3 quotes
Irish Wit on Loneliness and Desire
Angie
Are you lonely or horny?
Noel
I'm Irish. Which is the equivalent of saying that I'm lonely and horny.
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Helping the Broken in Our Lives
Angie
We are all broken. Those of us who are less broken need to help those who are more broken.
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A Preference for Lucky Charms and Consequences
Noel
I only like eating Lucky Charms and I'll die of consumption.
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