7 quotes
Protecting Innocence Amidst Danger
Eddie Dash
Steady, steady, now!
[Eddie and George are in a duck blind, waiting for the ducks to fly overhead]
George
Fly away! Fly away! There are men with guns here! Fly away! Go back to your families.
[waving his arms]
Eddie Dash
Why'd you do that?
George
To keep a harmless creature from suffering a horrible fate, and to keep you from suffering a life of heartache and guilt!
Eddie Dash
They're just ducks!
George
They're not just ducks, they're creatures just like you and me!
Eddie Dash
They're not like you and me! They fly all over and they shit on people!
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Two Big Liars Unite in Deception
Taglines
Meet two big liars.
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Respect for Friends in Conversations
George
Don't ever call my friend a "shithead" again, OK?
[last line (after credits)]
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Unexpected Chaos in a Friendly Encounter
Wax Frankenstein
Hi, how ya doin'?
[stands still pretending to be statue, then moves and places a hand on George's chest]
George
Waaahh! Ahhhh! Aaaaaaaahhhh!
Eddie Dash
George? George! Damn you! You see what you did to my friend? You big, green fuck!
[backhands Frankenstein on the chest]
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Contrasting Professionalism and Pathology
Taglines
One is a professional. The other is pathological.
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Lying Together: Fun and Profit
Taglines
One lies for fun. The other lies for money. Now that's teamwork.
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Surreal Observations of Eddie Dash
Eddie Dash
Easy boy, steady. Wait? Whoa! Fuckin wings? What's goin on? Fuckin white horse!
[as the Tri-Star advertisement music begins playing, a stallion galloping onto the screen towards the Tri-Star logo; the stallion sprouts wings and leaps and flies over the Tri-Star logo; loud crashes, bangs, pots and pans hitting the floor than coming to a silence]
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