Another 48 Hrs. Quotes

Ben Christ, you really toasted that guy, Jack.

Jack Ah, goddamn it. I didn't TOAST the guy! I just SHOT him! For Christ's sakes, don't say I TOASTED him, Ben!

Reggie They blew up my car! They blew up my car! They blew up my car!

Jack It's a damn shame.

Reggie They blew up my goddamn car and all you have to say is it's a damn shame?

Jack No car, no money, you're having a bad day!

Richard "Cherry" Ganz No fucking way!

Jack You got framed. That's what every convict says!

Reggie Well, what about you, man? They never found that bad guy's gun out at the racetrack!

Jack That's different.

Reggie How's it different?

Jack I'm a cop, you're a crook.

Reggie Oh, get the fuck out of here! Just because I'm a convict, everything that comes out of my mouth is a goddamn lie?

Jack That's right.

Reggie So it's just Screw Reggie Hammond?

Jack That's right!

Reggie Hammond Let me tell you something, Jack. If shit was worth something, poor people would be born with no asshole.

Ben Jack, we can work this out! Just let me out of here!

Jack You're a disgrace, Ben. Nothing worse than a bad cop.

Reggie Hey, Jack! Thank you for a very pleasant day! Okay, I got no car, I got no money, and I'm going to fucking end the day off with this goddamn dope man's Uzi by my temple! Thank you, Jack! Look, this is Jack's day. Why don't you just let Jack shoot me? Save your bullet! Jack, why don't you shoot me? Shoot me, Jack!

Reggie All right, knock this shit off! I HAVE BEEN HAVING A VERY BAD DAY! I just got out of jail this morning! Already I've been shot at, I was on a bus that flipped over 17 times, bitch tried to stab me in the bathroom, and somebody blew up my Porsche! I am in a BAD goddamn mood! Now I usually don't jump in when somebody's getting beat down, but this man Jack Cates is going to help me straighten out the rest of my day! And I suggest you all back up, and let us go about our business!

Barroom Fighter Because you got a gun?

Reggie No, because I have a gun and I'll pop a cap in your ass!

Reggie Hammond When you've been in prison as long as I have, you remember every story about pussy you ever heard.

Reggie How much of my money did you spend?

Jack Oh, about 25 grand. You said I could buy a new car.

Reggie So where is it?

Jack This is the new car!

Reggie This looks like the same piece-of-shit sky blue Cadillac you had before!

Jack Yeah. I bought the same make, model, year, color, everything the same. That's the way I like it. I get attached to things, Reggie!