough hose, he's gonna make a lot of friends in the shower room. Heh, heh, heh. Folk audiences hated that joke.
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Discussion on Banjo's Appearance and Dimension
Lawrence E. Turpin
Alright, here's your giant banjo...
Jonathan Steinbloom
Um-hmm. It's very flat.
Lawrence E. Turpin
Well, it doesn't look flat from in the audience.
Jonathan Steinbloom
It has basically, no dimension to it.
Lawrence E. Turpin
Well, it's painted to look three dimensional. If you go back there, trust me...
Jonathan Steinbloom
But it's not painted on the back. I'm looking ot the back right now. Will you look with me for a minute?
Lawrence E. Turpin
Why would it be... From the audience it's gonna look perfectly fine. And It looks three dimensional. Just go out there and take a peek.
Jonathan Steinbloom
Well, is this the real furniture or is this the rehearsal furniture?
Lawrence E. Turpin
Well, A it's not called furniture. It's a set.
Jonathan Steinbloom
Uh-huhh...
Lawrence E. Turpin
And it's painted this way. It looks completely three dimensional from the audience, if you just go out that way, Mr. Steinbloom.
Jonathan Steinbloom
So this is the real furniture, and this is... Is this an actual street lamp?
Lawrence E. Turpin
I'm sure it was at one time.
Jonathan Steinbloom
Can you have an actual three dimensional object that's represents the thing that it actually is, can that be next to something that it's pretending to be? Would that be okay?
Lawrence E. Turpin
Yes, it's perfectly fine. You know, I really don't have time to explain Stagecraft 101. This show starts in an hour. Now, every... everything is exactly the way you...
Jonathan Steinbloom
And what are tho... what's tha... that... Those are lights hanging up there?
Lawrence E. Turpin
Yes, those are lights...
Jonathan Steinbloom
Could they fall?
Lawrence E. Turpin
...and that's a ceiling above us!
Jonathan Steinbloom
But they look shaky.
Lawrence E. Turpin
No, they're not shaky, they're perfectly...
Jonathan Steinbloom
Is that wire? I see a wire. I see a...
Jonathan Steinbloom
Oww!
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Embracing the Adventure Ahead
Mitch Cohen
I feel ready for whatever the experience is that we will... take with us after the show. I'm sure it will be... an adventure... a voyage on this... magnificent vessel... into unchartered waters! What if we see sailfish... jumping... and flying across the magnificent orb of a setting sun?
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Naming and Imagining Crabbe Town's Charm
Leonard Crabbe
This whole area here is called Crabbe Town. We've got a brothel down there above the saloon. And right down there further along I'm thinking of building a French Quarter. I've actually got a bit of French blood.
[Leonard shows Mitch his model trains]
Mitch Cohen
I would love to see this town in the autumn. I think Crabbeville in autumn would look quite magnificent. I would have made tiny little leaves, oak, poplar, maple, chestnut, and spread them across the town of Crabbe...ville. Magnificent.
Leonard Crabbe
It's Crabbe Town, not Crabbeville.
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Nostalgia for a Short-Lived TV Series
Mike Lafontaine
As you know, back in nineteen seventy mrrphph, I starred on a series called "Wha Happened?", and every time something would go wrong, I would look at the camera and say, "Hey, wha happened?" We had a lot of fun with that and a lot of other catchphrases: "I've got a weal wed wagon!", and, uh, "I can't do my wuurrrk!" And I believe I was the first one to use the phrase, "I don't think so!" But it only lasted a year, and that's good, because that's how you establish a cult...
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Witches In Nature's Colors Identity Statement
Laurie Bohner
We are Winc. W-I-N-C. Witches In Nature's Colors
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Passions for Model Trains Explored in Dialogue
Leonard Crabbe
I'm a model train enthusiast.
Amber Cole
Oh! That's great!
Leonard Crabbe
Yes... sort of a whole layout in my basement. Very much a big passion for me, tis.
Amber Cole
Yeah. Thank God for model trains.
Leonard Crabbe
Oh, absolutely.
Amber Cole
You know, if they didn't have the model train, they wouldn't have gotten the idea for the big trains.
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Collaboration Creates a Shared Understanding
Amber Cole
We work together very well. It's almost as like we have one brain that we share between us.
[referring to her working relationship with Wally Fenton]
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Musical Abuse in Family Dynamics
Terry Bohner
There had been abuse in my family, but it was mostly musical in nature.
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Learning Ukulele for a Film Role
Laurie Bohner
I learned to play the ukulele in one of my last films, "Not-So-Tiny Tim".
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A Playful Introduction by Mike Lafontaine
Mike Lafontaine
To paraphrase an old joke... Knock, knock. Who's there? It's the New Main Street Singers!
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Clarifying Misconceptions About Witches
Terry Bohner
No, ladies and gentlemen, we don't ride around on broomsticks and wear pointy hats. Well, we don't ride on broomsticks.
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Overprotective Parenting and Unexpected Helmets
Jonathan Steinbloom
(referring to his mother) You could say she was overly protective - I just like to think she cared about me, which she did, a lot. And I was a member of the chess team and whenever we would have chess tournaments I had to wear a protective helmet, I had to wear a football helmet. Now who knows what she was thinking? Maybe she thought that we might have fallen maybe and impaled our heads on a pointy bishop or something, I don't know.
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Nostalgia for Fans and Autographs
Mitch Cohen
Seeing these long lines of fans who want nothing more than to have you sign an autograph, it's like it's 1968... Or 67... Or 66.
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Skepticism Towards Occult Practices and Beliefs
Terry Bohner
This is not an occult science. This is not one of those crazy systems of divination and astrology. That stuff's hooey, and you've got to have a screw loose to go in for that sort of thing. Our beliefs are fairly commonplace and simple to understand. Humankind is simply materialized color operating on the 49th vibration. You would make that conclusion walking down the street or going to the store.
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Warning About Floral Arrangements at Performance
Jonathan Steinbloom
Before we begin tonight's performance I would like to make a brief announcement. I'd like to warn you that some of the floral arrangements at tonight's performance have dangerously low hanging vines and may be poisonous. So please, whatever you do, don't eat em and don't become entangled in them or trip, please.
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Reflecting on Past Misfortunes
Mickey Crabbe
He could be lying face down in a ditch! Wouldn't be the first time!
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Embracing Change and True Identity in Music
Jerry Palter
Things have been going really well. We got some gigs here, working at the casinos. It has been a time of changes, but change is good. Change is life.
Mark Shubb
It was like a great big door opening for me... Town Hall... after that concert, I realized I wanted to spend as much of the rest of my life as possible playing folk music with these gentlemen...
Jerry Palter
Right back atcha.
Mark Shubb
...and I wanted to spend all of it as a woman. I came to a realization that I was - and am - a blonde, female folk singer trapped in the body of a bald, male folk singer and I had to LET ME OUT or I WOULD DIE.
Jerry Palter
When you put it that way, it's almost poetry.
Alan Barrows
Almost.
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Concert Preparations and Unusual Challenges
Mitch Cohen
You know, 35 years ago, preparing for a concert meant playing "find the cobra" with the hotel chambermaid.
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