31 quotes
A Disinterested Introduction Between Two Characters
Charlie
The name's Barkin. Charlie Barkin. And you are?
Sasha
Not even remotely interested.
[while holding a handkerchief full of food with her teeth]
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Itchy Itchiford's Insightful Reflection
Voice cast
] as Itchy Itchiford
[[w:Dom DeLuise|Dom DeLuise]
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A Dog's Perspective on Life and Choices
Voice cast
] as Short Customs Dog
[[w:Steve Mackall|Steve Mackall]
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A Labrador's Perspective on Life and Loyalty
Voice cast
] as Labrador MC
[[w:Wallace Shawn|Wallace Shawn]
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Charlie Barkin's Melodic Reflection on Life
Voice cast
] as Charles "Charlie" B. Barkin (singing voice by ])
[[Charlie Sheen; [w:Jesse Corti|Jesse Corti]
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A Dog's Loyalty and Responsibility
Voice cast
] as Ace the St. Bernard and Officer Andrews
[[w:Kevin Michael Richardson|Kevin Michael Richardson]
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Carface Caruthers expresses his cunning nature
Voice cast
] as Carface Caruthers
[[w:Ernest Borgnine|Ernest Borgnine]
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Heavenly Hound Returns This Spring
Taglines
This Spring, everyone's favorite heavenly hound busts out of paradise!
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A dog's perspective on life and love
Voice cast
] as Jingles
[[w:Jim Cummings|Jim Cummings]
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Qualities in a Potential Partner
Charlie
So, is there a mister Sasha?
Sasha
Nope. And I'm not taking applications.
Charlie
Okay. Okay. But if you were, what, umm...what qualities would you be looking for?
Sasha
Oh, I don't know.
Charlie
Aah, of course you do.
Sasha
Hmm. Well, loyalty, strength, breeding...
Charlie
I'd be good at that.
Sasha
Humility. Compassion... And of course, style.
[pauses; Charlie walks headfirst into an I-beam and falls to the ground]
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Dogs' Choices Beyond Heaven's Gates
Taglines
All dogs go to heaven....but some dogs just won't stay there.
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Encouragement to Find a Purpose
Annabelle
Maybe you can do something besides making a nuisance of yourself.
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Unexpected Revelations Among Friends
Sasha
Now, tell me the truth, Charlie Barkin: why did you really come back? And don't you con me.
Charlie
Actually, I kind of like the idea of being Mr. Sasha.
David
Hey, guys! I worked a little magic!
[making their new bowls appear]
Gordon Freeman
(says nothing and stands there before being shot.)
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Chihuahua Reflects on Life and Friendship
Voice cast
] as Chihuahua
[[w:Hamilton Camp|Hamilton Camp]
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Itchy's Commentary on Short Legs
Itchy
Short legs! there just short! Charlie!
[running after Charlie]
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A New Beginning for a Beloved Dog
Taglines
For this dog, the end was just the beginning.
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Itchy's Plea to Charlie
Itchy
No, Charlie!
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Heavenly Return in a New Adventure
Taglines
Heaven help us! Look who's back in the adventure of 2 lifetimes.
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Desire for Power and Control
Red
Gabriel's Horn is... finally... mine!
[runs up a flight of stairs taking no notice of virtually anything]
Carface
Boss! They're hitting the bricks!
[spotting Charlie and David flee]
Red
Let them. I have what I want.
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A dog's perspective on loyalty and friendship
Voice cast
] as David
[[w:Adam Wylie|Adam Wylie]
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A Guardian Angel's Complicated Choice
Taglines
Charlie signs up to be a guardian angel, but to make the great, he may have to make a deal with the devil...
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Sasha La Fleur's Perspective on Life
Voice cast
] as Sasha La Fleur
[[w:Sheena Easton|Sheena Easton]
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Tall Customs Dog's Perspective on Life
Voice cast
] as Tall Customs Dog
[[w:Dan Castellaneta|Dan Castellaneta]
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A Game of Go Fish Between Friends
Carface
Hey, you got any 6's?
Red
Go Fish!
[his cards are all sixes]
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A Dog's Duty and Redemption
Voice cast
] as Officer Reyes
[[w:Marabina Jaimes|Marabina Jaimes]
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Officer McDowell's Perspective on Duty
Voice cast
] as Officer McDowell
[[w:Pat Corley|Pat Corley]
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A Reflection on Friendship and Loyalty
Voice cast
] as Claire
[[w:Annette Helde|Annette Helde]
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Finding Hope in Unlikely Places
Voice cast
] as Lost & Found Officer
[[w:Maurice LaMarche|Maurice LaMarche]
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A Dog's Hopeful Perspective on Life
Voice cast
] as Anabelle
[[w:Bebe Neuwirth|Bebe Neuwirth]
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Reginald Reflects on Life and Choices
Voice cast
] as Reginald
[[w:Tony Jay|Tony Jay]
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First Day as a Guardian Angel
Sasha
Aren't guardian angels supposed to protect people?!
[during a hair-raising moped ride with Charlie at the controls]
Charlie
Hey, it's my first day on the job.
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