Lying Together: Fun and Profit
Taglines:
One lies for fun. The other lies for money. Now that's teamwork.
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Two Big Liars Unite in Deception
Taglines:
Meet two big liars.
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Contrasting Professionalism and Pathology
Taglines:
One is a professional. The other is pathological.
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Protecting Innocence Amidst Danger
Eddie Dash: [Eddie and George are in a duck blind, waiting for the ducks to fly overhead]
Steady, steady, now!
George: [waving his arms]
Fly away! Fly away! There are men with guns here! Fly away! Go back to your families.
Eddie Dash:
Why'd you do that?
George:
To keep a harmless creature from suffering a horrible fate, and to keep you from suffering a life of heartache and guilt!
Eddie Dash:
They're just ducks!
George:
They're not just ducks, they're creatures just like you and me!
Eddie Dash:
They're not like you and me! They fly all over and they shit on people!
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Unexpected Chaos in a Friendly Encounter
Wax Frankenstein: [stands still pretending to be statue, then moves and places a hand on George's chest]
Hi, how ya doin'?
George:
Waaahh! Ahhhh! Aaaaaaaahhhh!
Eddie Dash: [backhands Frankenstein on the chest]
George? George! Damn you! You see what you did to my friend? You big, green fuck!
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Respect for Friends in Conversations
George: [last line (after credits)]
Don't ever call my friend a "shithead" again, OK?
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Surreal Observations of Eddie Dash
Eddie Dash: [as the Tri-Star advertisement music begins playing, a stallion galloping onto the screen towards the Tri-Star logo; the stallion sprouts wings and leaps and flies over the Tri-Star logo; loud crashes, bangs, pots and pans hitting the floor than coming to a silence]
Easy boy, steady. Wait? Whoa! Fuckin wings? What's goin on? Fuckin white horse!
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