Unexpected Encounter with A Rickshaw
Akash:
What happened?
Simi:
A rickshaw is blocking our path.
Akash:
Is there a picture of Aishwarya Rai on the back?
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Consequences of Deception and Fear
Inspector Manohar Jawanda:
You blinded him? What do you mean? How?
Simi:
On the internet you can find a hundred ways to do that. Good. Now he's really blind.
Inspector Manohar Jawanda:
But the blind can talk. He can talk to the press. If there's an inquiry, I'll get the boot. We'll get caught. You should've killed him.
Simi:
I'm not a serial killer to kill them off, one by one. Keep playing the perfect husband. Hide behind your wife. Why didn't you take my call?
Inspector Manohar Jawanda:
My wife's aunt was in the ICU. You know how it is. You were married too.
Simi:
I was. And with a far better man than you. Why did you bring your gun that day? If you hadn't, none of this would've happened. He might have forgiven me. You think you're Dirty Harry, while I do the dirty work!
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Questioning the Knowledge of a Cat's Color
Inspector Manohar Jawanda:
What color is your cat?
Akash:
Black and white.
Inspector Manohar Jawanda:
How do you know?
Akash:
I was told.
Akash:
Rani.
Inspector Manohar Jawanda:
You cook for yourself?
Akash:
Forget about me, Sir. Look for Rani, please. Rani might get run over.
Inspector Manohar Jawanda:
Water?
Akash:
Chilled?
Akash:
Water.
Inspector Manohar Jawanda:
Today's newspaper? What for?
Akash:
To collect cat poo, sir.
Akash:
You're here? Please look for Rani. I'm lost without her.
Akash:
Sir, Bandu's school bus. Slap him hard to make him confess. Last week he tied a firecracker to Rani's tail. She ran amok. She hid indoors for two days. That's no good.
Akash:
What was that? Rani?
Akash:
Rani. Where were you? Come, baby. Eat something. You haven't eaten for two days. Good girl.
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Private Concert Invitation for Tomorrow
Pramod Sinha:
Can you play my songs as well?
Akash:
Sure. I'll just play them.
Pramod Sinha:
No, not here. Come to my house tomorrow for a private concert. I'll be there along with my wife. She loves the actor Rajesh Khanna. Play his numbers. She'll be happy. Here. Here's my address. And an advance. You'll get more later. One o'clock.
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Anniversary Plans Disrupted by Unexpected Departure
Pramod Sinha: [while watching a film]
Simi, watch this scene. It's great fun. Look.
Simi:
Pammi, I've seen it ten times. Now this bimbo will get murdered. How many times have you seen it? A thousand?
Pramod Sinha:
I'm going to Bengaluru tomorrow.
Simi:
What? Have I upset you? Tomorrow is our wedding anniversary. You're going away?
Pramod Sinha:
Shetty had called. There's something urgent. I'll be back by evening.
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Meaning Beyond Words
Simi: [[w:Crab meat|crabmeat; [w:Aphrodisiac|aphrodisiac]
It's said that ] is an ]. Don't ask me to spell it. But I can tell you what it means.
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Elopement Announcement from Sofie
Sofie: [watching news about Akash and Simi]
They've eloped.
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The Paradox of Completion and Incompletion
Sofie:
Some things are complete, only because they are unfinished.
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A Life-Changing Incident from Childhood
Akash: [repeated line]
A cricket ball hit my head when I was 14. The optic nerve was damaged.
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The Benefits of Being Blind
Akash:
Everyone knows about the disadvantages of being blind. Let me tell you about its benefits.
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