19 quotes
Feeling Overlooked at a Popular Party
Zach
I can't believe you guys got invited to Xander Coddington's party.
Stella
They're epic.
Liam
He's that Internet feller. Must be nice.
Stella
He doesn't even know I exist.
Zach
He doesn't even know my name.
Clyde
He knew my name.
Rusty
Did he know my name?
Lincoln
He remembered you pooped your pants in dodgeball.
Rusty
Yes! In… your… faces!
[pointing to Liam, Stella, and Zach, one-by-one]
Liam
In your gym shorts.
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The Perks of Being a Mannequin
Lincoln
Why do I always have to be your mannequin?
Lola
You have a perfect model's body. Very little muscle structure.
Leni
And those hips!
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Excitement Builds for Halloween Trick-or-Treating Plans
Lincoln
It's 24 hours until Halloween, and Clyde and I are super pumped for trick-or-treating.
Clyde
After years of research, we have finally created the ultimate route to maximize candy consumption. We are gonna crush our candy record.
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Invention of the Candy Cannon Extreme
Lana
Say hello to the Candy Cannon Extreme. I built this baby using an old leaf blower, a telescope, and the motor from Mr. Grouse's lawnmower.
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A Hilarious Misunderstanding Among Friends
Lincoln
Clyde, how did we screw this up so bad?
Clyde
Hey, I was just rockin out. You're the one who launched a microphone at Xander's forehead.
Lincoln
Yep. We blew it.
Clyde
You blew it.
Lincoln
Hey, at least we knocked out a famous influencer. That'll be a cool story to tell someday.
Clyde
Yeah, to all the parties we're not invited to.
[sarcastically]
Johnny
Guys, you're not gonna believe this. Some house is giving away toothbrushes instead of candy. This is outrageous!
Xander
Why is everyone pushing dental care?! I'm so sick of... dental care!
[fed up]
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Dental Appointment Disruption and Miscommunication
Xander
Mom, I don't wanna get a filling. I'm supposed to do my fit check in front of the bowling alley.
Mrs. Coddington
You're going in there. Today's the only day Dr. Miller can see you.
Lincoln
Actually, Dr. Miller can't see you today. My sister scared Barbara, and she stabbed him in the cheek with a giant needle.
Barbara
He's right.
[goes up to the desk]
Xander
Bet. I'm outta here.
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Confrontation with Unwelcome Guests
Luna
Back off, pranksters.
Rita
Whoo! What a rush! Don't you ever drive like that.
[exits Vanzilla; laughs]
Xander
Who the heck are you?!
Lori
We're your worst nightmare.
Jenna
What? The toothbrush people.
[The other Louds exit Vanzilla and they all hold up toothbrushes]
Lucy
Yeah, and we've come to kick some butt.
Lincoln
That's my family!
[popping out from Esmeralda's mouth]
Jenna
What?
Louds
Lincoln!
Clyde
I'm over there a lot too!
[also popping out]
Paul
Bro, we have one rule.
[points to a sign that reads: '''"NO people in the crusher!"''']
Rita
That's a good rule.
Xander
So you attacked your own home?!
Lincoln
Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. I let my family down. All because I wanted to be in with you and your cool group. But you know what? Nothing's more important than my family.
Clyde
Truth, Lincoln.
Lori
We love you, Linc.
Xander
So you double-crossed me! I got covered in soy sauce and thrown into a coffin because of you?! You're gonna pay for that. And so is your family. Xander Nation, assemble!
[turns to the Loud family]
Lucy
Release the beast.
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Unexpected Items Spark Confusion Among Characters
Fairy Girl
Toothbrushes?
[unimpressed]
Louds
Toothbrushes?!
Fairy Girl
And toothpaste?
Bear Boy
Seriously?
[unimpressed]
Lori
No, no, no, it's just a little candy mix-up. Where are the treats?!
[trying to cover it up; angrily on comm to Lana]
Rita
I threw it away. Don't forget to brush!
[chuckles]
Bear Boy's Mom
Don't tooth-shame my kid!
Rita
Uh-oh.
Crowd
CANDY! CANDY! CANDY! CANDY!
[resuming chanting]
Lori
Code Red. WE HAVE A HALLOWEEN EMERGENCY!!!
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Unexpected Field Trip to the Junkyard
Lincoln
The junkyard. Where cars come to die and fear comes to live.
Clyde
I can't believe I suggested this place for a Recycling Club field trip.
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Preparation for the Haunted House Adventure
Lori
Everybody in their places?
Luan
Check.
Lana
Check.
Luna
Check.
Rita
Check.
Lynn
Check.
Lisa
Check.
Leni
Check.
Lola
Check.
Lucy
Check.
Lily
Check. Meow.
Lori
Candy cannon?
Lana
Cannon ready, waiting for candy.
Lori
Lynn, how's it coming with the headless horseman?
Lynn
Still headless. Mmm. Ketchup.
[eats some candy]
Lana
Mom, where's the candy?
Rita
After our disastrous trip to the dentist, I realized the error of our ways. No more cavities. So this year, we're giving away toothbrushes.
[enters Lori and Leni's room with an unusual box; sighs; dumps out toothbrushes and toothpaste from the box and into the cannon in slow-motion]
Lana
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
[echoes]
Rita
Oh, yeah. I got a bunch more.
[leaves]
Lana
This is bad.
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Timing and Humor in a Haunting Situation
Luan
Lincoln's gonna get squashed…in a giant squash.
Luna
Too soon, Luan!
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Unexpected Encounters on Halloween Night
Liam
We've got a full moon, it's Halloween, and still no cryptids.
Stella
Hey, where's Zach?
Zach
Hey.
[emerges emerges from the ground, disguised as moss and startling his friends]
Rusty
How long were you there?!
Zach
Hard to tell. Fell asleep. Probably a good hour.
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Chilling Sensations in a Haunted House
Luna
Is your spine tingling?
Lincoln
Definitely. My bones are chilled to the bone.
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Debate Over Missing Pumpkin's Importance
Lisa
ESMERALDA! We have to call the police!
[sees that Esmeralda is missing while cleaning up the mess; inside the house, in the kitchen]
Luna
I don't think the police care about a pumpkin.
Lisa
We'll file a missing person report.
Lucy
She's not a person.
Todd
Preach, girl.
Lily
Lincoln in pumpkin.
Lola
Not now, Lily.
Leni
I have a video.
Lori
Not now, Leni.
Lisa
What kind of person would want to hurt Esmeralda?
Todd
I have an alibi.
[as everyone looks at him]
Lana
Yeah, right, dude. Sure.
Lily
Lincoln in pumpkin.
Rita
Not now, Lily.
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Werewolf Hunters Distracted by Candy Corn
Rusty
Listen up you over-sized hairball. We are highly-skilled werewolf hunters. Specially trained and laser-focused. Ooh, candy corn!
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Teaching a Lesson to the Toothbrush House
Paul
Crushin is what I do, baby!
Xander
Then fire up that crusher and let's teach that toothbrush house a lesson!
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Desire for Comfort Amidst Chaos
Lynn Sr.
So, I'm not a werewolf?
Louds
No!
Lynn Sr.
I just wanna go home and take a bath and eat a big, round cookie.
Rita
We don't have time for that.
Lynn Sr.
But I really want a big, round cookie.
Rita
Your son and his best friend are in a pumpkin in a car crusher!
Leni
And it's being live streamed.
Lynn Sr.
The cookie can wait.
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Contemplating the Consequences of Actions
Leni
So, I'm not exactly sure what's going on here. But I do know it's not good.
Lynn
So not good.
Lola
We could build a time machine and go back in time before you handed out those toothbrushes.
Rita
Helping or hurting, Lola?
Lisa
They so much as lay a finger on Esmeralda, they will feel the wrath of Lisa Loud!
Lily
Wrath!
Todd
No one cares about that pumpkin.
Luan
Todd!
Todd
What? We were all thinking it.
Xander
This house needs to remodel. FIRE!
[posting a live video on his phone]
Lily
Toilet paper!
Lana
We're under attack!
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Halloween Greetings from Luan
Luan
Happy Halloween, my friends! Hope you're creeping it real!
[as Franken-coconuts]
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