2 quotes
Journey from Bangkok to Detroit
Wesley
Excuse me, where's this plane going to?
[wakes up on plane]
Stewardess
Detroit.
Wesley
Thank God! ... Excuse me! Where's it coming from?
[sighs with relief; panics]
Stewardess
Bangkok.
Wesley
Thai...
Wesley
Whose kid is that?
Stewardess
Yours - you adopted him yesterday. Congratulations!
Wesley
Hey buddy.
[waves gingerly]
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A Casual Conversation Between Friends
Ashley
How're you feeling?
Erik Stifler
Hey. Good, thanks.
Ashley
Here, let me see.
Erik Stifler
Oh, no. No, no. Ashley, it's... You really don't need to do anything.
Ashley
Oh my God, Erik. You have to put something on that.
Erik Stifler
No, it's just a little red.
Ashley
Here, let me.
Erik Stifler
It's really not necessary...
Ashley
Does it hurt?
Erik Stifler
No, it's just really cold.
Ashley
Does that feel better?
Erik Stifler
Yeah. Mmm-hmm.
Ashley
Wow!
Erik Stifler
Oh man!
Ashley
I didn't even touch it. Mmm. No, it's no big deal. I guess I should just take it as a compliment, right?
Erik Stifler
I'm sorry. Yeah. I'm sorry.
Ashley
It's cool.
Erik Stifler
How that cream feels good. Ash, you might wanna...
Ashley
Just relax.
[whispering]
Erik Stifler
It's still hot.
[panting]
Ashley
Oh my God! Mr. Biggles!
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