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Unexpected Responses to a Question
Det. Roberts
How did he get out?
[Tommy Nelson is gone]
Lou Francis
Installments.
Det. Roberts
Installments?
Lou Francis
Yeah, he did a Gypsy Rose Lee, come here!
Lou Francis
That, that's all that's left of him.
Det. Roberts
Evidently Nelson changed clothes... what was he wearing when you last saw him?
Lou Francis
Air... nothing but air... and then he asked me how he looked.
Det. Roberts
Wearing air? What are you talking about?
Lou Francis
I went to shake his hand, his hand was gone, I looked up to speak to him, his head was gone. Then he took off his shirt, his body was gone, he took off his pants, his legs were gone! Then he spoke to me, I was gone.
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Urgency Amidst a Rowing Challenge
Lou Francis
What are you doing?
Punch-drunk fighter
Rowing. I gotta be in Staten Island in twenty minutes.
[on a rowing machine]
Lou Francis
You better hurry, the tide's going out.
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Facing Fears in the Boxing Ring
Tommy Nelson
Don't worry. I'll be in the ring with you, dying to take a crack at Rocky!
Lou Francis
And I'll be in there just plain dying.
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Perception of Reality and Disappearance
Dr. James C. Turner, Police Psychiatrist
I know, you saw this man disappear into thin air. Do you always see things?
Lou Francis
Only when my eyes are open.
Dr. James C. Turner, Police Psychiatrist
Did you ever see somebody disappear before?
Lou Francis
Yes sir, I have.
Dr. James C. Turner, Police Psychiatrist
This may explain it, seeing things. When did this happen?
Lou Francis
One day me and my brother were walking down the street... my brother disappeared.
Dr. James C. Turner, Police Psychiatrist
Into thin air?
Lou Francis
No, into a man hole.
Dr. James C. Turner, Police Psychiatrist
How about voices? Do you ever hear strange voices?
Lou Francis
Yes sir.
Dr. James C. Turner, Police Psychiatrist
Aha, and when do you hear these strange voices?
Lou Francis
When I get the wrong number on the telephone.
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New and Hilarious Experience Awaits
Taglines
It's all NEW and a RIOT too!
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Concerns About an Invisible Driver
Bud Alexander
I hope he's got his driver's license.
Lou Francis
I hope he's in the car!
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Private Eyes Get an Eyeful
Taglines
AS PRIVATE EYES...they're getting an Eyeful!
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