A Touch of Class Quotes

Patty Menkes Maybe you and Mr. Allessio would have dinner with me and my husband some night.

Vickie Allessio Well, that's very kind of you, but I'm afraid I'm right out of Mr. Allessios.

Vickie Allessio Don't cross-examine me in the rain. I'll be there. Wet. But I'll be there.

Man Hailing Cab at End Taxi!

Vickie Allessio Oh!

Man Hailing Cab at End Would you care to share it?

Vickie Allessio Are you married?

Man Hailing Cab at End Yeah.

Vickie Allessio You take it.

Steve Blackburn I suppose your husband likes to sleep late on Sundays?

Vickie Allessio Yes, he does.

Steve Blackburn I suppose you like to go home and cook him a nice big breakfast?

Vickie Allessio No.

Steve Blackburn Don't you like to cook?

Vickie Allessio Oh, I love to cook.

Steve Blackburn Doesn't he like to eat?

Vickie Allessio He loves to eat.

Steve Blackburn I, I don't understand.

Vickie Allessio We have different kitchens, his is in Milan.

Steve Blackburn It's a shame!

Vickie Allessio Please don't cry, he found another cook.

Vickie Allessio I'm beginning to sound like a wife.

Vickie Allessio I'm sorry to bother you at this late hour, but do you have oregano?

Dora French Christ, I hope not! I had a checkup last week.

Taglines The Funniest Love Story of the Year!

Night Hotel Manager Is this a way to treat a hotel?

Walter Menkes It was a perfect relationship. She cooked, I ate.

Taglines They had the perfect love affair. Until they fell in love.

Vickie Allessio My one chance to get raped, and you can't get your bloody trousers off.

Vickie Allessio God, you're all the same. This obsession with male sexual prowess. It is so typically American.

Steve Blackburn Oh, is it?

Vickie Allessio It is, if you don't mind me telling you.

Steve Blackburn I don't mind you telling me, not a bit. But it's just that phrase I can't stand - "typically American".

Vickie Allessio Why not?

Steve Blackburn Because there's no such thing as typically American.

Vickie Allessio Whoa-ho-ho!

Steve Blackburn It's a big place, America. Which typically American Americans do you mean? The cab drivers in New York? The coal miners in Pennsylvania? The students at Berkeley? The Mormons in Utah? The Harlem Globetrotters? How about the Daughters of the American Revolution? Are those the ones you mean? I'll tell you something. They're all throwing rocks at each other. The only thing typically American about the two hundred million Americans is that they never do anything typically alike, and that goes for humping too.

Taglines A funny thing happened to George Segal and Glenda Jackson on the way to an affair.

Vickie Allessio Oh, what the hell. A girl has to eat.

Taglines Not since Gable battled with Colbert and Hepburn battled with Grant has comedy been such fun. Watch Segal take on Jackson.