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Airport Quotes

"The #1 novel of the year - now a motion picture!"

G 1970 · 2h 17m
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65
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14 quotes
The Versatility of the 707 Aircraft
Joe Patroni That's one nice thing about the 707. It can do everything but read.
The Dangers of Sudden Decompression at Altitude
Joe Patroni The sudden decompression at 30,000 feet is something you gotta see to believe.
Tanya Livingston He'll get sucked out, won't he?
Joe Patroni So will anyone sittin next to him. Until that pressure equalizes, everything within 20 feet of him that's not nailed down or strapped in is gonna get sucked right out of that hole.
Bert Weatherby Is it that powerful, are you sure?
Joe Patroni Yeah, I'm sure. When I was a mechanic in the Air Force, I was being transferred on a MATS plane. At 20,000 feet, one of the windows shattered. The guy sitting next to it was about 170 pounds. He went through that little space like a hunk of hamburger going down a disposal, and right after him coats, pillows, blankets, cups, saucers. Yeah, I'm sure.
Mel Bakersfeld Takes about 3 seconds, doesn't it?
Joe Patroni 3, 4 or 5, depends on the size of the hole. Everything fogs up just like that. And THEN watch out! At that altitude, you can't breathe. So unless they get on oxygen in 45 seconds, it's good-bye!
[Snaps fingers]
Top Novel Adapted into Film
Taglines The #1 novel of the year - now a motion picture!
A Fond Memory of Musical Talent
Ada Quonsett My late husband played the violin. Not professionally, but he was very good. He once played the Minute Waltz in 58 seconds.
Facing Fear in Later Life
Ada Quonsett When you get to be older, there isn't a lot left to be frightened of.
Accident Comparison to a Drunken Dinosaur
Joe Patroni Aww, a tractor-trailer jack-knifed and flipped over. It's laying on its side like a drunken dinosaur.
Airport - Dialogue 2
Ada Quonsett My late husband taught me to be thorough. He was a teacher of geometry. He always said: "You must consider every angle".
Tanya Livingston My late husband was a lawyer, and he always said: "Watch out for sweet-looking innocent, little old ladies." I'm beginning to understand what he meant.
Airport - Joe Patroni
Joe Patroni Okay. But you keep those dinky toys out of my hair and away from this plane for 15 minutes, maybe less. I'll DRIVE it out.
Introduction Between Ada and D. O.
Ada Quonsett You've been so busy, we just haven't had a chance to chat. I'm Ada Quonsett.
D. O. Guerrero How do you do.
Ada Quonsett What's your name, sir?
D. O. Guerrero Guerrero.
Ada Quonsett Guerrero! That's Spanish, isn't it?
D. O. Guerrero Yes, but way... back.
Ada Quonsett You look more Irish.
D. O. Guerrero So did my mother.
Determined to Rescue the Plane
Joe Patroni I'll be back in time if I have to pull that plane out with my teeth!
Acknowledgment of Effort in Crisis
Joe Patroni Nice going sweetheart (as he taps the fuselage of the damaged plane)
Tensions Among Characters in Airport Scene
Capt. Vernon Demerest Hey, now, that's a good idea, Mel. Using little old ladies for skycaps. You keep that up. You're doing a good job.
Sarah Bakersfeld Demerest Mel! For my sake, be patient with him.
[after Vernon leaves]
Mel Bakersfeld How you can live with that overage juvenile deliquent, I'll never know.
Sarah Bakersfeld Demerest There's just the two of us. If I left him, what would I have?
Mel Bakersfeld Would you have any more if he decided to leave you?
Sarah Bakersfeld Demerest He won't. The moment a girl gets too serious, he waves his wedding ring like a flag. I'm his disaster insurance.
Mel Bakersfeld More like group insurance!
Sarah Bakersfeld Demerest Thanks for caring, Mel. Don't worry. Someday he'll come home for some other reason than to just change his clothes.
Mel Bakersfeld Well, I hope so.
Dessert Preferences in a Busy Moment
Joe Patroni Hold the whipped cream; I just had a dessert.
Discontent with Passenger in 21D
Gwen Meighen Nuts to the man in 21D
Ruth You said it.