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A Unique Perspective on Scrotums and Tobacco
Scalper
The scrotum is the devil's tobacco pouch!
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Misunderstanding Leads to Confusion Over Hair Pieces
Mr. Black
Look, I told you: I don't know who you've been talking to but he's a fucking liar! You'll find no herpes here!
[angry]
Colm
Herpes?
[surprised]
Mr. Black
That's what you said.
George
No sir. Hair pieces.
[points to his head]
Mr. Black
Oh. I thought you said herpes'.
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