A Casual Conversation Between Friends
Ashley:
How're you feeling?
Erik Stifler:
Hey. Good, thanks.
Ashley:
Here, let me see.
Erik Stifler:
Oh, no. No, no. Ashley, it's... You really don't need to do anything.
Ashley:
Oh my God, Erik. You have to put something on that.
Erik Stifler:
No, it's just a little red.
Ashley:
Here, let me.
Erik Stifler:
It's really not necessary...
Ashley:
Does it hurt?
Erik Stifler:
No, it's just really cold.
Ashley:
Does that feel better?
Erik Stifler:
Yeah. Mmm-hmm.
Ashley:
Wow!
Erik Stifler:
Oh man!
Ashley:
I didn't even touch it. Mmm. No, it's no big deal. I guess I should just take it as a compliment, right?
Erik Stifler:
I'm sorry. Yeah. I'm sorry.
Ashley:
It's cool.
Erik Stifler:
How that cream feels good. Ash, you might wanna...
Ashley: [whispering]
Just relax.
Erik Stifler: [panting]
It's still hot.
Ashley:
Oh my God! Mr. Biggles!
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Journey from Bangkok to Detroit
Wesley: [wakes up on plane]
Excuse me, where's this plane going to?
Stewardess:
Detroit.
Wesley: [sighs with relief; panics]
Thank God! ... Excuse me! Where's it coming from?
Stewardess:
Bangkok.
Wesley:
Thai...
Wesley:
Whose kid is that?
Stewardess:
Yours - you adopted him yesterday. Congratulations!
Wesley: [waves gingerly]
Hey buddy.
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