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Antidote Ingredients and a Buffet Table
Simon
Eureka! The antidote!
Theodore
Great!
Simon
Oh, no. I have no idea where to find these ingredients. "Inert marine ova, the lower limbs of an amphibian, bovine oral organs--
Theodore
Hey! The buffet table!
Simon
Theodore, this is hardly the time for a snack.
Theodore
No! It's the antidote! Look! Caviar, frog's legs, beef tongue-- Oh, yuck! Uh, what else?
[disgusted]
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Hollywood Humor Meets Zombie Transformation
Dr. Frankenstein
I am going to turn you into a mindless zombie. Have you ever seen a mindless zombie?
Alvin
Are you kidding? I live in Hollywood!
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Dave Tells the Chipmunks to Sleep
Dave
Simon, Theodore, ALVIN! Go to sleep!
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A Frustrating Adventure in the Dark
Simon
Great shortcut, Alvin. We've been walking for hours, and I've yet to see a single dragon.
Theodore
Yeah, and I'm still hungry.
Simon
Our show's been cancelled. What do you suggest we do now, Mr. Reliable?
[gasps when he sees their cancelled show; to Alvin; annoyed]
Alvin
Okay, okay, I admit it. We missed our show, the park is closed, we're probably locked in, and it's all my fault! There. Are you happy?
Simon
I'm just fuzzy all over.
[dryly]
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A clash of confidence and humor
Phil
Listen, you little… beaver, or muskrat or whatever you are.
[picks up Alvin; crossly; presses his finger on Alvin's cap]
Alvin
Don't…touch…the cap.
[fiercely]
Phil
Oh. You think you can do this job better than me?
Alvin
Duh!
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A Disagreement Over Scientific Methods
Dr. Frankenstein
I don't get it. The formula I fed him is foolproof. Perhaps another jolt.
Simon
I don't believe that's the problem.
[takes the notebook]
Dr. Frankenstein
Wait a minute! Give me that notebook!
Simon
Over my dead body!
[retorting]
Dr. Frankenstein
You've come to the right place.
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A Proposal for a Game After Breakfast
Theodore
Wait! Don't hurt him. He's a good guy.
[wakes up as Alvin and Simon were about to whack Frankenstein's monster (later named Frankie) with a baseball bat]
Alvin
Well, of course he is. We just wanted to know if you guys wanted to play… uh, baseball.
[chuckles]
Theodore
Well, uh, maybe after breakfast.
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Memorable Moments with the Chipmunks
Dave
Theodore's always been so happy and sweet. Simon's the one with the glasses. Funny, I didn't even know he needed them. And then of course, there's Alvin. Oh, this was the time Alvin burned down the kitchen, making me a Father's Day breakfast.
[picks up a photo frame of Alvin holding two pans on fire]
Female Officer
Oh, yeah, I remember getting the call on that one.
Dave
Oh, and here he is, just after he set the lab rats free at the school open house. There I am.
[shows another photo of Alvin releasing some lab rats from their cage in the school open house; points to himself in the background]
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Alvin's Cap Missing in Simon's Inquiry
Simon
Alvin would never go anywhere without his cap. Where's Alvin?
[as Frankie hands him Alvin's cap]
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Amusement Park Priorities Among Chipmunks
Simon
What happened, Alvin? Trip over your ego?
Theodore
I bet Alvin would feel better if I had something to eat. Why don't we find a snack bar?
Alvin
Hello? A snack bar? Are you kidding?! We've got a whole hour to kill at the thrill-ride capital of the universe, and you want to go to a snack bar? Absolutely not!
Simon
This kills me to say it, but Alvin's right. There's the 3-D show, the special effects lab, and the fabulously-
Alvin
Oh, please, Simon. We're going to Dragonland!
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Alvin's Unusual Requirement for Success
Simon
Houston, we have a problem. Apparently this stuff won't work unless Alvin eats it… while he's upside-down.
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A Disagreement Over Dialing Responsibilities
Alvin
Hey, why don't I get to dial?
Simon
Because it's my quarter, and Theodore asked first.
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Confusion About a Lovable Monster's Intentions
Alvin
I don't get it. If he's such a big, lovable lug, then why was he trying to kill us?
Simon
Perhaps, he wasn't trying to kill us.
Alvin
Hello! If he'd caught us last night, he'd have cracked our little bodies… like this!
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Unexpected Effects of a Mysterious Drink
Simon
Alvin, what did the doctor give you to drink?
Alvin
I don't know. Some purple junk.
Simon
Hmm. "Cartoon Monster-Maker Frappe. Serve cold with 50,000-volt chaser. Then wait three minutes." Uh-oh!
[reading a formula in the notebook; closes the notebook and checks the time on his watch, seeing that three minutes is up]
Theodore
Hey, Alvin. Here's your cap.
[takes Alvin's cap out of his pocket to give it back to him]
Alvin
Huh? Huh?... Aah! Aaaah! H-Help! Oh! Aaaah! Whoa-oa-aah!
[his entire body begins to swell.; his body continues swelling and inflates into an enormous size.]
Alvin
DON'T TOUCH THE CAAAAAAAP!!!
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Imagination and Trust Among Friends
Alvin
I can't believe it. Dave didn't believe me.
[sulking]
Simon
Yeah, especially with your track record for honesty.
Alvin
Can I help it if I don't stifle my active imagination?
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A Humorous Take on Costly Accessories
Mr. Yesman
Lovely bag! It must have costed you an arm and a leg.
Dr. Frankenstein
Actually... an arm and *two* legs.
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Communication Breakdown Among the Chipmunks
Dave
Where on earth have you boys been?!
Alvin
Well, we…
Dave
Why didn't you call?
Theodore
We tried!
Dave
Didn't you start to think how worried I must have been?
Simon
Yeah, but we…
Dave
Missed your show and disappeared for hours!
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