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Compassion for Those in Distress
Charmin
OK, maybe I might help you. It's only because I'm a sucker for big-boned dolls in trouble.
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Seeking a Girl with Big Bones
Guten Gus Edway
I'm looking for a girl with big bones.
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A Conversation About Change and Criticism
Wanda
I can change. I want to change. Just tell me what you don't like about me.
Robbie
You won't change, Wanda.
Wanda
Please, Robbie. Give me a chance. What don't you like about me and I'll change.
Robbie
Alright! Your glasses make you look stupid. Your hair's ugly. You dress like a nerd. You walk like a clod. And your voice gives me a headache. Is that enough?
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Visitor from the Center of the Earth
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The people at the center of the Earth are about to get a visitor.
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Uncertainty of Future Encounters
Wanda
Will I ever see you again?
Charmin
You never know, Wanda. Crazy. Another time, another place. Now go on. Get out of here. Another time, another place.
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Alien Encounter with Unusual Characters
Mambino
Big confidence from an alien - who walks like a troll, dresses like a worm, and has the voice that gives everyone a headache.
General Rykov
Your panty-hose are on too tight, Crassus.
Lord Over
Come here, child. Come closer. So, you are the Wanda.
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Tinseltown vs. The Underground: A Comparison
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Tinseltown Was No Comparison To The Underground.
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Unwanted Breakup Insights Among Friends
Stacy
Wanda, the creep broke up with you over your answering machine.
Wanda
I just want to know why he broke up.
Stacy
He doesn't like you.
Wanda
Thanks, Stacy.
Stacy
You should have gone blonder.
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A Journey into the Unknown Awaits
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A fantastic adventure.
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Journey to the center of adventure
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Venture to the core!
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Kathy Ireland's Transformation in Alien From L.A.
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Kathy Ireland is the Alien From L.A.
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