14 quotes
A Clever Response to a Dismissive Comment
Bree
You may live in the 90210, but you're still just... a zero.
Mary
We live in the 90211, genius.
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Understanding Through Music and Connection
Joey
What was that?
Mary
Guess the music just speaks to me.
Joey
Well, I guess we don't have a language barrier.
[does another fancy tango move corresponding with the one she just did]
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A Messy Situation at the Ball
Lead Cleaner
You go to ball? Very nice! As van says "No mess too messy!
Mary
Okay.
[Impressed]
Lead Cleaner
This mess TOO MESSY!
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The Illusion of Love and Compatibility
Mary
You know what really sucks about falling for a guy you know you're not right for? You fall anyways cause you think he might turn out to be different.
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A Playful Exchange Between Dustin and Tami
Dustin
Nice tutu.
Tami
Thanks...I think?
Dustin
My name's Dustin but people just call me "Da Funk".
Tami
Well that's unfortunate.
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Fashion and Friendship in Unexpected Conversations
Mary
You need to get this thing fixed.
Tami
Don't call it a thing or she'll break down for good. You have to respect the Great Pumpkin!
Mary
You're so weird Tama.
Tami
Hey, do you think my leather goes with this Tutu?
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Perceptions of Visibility and Invisibility
Natalia
I'm sorry, Mary, I didn't see you standing there. It's like you were totally invisible.
[walks away]
Tami
Oh yeah, well, check out my totally invisible finger!
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Rediscovering the Joy of Dance
Joey
(to Mary) One of the reasons I came back was to remember why I started dancing in the first place. When I'm dancing with you, I'm starting to remember.
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Halloween Costume Banter Between Friends
Jock
Halloween's in October, Tutu!
Tami
Then why are you dressed like a tool?
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Unexpected Encounters and Humorous Observations
Mary
We keep meeting this way.
Joey
Ha. You have shrimp in your hair.
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Rejecting insincere kindness and charity
Mary
You don't have to pretend like you like me. I've had enough charity to last a lifetime.
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Admiring Silky Qualities of a Robe
Dominique
Why are you wearing my robe?
Mary
I was admiring its silky quality.
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Cleaning Chaos and Dramatic Reactions
Dominique
You are gonna clean this room spotless in 30 minutes. Rod! And your phone privileges are suspended for an entire month! Cough it up! Clean!
[Rod leaves the room and holds his head-Dominique just threw a shrimp at him; Dominique turns back to Mary; Mary hands over her cell and Dominique glares at her]
Da Funk
Hahahah, did you guys see that? That was just terrible. Thank God that's over.
[Brit and Bree do really bad dances]
Tami
I love drama! It's so dramatic!
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Misunderstandings About Intentions
Joey
Why don't we pick up here ].
[[tomorrow]
Mary
As in my house or in this position?
Joey
Ah, I'm not that type of guy.
Mary
Hmm, I don't find that too convincing.
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