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Desire for a map over love letters
Capt. William Kidd
My darling, darling, darling.....I DON'T WANT LOVE LETTERS FROM YOU, I WANT THE MAP!
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Playful Pirate Expressions
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Ahoy! Ahowl!
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A Mix-Up in Shakespearean References
Captain Puddin head Feathergill
Alas, poor Yorick, I knew well, a fellow of infinite...
[In hole holding skull]
Capt. William Kidd
That's the wrong play. Now, dig.
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Boat Terminology Explained by Captains
Capt. William Kidd
Where's the bow of the boat?
Captain Puddin head Feathergill
That's in the front.
Capt. William Kidd
Where's the stern?
Captain Puddin head Feathergill
That's in the back of the boat.
Capt. William Kidd
Where's the port?
Captain Puddin head Feathergill
That's in the wine closet.
Capt. William Kidd
See if the barometer has fallen!
Captain Puddin head Feathergill
It's still hanging on the wall.
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Self-Reflection on Weight and Hatred
Capt. William Kidd
I hate fat men!
Capt. Bonney
But you're a fat man.
Capt. William Kidd
I hate myself too!
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Raising Cain on the Bounding Main
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They're Raising Cain on the BOUNDING MAIN!
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