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Alien from L.A. Quotes

"The people at the center of the earth are about to get a visitor."

PG 1988 · 1h 27m
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11 quotes
Compassion for Those in Distress
Charmin OK, maybe I might help you. It's only because I'm a sucker for big-boned dolls in trouble.
Seeking a Girl with Big Bones
Guten Gus Edway I'm looking for a girl with big bones.
A Conversation About Change and Criticism
Wanda I can change. I want to change. Just tell me what you don't like about me.
Robbie You won't change, Wanda.
Wanda Please, Robbie. Give me a chance. What don't you like about me and I'll change.
Robbie Alright! Your glasses make you look stupid. Your hair's ugly. You dress like a nerd. You walk like a clod. And your voice gives me a headache. Is that enough?
Visitor from the Center of the Earth
Taglines The people at the center of the Earth are about to get a visitor.
Uncertainty of Future Encounters
Wanda Will I ever see you again?
Charmin You never know, Wanda. Crazy. Another time, another place. Now go on. Get out of here. Another time, another place.
Alien Encounter with Unusual Characters
Mambino Big confidence from an alien - who walks like a troll, dresses like a worm, and has the voice that gives everyone a headache.
General Rykov Your panty-hose are on too tight, Crassus.
Lord Over Come here, child. Come closer. So, you are the Wanda.
Tinseltown vs. The Underground: A Comparison
Taglines Tinseltown Was No Comparison To The Underground.
Unwanted Breakup Insights Among Friends
Stacy Wanda, the creep broke up with you over your answering machine.
Wanda I just want to know why he broke up.
Stacy He doesn't like you.
Wanda Thanks, Stacy.
Stacy You should have gone blonder.
A Journey into the Unknown Awaits
Taglines A fantastic adventure.
Journey to the center of adventure
Taglines Venture to the core!
Kathy Ireland's Transformation in Alien From L.A.
Taglines Kathy Ireland is the Alien From L.A.