The Importance of Laughter in Life
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Keep the world laughing!
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Discussion of Jardinet's whereabouts
Mrs. Susanna Dukesbury:
My Goodness! What about Jardinet?
J. Cheever Loophole:
He's probably on his way back to Paris.
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Conflict Over Expectations and Disappointment
Mrs. Susanna Dukesbury:
You, monster. You're responsible for this disgrace!
J. Cheever Loophole:
That's gratitude for you. Most men get their sweethearts one ring for an engagement. I got you three rings!
Mrs. Susanna Dukesbury:
A circus! I'll be a laughing stock.
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Avoiding Assumptions About Concussions
Antonio Pirelli:
You know what I think? The guy who hit Jeff on the head and knocked him out didn't like him.
J. Cheever Loophole:
Now let's not jump to concussions.
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Introducing Friends at the Circus
Antonio Pirelli:
Folks, I wanna you should meet my pal! My best friend! What's your name again?
J. Cheever Loophole: [annoyed]
Loophole.
Antonio Pirelli: [shaking his hand]
Glad to know ya!
J. Cheever Loophole:
It's your pleasure.
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At the Circus - Dialogue 8
J. Cheever Loophole:
You know, if you hadn't sent for me I'd be home now, in a nice, warm bedroom, in a comfortable bed with a hot toddy.
Antonio Pirelli:
Huh?
J. Cheever Loophole:
That's a drink!
Antonio Pirelli:
That'sa too bad!
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At the Circus - Dialogue 7
Mrs. Susanna Dukesbury:
We must have regard for certain conventions.
J. Cheever Loophole:
One guy isn't enough. She's gotta have a convention.
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Seating Arrangement and Eating Method Inquiry
Mrs. Susanna Dukesbury:
Judge Chanock will sit on my left hand and you will sit on my right hand.
J. Cheever Loophole:
How will you eat, through a tube?
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At the Circus - Dialogue 5
Mrs. Susanna Dukesbury:
Well! What is the meaning of this?
J. Cheever Loophole:
Keep your sheet on, I'm looking for old lady Dukesbury.
Mrs. Susanna Dukesbury:
I am Mrs. Dukesbury.
J. Cheever Loophole: [Rushes to her arms]
Snook'ems!
Mrs. Susanna Dukesbury:
Oh, good gracious! I don't know you.
J. Cheever Loophole:
You mean you've, you've forgotten?
Mrs. Susanna Dukesbury:
Well, I...
J. Cheever Loophole:
I know, you have forgotten. Those June nights on the Riviera, where we sat neath the shimmering skies! Moonlight bathing in the Mediterranean! We were young, gay, reckless! The night I drank champagne from your slipper - two quarts. It would have held more, but you were wearing inner soles! Oh, Hildegarde!
Mrs. Susanna Dukesbury:
My name is Susanna!
J. Cheever Loophole:
Let's not quibble!
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A Strongman’s Threat and a Tax Question
Goliath the Strongman:
How you like I should break you in two?!
J. Cheever Loophole:
Could I file separate income taxes?
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Uncertain Connections and Financial Dilemmas
Peerless Pauline:
Oh, but, you don't have to go right now, do you?
J. Cheever Loophole:
Well, there's nothing to keep me here that I can see, from this angle.
Peerless Pauline:
But, we, we hardly know each other. I can be very entertaining if I want to be.
J. Cheever Loophole: [Speaking directly to the camera; [w:Motion Picture Production Code|Hays Office; to Pauline]
There must be some way of getting that money without getting in trouble with the ]. Will you walk on your hands?
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At the Circus - Dialogue 2
Peerless Pauline:
You're the man I've been dreaming of!
J. Cheever Loophole:
What do you eat before you go to bed?
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A Long-Awaited Connection Between Two Characters
Peerless Pauline:
I've waited so long to find someone like you.
J. Cheever Loophole:
Oh, someone like me, I'm not good enough for you, eh?
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Sharing What Little I Have
Antonio Pirelli:
I ain't got nothing, but you can always have half!
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The Role of Lawyers in Business Troubles
Antonio Pirelli:
You know what I say. Whenever you got business trouble the best thing to do is to get a lawyer. Then you got more trouble, but at least you got a lawyer.
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Ceiling Reflections at a Lodge Meeting
J. Cheever Loophole:
The last time I was on the ceiling was at a lodge meeting. The Chairman had the floor.
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A Check for Happiness and the Gorilla
J. Cheever Loophole: [to Mrs.Dukesbury]
Write me a check for ten thousand dollars and everybody will be happy,including the gorilla. And I DO mean you!
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An Unusual Pact with Houseflies
J. Cheever Loophole:
I have an agreement with the houseflies. They don't practice law and I don't walk on the ceiling.
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Revealing the Dope Ring's Leadership
J. Cheever Loophole:
It's the biggest dope ring in years. And Jardinet is the head dope!
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A Charming Comparison of Beauty and Light
J. Cheever Loophole:
You're like a beautiful chandelier. I'd like to be around when you get lit up.
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Declining an Unfortunate Proposition
J. Cheever Loophole:
No thanks. Bad luck. Three on a midget.
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A Father's Unique Welcome to His Child
J. Cheever Loophole:
I bet your father spent the first year of your life throwing rocks at the stork.
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