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Navigating the Myths of Mermaids
Aquamarine
I can see we have to take this slowly. Mer... maid. Mermaid. Fabled marine creature, half-woman, half-fish, best known for sitting on rocks, staring into mirrors, and obsessively combing our long, beautiful hair. Blah, blah, blah.
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Helping a mermaid grants a wish.
Aquamarine
When you help a mermaid, you get a wish.
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Jealousy Over a Fishy Love Triangle
Cecilia Banks
He still chooses her over me? She's a FISH!
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Demand for Car Keys
Storm Banks
Give me your car keys... now!
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