Alice in Wonderland (2010) - Quotes

Unrequited Love and Obsession Explored

Stayne: Um forced herself on me. I told her, "My heart belongs to you." But she's obsessed...with me.

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Embracing Madness in Wonderland

Hatter: Have I gone mad?

Alice: [checking Hatter's temperature] I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are.

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A Conversation About Head Sizes and Hats

Hatter: [to Iracebeth] What a regrettably large head you have. I should very much like to hat it.

Iracebeth: Hat it?

Hatter: I used to hat The White Queen, you know. Poor dear, her head was so small.

Iracebeth: It's tiny. It's a pimple of a head.

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A Question of Identity in Wonderland

Stayne: [sees Alice] And who is this lovely creature?

Iracebeth: Um, my new favorite.

Stayne: What is her name?

Iracebeth: Um.

Stayne: [to Alice] I believe your name has slipped the queen's mind.

Iracebeth: Her name...is...Um, IDIOT!

Alice: From Umbridge.

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A Conversation About Identity and Confusion

Iracebeth: [referring to Alice, who's just grown to a large size and naked] And what is this?

McTwisp: It's a who, majesty. This is...um...

Iracebeth: Um"?

Alice: [thinking quickly] From Umbridge.

Iracebeth: What happened to your clothes?

Alice: I outgrew them. I've been growing an awful lot lately. I tower over everyone in Umbridge. They laugh at me. So, I've come to you hoping you might understand what it's like.

Iracebeth: [to her subjects] My dear girl, anyone with a head that large is welcome in my court. Someone find her some clothes, use the curtains if you must, but clothe this enormous girl!

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A Trust Betrayed in a Time of Crisis

Alice: [to Bayard] You were supposed to lead them away, the Hatter trusted you!

Bayard: They have my wife and pups.

Alice: What is your name?

Bayard: Bayard.

Alice: Sit!

Bayard: [sits] Would your name be...Alice? By any chance?

Alice: Yes, but I'm not the one everyone's talking about.

Bayard: The Hatter would not have given himself up just for any Alice.

Alice: Where did they take him?

Bayard: To the Red Queen's castle in Salazen Grum.

Alice: We're going to rescue him.

Bayard: That is not foretold.

Alice: I don't care! He wouldn't be there if it weren't for me!

Bayard: The Frabjous Day is almost upon us. You must prepare to meet the Jabberwocky.

Alice: From the moment I fell down that rabbit hole I've been told what I must do and who I must be. I've been shrunk, stretched, scratched, and stuffed into a teapot. I've been accused of being Alice and of not being Alice but this is my dream. I'll decide where it goes from here.

Bayard: If you diverge from the path...

Alice: I make the path! To Salazen Grum, Bayard. And don't forget the hat.

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Madness and Gratitude in Wonderland

Stayne: You're all mad!

Thackery: [belches loudly] Thanks very much.

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Consequences of Defiance in Wonderland

Stayne: [has his arm around Hatter's throat] If you're hiding her, you will lose your heads.

Hatter: [strained] Already lost them.

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The Mysterious Futterwacken Dance Explained

Chessur: What's happened to you, Tarrant? You used to be the life of the party. You used to do the best Futterwacken in all of Witzend.

Alice: Futter what?

Thackery: Futterwacken!

Mally: It's a dance.

Hatter: On the Frabjous Day, when the White Queen once again wears the crown, on that day, I shall Futterwacken...victoriously.

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Dreaming and Danger in Wonderland

Chessur: [purrs] It looks like you ran afoul of something with wicked claws.

Alice: But I'm still dreaming.

Chessur: What did that to you?

Alice: Bander who...the bander...

Chessur: The Bandersnatch? Well, I'd better have a look.

Alice: What are you doing?

Chessur: It needs to be purified by someone with evaporating skills or it will fester and putrefy.

Alice: I'd rather you didn't. I'll be fine as soon as I wake up.

Chessur: [wraps up her wounds] At least let me bind it for you. What do you call yourself?

Alice: Alice.

Chessur: The Alice?

Alice: There's been some debate about that.

Chessur: I never get involved in politics.

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A Dispute Over Missing Tarts

Iracebeth: [crouches down to a frog servant's height; whispering] Did you steal my tarts?

Frog Servant: No, Your Majesty.

Iracebeth: [wipes a splotch of juice from the corner of his mouth with her finger and tastes it; whispers] Squimberry juice.

Frog Servant: I was so hungry! I didn't mean to!

Iracebeth: OFF WITH HIS HEAD!

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Identity Confusion in Wonderland

Absolem: Who are you?

Alice: Absolem?

Absolem: You're not Absolem, I'm Absolem. The question is, who are you?

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The Dread of Imperfection and Expectations

Lady Ascot: Do you know what I've always dreaded?

Alice: [casually] The decline of the aristocracy?

Lady Ascot: [notices that the gardeners have planted the wrong color roses] Ugly grandchildren. But you're lovely. You're bound to produce little...Imbeciles! The gardeners have planted white roses when I specifically asked for red.

Alice: You could always paint the roses red.

Lady Ascot: What an odd thing to say.

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Questioning the Nature of Proper Attire

Helen Kingsleigh: [feeling Alice's stomach; checking Alice's legs] Where is your corset? And no stockings.

Alice: I'm against them.

Helen Kingsleigh: But you are not properly dressed.

Alice: Who's to say what's proper? What if it were agreed that "proper" meant wearing a codfish on your head? Would you wear it?

Helen Kingsleigh: [sternly] Alice.

Alice: To me a corset is like a codfish.

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Accusation of an Attempted Murder

Iracebeth (Red Queen): HE TRIED TO KILL ME!

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Red Queen's Command Against the Hatter

Iracebeth (Red Queen): The Hatter's interfering! Off with his head!

The Red Queen Questions Her Rival's Champion

Iracebeth (Red Queen): Where's your champion, sister? (Alice: Here.) Hello, Um.

Claiming Authority and Identity in Wonderland

Iracebeth (Red Queen): [turns to her card guards] No! It is MY crown! I AM THE ELDEST! JABBERWOCKY!!

Confronting Manipulation and Parental Expectations

Iracebeth (Red Queen): [to her sister, Mirana] I know what you're doing. You think you can blink those pretty little eyes, and I'll melt just like Mummy and Daddy did.