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Union Hours and Memberships Discussed
Wilbur Grey
That's gonna cost you overtime because I'm a union man and I work only sixteen hours a day.
McDougal
A union man only works eight hours a day.
Wilbur Grey
I belong to two unions.
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Self-Reflection and Insecurity Among Friends
Chick Young
I don't get it. Out of all the guys around here, that classy dish has to pick out a guy like you.
Wilbur Grey
What's wrong with that?
Chick Young
Go look at yourself in the mirror sometime.
Wilbur Grey
Why should I hurt my own feelings?
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Creepers Are After Bud and Lou
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Jeepers! The creepers are after Bud and Lou!
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More Howls Than You Can Handle
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More howls than you can shake a shiver at!!!
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Humorous Exchange About Meeting Dracula
Wilbur Grey
Hey Chick, do you know what happens when you meet Dracula in the woods?
Chick Young
I'll bite.
Wilbur Grey
Uh-uh. You gotta stand in line!
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Embracing Unusual Transformations in Friendship
Larry Talbot
Last night I went through another one of my horrible experiences. Many years ago I was bitten by a werewolf. Now, whenever the full moon rises I turn into a wolf myself.
Wilbur Grey
Oh pal. That's all right; I'm sort of a wolf myself.
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Understanding Women: A Humorous Exchange
Chick Young
Professor Stevens, do you understand women?
Professor Stevens
I don't even try.
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Transformation Under the Full Moon
Larry Talbot
I know you'll think I'm crazy, but... in a half-an-hour the moon will rise and I'll turn into a wolf.
Wilbur Grey
You and 20 million other guys!
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A Cautionary Warning About Bad Deals
Wilbur Grey
Don't let em do it to you, Frankie. It's a bad deal. I've had this brain for 30 years and it ain't worked right yet!
[to Frankenstein's Monster]
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