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American Pie Presents: Beta House - Trailer No. 1

American Pie Presents: Beta House Quotes

"The most outrageous slice of pie!"

R 2007 · 1h 29m
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2 quotes
Journey from Bangkok to Detroit
Wesley Excuse me, where's this plane going to?
[wakes up on plane]
Stewardess Detroit.
Wesley Thank God! ... Excuse me! Where's it coming from?
[sighs with relief; panics]
Stewardess Bangkok.
Wesley Thai...
Wesley Whose kid is that?
Stewardess Yours - you adopted him yesterday. Congratulations!
Wesley Hey buddy.
[waves gingerly]
A Casual Conversation Between Friends
Ashley How're you feeling?
Erik Stifler Hey. Good, thanks.
Ashley Here, let me see.
Erik Stifler Oh, no. No, no. Ashley, it's... You really don't need to do anything.
Ashley Oh my God, Erik. You have to put something on that.
Erik Stifler No, it's just a little red.
Ashley Here, let me.
Erik Stifler It's really not necessary...
Ashley Does it hurt?
Erik Stifler No, it's just really cold.
Ashley Does that feel better?
Erik Stifler Yeah. Mmm-hmm.
Ashley Wow!
Erik Stifler Oh man!
Ashley I didn't even touch it. Mmm. No, it's no big deal. I guess I should just take it as a compliment, right?
Erik Stifler I'm sorry. Yeah. I'm sorry.
Ashley It's cool.
Erik Stifler How that cream feels good. Ash, you might wanna...
Ashley Just relax.
[whispering]
Erik Stifler It's still hot.
[panting]
Ashley Oh my God! Mr. Biggles!