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The Perfect Crime Discussion
Arthur
Hobson, did you see that?
Hobson
Yes.
Arthur
She stole that tie! It's the perfect crime; girls don't wear ties! Although some do; it's not a perfect crime, but it's a good crime.
Hobson
Yes; if she murdered the ties it would be the perfect crime. Why are you so happy about all this?
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A Tense Moment Over Cheese and Knives
Arthur
He's taking the knife out of the cheese!
Linda
Oh, my God!
Arthur
Do you think he wants some cheese?
Linda
No, I think we're gonna die!
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A Casual Conversation About Yachting
Arthur
Have you ever been on a yacht?
Linda
No, is it wonderful?
Arthur
It doesn't suck.
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