A Conversation About Woodstock Experience
Pearl Kantrowitz: [[w:Woodstock|Woodstock]
I went to ].
Marty Kantrowitz:
You went to Woodstock.
Pearl Kantrowitz:
Ummm...
Marty Kantrowitz:
Was it groovy?
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Coming of Age and Family Expectations
Lilian Kantrowitz:
You see, my shainehkuh. You become a woman, the world looks brighter.
Alison Kantrowitz:
Don't tell Daddy I got my period.
P.A. Announcer:
Long-distance telephone call for Alison Kantrowitz. It's your father! You're a woman now, Alison. Mazel tov, darling. And may you be blessed with a happy marriage and many, many beautiful children.
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Family Traditions and Celebrations
Lilian Kantrowitz:
What is it, my shainehkuh, huh? What is it my darling?
Lilian Kantrowitz:
Oh, my God. Mazel tov!
Alison Kantrowitz:
Why'd you hit me?
Lilian Kantrowitz:
It's a tradition. My mother, your great-grandmother, Sonia - may she rest in peace - she did the same thing to me.
Alison Kantrowitz:
It's a stupid tradition.
Lilian Kantrowitz:
It's the stupidest goddamn tradition. It's true. You know what I did? I slapped her right back.
Lilian Kantrowitz:
Ow! Bandeet!
Pearl Kantrowitz:
What's going on in here?
Lilian Kantrowitz:
Pearl...
Pearl Kantrowitz:
What?
Lilian Kantrowitz:
I got news. Today Alison became a woman.
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Childhood Memories and Parental Fears
Lilian Kantrowitz:
Do you remember when you were a little boy and you wanted to go swimming with your cousin?
Marty Kantrowitz:
Yeah - you didn't wanna let me go because...
Lilian Kantrowitz:
Because I knew something terrible was going to happen. I knew your cousin was gonna drown.
Marty Kantrowitz:
Yeah, but nothing terrible happened, Ma.
Lilian Kantrowitz:
And why is that?
Marty Kantrowitz:
Because I was careful.
Lilian Kantrowitz:
No. Why did nothing terrible happen?
Marty Kantrowitz:
We were extra careful because you told me.
Lilian Kantrowitz:
And your cousin wouldn't be here today if it wasn't for me.
Marty Kantrowitz:
What's goin on, Ma? Who's gonna drown?
Lilian Kantrowitz: [pause]
You are.
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Generational Conflict and Personal Responsibility
Alison Kantrowitz:
I never have to listen to you ever again. I saw you. I was there. You should have seen yourself. You looked disgusting! I'm the teenager! Not you! You had your chance.
Pearl Kantrowitz:
No. I didn't.
Alison Kantrowitz:
Well then why do the rest of us have to suffer just because you fucked up your life!
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Uncovering the Identity of Walker
Marty Kantrowitz:
Who is he?
Pearl Kantrowitz:
You don't know him.
Marty Kantrowitz:
Well what's his name?
Pearl Kantrowitz:
Walker.
Marty Kantrowitz:
What's his FIRST name?
Pearl Kantrowitz:
That IS his first name.
Marty Kantrowitz:
Well then what's his last name?
Pearl Kantrowitz:
Jerome.
Marty Kantrowitz:
Walker Jerome. Does he realize it's backwards? What's he do?
Pearl Kantrowitz:
He's a salesman.
Marty Kantrowitz: [laughs]
A salesman, that's great. What does he sell?
Pearl Kantrowitz:
Blouses.
Marty Kantrowitz:
Blouses?
Marty Kantrowitz:
He's the blouseman. You're screwing the blouseman. Jesus, Pearl, why not screw the dressman? At least then you'd get a whole outfit.
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Debate Over the Rules of Engagement
Daniel Kantrowitz:
Let's do "Chuck".
Marty Kantrowitz:
No "Chuck". We don't do "Chuck".
Daniel Kantrowitz:
You never let me do "Chuck".
Marty Kantrowitz:
When you're married you can do "Chuck".
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