14 quotes
Forgotten Items and the Journey Home
Stanley Livington
So if I draw the map I can go home?
[while in Africa]
Buzz Johnson
What do you want to go home for?
Stanley Livington
I forgot something.
Buzz Johnson
What did you forget?
Stanley Livington
I forgot to stay there.
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Fearlessness in the Face of Adversity
Stanley Livington
I'm not afraid of nothing . Not even you. I'm a pretty brave kid. I don't care about kittens. I don't care how big the kittens are.
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Fear of Animals Rooted in Childhood Experience
Buzz Johnson
I can't understand why you have this terrible fear of animals in you. What is it?
Stanley Livington
When I was a little baby I was scared by my piggy bank.
Buzz Johnson
That's nonsense.
Stanley Livington
You wanna hear something worse?
Buzz Johnson
What?
Stanley Livington
I was 15 years old before I ate my first animal cracker.
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What's Cooking in Africa?
Taglines
LOOK what's cookin in AFRICA!!
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A Circus of African Excitement and Humor
Taglines
A Three Ring Circus of African Thrills and Laughs!
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A Zany and Hilarious Adventure Awaits
Taglines
A Zany, Hilarious Romp!
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Dreams vs. Reality in Romance
Stanley Livington
That's the kind of girl I dream about. But you should see the ones I get.
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Joy Boys Face Trouble in Darkest Laff-rica
Taglines
Those Joy Boys are in hot water again in DARKEST LAFF-RICA!
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Silliest Safari Adventure Awaits with Abbott & Costello
Taglines
Abbott & Costello on the Silliest Safari Ever!
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Discussion of Salary Raise
Buzz Johnson
Mr Livington, what about that raise I've been asking for?
Stanley Livington
I'll talk to my partner if he's in.
Buzz Johnson
Thank you, Sir.
Stanley Livington
He's in.
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Tent Fire Causes Water Retrieval Emergency
Buzz Johnson
Where're you going with the water?
[sees Harry with a glass of water]
Harry
Oh my tent's on fire!
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Dizzying Adventure in Africa with Abbott and Costello
Taglines
Adventure Has Never Been Dizzier as Abbott & Costello Invade the Dark Continent!
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Creating a Hero Against Your Will
Buzz Johnson
I'm going to make a hero out of you whether you like it or not.
[to Stanley]
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Planning an Adventure Safari in Africa
Buzz Johnson
You mean, you intend to take a trip to ]?
[[Africa]
Diana Emerson
Very differently, I'm planning a safari.
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