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Mummy's Day Fun with Bud and Lou
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It's Mummy's Day for Bud and Lou!
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A Man's Best Friend is His Mummy
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It has been said that a man's best friend is his mummy...
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A Playful Exchange on Intelligence
Abbott
How stupid can you get?
Costello
How stupid do you want me to be?
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Return of the Mummy's Embrace
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They're back -- in their mummy's arms!
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Mummies: Gender and Travel Concerns
Abbott
I overheard Doctor Zoomer say he needed a couple of men to accompany his mummy back to the States.
Costello
Is she afraid to travel by herself?
Abbott
She? No, Lou. This mummy is a he. What's wrong with that? Some mummies are men, some mummies are women.
Costello
Such a strange country.
Abbott
What's strange about it Lou?
Costello
Your mummy, your mummy. Wasn't she a woman?
Abbott
I never had a mummy.
Costello
What did your Father do? Win you in a crap game?
Abbott
What's the matter?
Costello
I thought you were gonna slap me!
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Choosing Tools in a Comedic Exchange
Costello
Take your pick.
Abbott
I'll take the shovel.
Costello
I said take your pick'.
Abbott
The shovel IS my pick!
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