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Baby's Day Out Quotes

"No bib. No crib. No problem."

PG 1994 · 1h 39m
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Baby's Day Out
Inquiry About Child's Location
Bennington Hello.
[picking up the phone]
Joe Depke Hello. Is this Mr. Cotwell?
Bennington Yes. Who is this?
Joe Depke My name's Depke. Joe. Joe Depke. Yeah. Listen, I might have some information on the whereabouts of that child.
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Baby's Day Out
Blame and Frustration Among Friends
Veeko I worked at Burger King three years. This is worse than that.
Eddie Don't blame me. We'd be resting easy if Butterfingers here hadn't lost the kid.
Norby I lost the kid? I lost the kid?! Oh, well, that's news to me.
Eddie Who putted himself to sleep reading the kid's nursery story?!
Norby Who left the window open?!
Veeko That was me.
Eddie You idiots are why we don't got the kid. As far as I'm concerned, you can drop out and I'll keep the five million myself. Frankly, you don't deserve a penny!
Veeko You'd stiff us?
Norby Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Don't get hot, Eddie. Don't get hot. We're all just tired from getting torn apart.
Eddie Oh, like I like to fall off buildings and jump in ditches! That's the breaks. We're dealing with a baby. Babies are obviously more dangerous than we thought.
Norby It don't figure, Eddie. They're so small.
Eddie When I boxed, the guys I most feared were those who feared nothing. Babies are like that, they ain't afraid of nothing. Baby tracks.
[they notice Bink's foot tracks]
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Baby's Day Out
Searching for a Missing Child
Mr. Andrews Your name's McCray?
Mrs. McCray Yeah. What did I do?
Mr. Andrews We're looking for a missing child.
Mrs. McCray These are my kids.
Mr. Andrews Mind if we take a look?
[enters the room]
Agent Dale Grissom Hello, ma'am.
Young Girl Hi.
[waves at Larine]
Mr. Andrews Sir, in here.
Laraine Baby. You have a beautiful little boy.
[watches in him in happiness]
Mrs. McCray Thank you, ma'am. I'll pray he comes back to you. These kids are all I've got, so I know how I'd feel if I was in your place.
Laraine I hope you never are, for your children's sake.
Agent Dale Grissom Sorry, we inconvenienced you.
Bennington Be there in a second. I'm sorry for the trouble.
Mrs. McCray Sir? I believe in my heart that someone somewhere watches over the babies.
Bennington Yes, I hope so.
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Baby's Day Out
Exploring Options Beyond Familiar Stories
Gilbertine You will see the many, many sights of the big city. Couldn't we read another book? We've read this one a hundred times.
[She stops reading and sighs heavily]
Bink Boo-boo! Boo-boo!
[That's what he called his favorite book]
Gilbertine You have so many other books.
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Baby's Day Out
Baby's Location Uncovered in Urban Setting
Norm I seen the baby.
Agent Dale Grissom Where?
Norm Right across the street on the curb.
Agent Dale Grissom Where'd he go?
Norm Where'd he go? It's the craziest thing, I don't remember.
Agent Dale Grissom Maybe we'll take a ride. See if you remember then.
Bennington Can I help? You want money? How much?
Norm Don't embarrass me. Don't insult me. Please, your money's no good here. Put it away.
Bennington Where's the baby?
Norm House across the street. Second floor. McCrays. No guarantee! Listen, mister, I didn't know your kid! I just saw his picture on TV! I called because I care.
[sees Laraine, heads into McCrays' house]
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Baby's Day Out
Planning a Strategy to Reach the Baby
Eddie Norby! Veeko!
[calls for help]
Veeko Hey! We're down here!
Norby Hey, Ed! We better go before I dry!
Veeko Ed, can you see the baby from up there? Just hang on and we'll come on up. I got an idea.
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Baby's Day Out
Confronting Risk in a Challenging Situation
Norby Hey, Eddie, you sure you don't wanna go check to see if they left the money?
Eddie Oh, that's a good idea. We get the living hell tore out of us by a baby! Three fully grown men versus fifteen pounds of pink flesh with a mouth. Now, what chance have we got of strolling into that alley and coming out with anything less than one and forty years in prison?
Veeko No way.
Eddie No, thank you! This is a hexed situation. We walk away while we're still ahead.
Veeko We took a licking and kept on ticking.
Eddie We'll go back to banks. Dealing with grownups, I don't want no kiddy stuff.
Norby We did all right with banks.
Veeko Or a convenience store once in a while, keeps things interesting.
Eddie You know, I tell you one thing I learned from all this, I ain't never gonna have any kids of my own.
[to Norby and Veeko]
Norby Yeah, seeing as you burnt down the only tree in your forest, I wouldn't worry about it.
Eddie Why don't you shut up? I don't wanna ever hear another word about that rotten, snake-bit baby.
[about Bink]
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Baby's Day Out
Investigation of Missing Baby Leads to Clues
Agent Dale Grissom We got some news. I don't know if it's good, but it's not bad. Since the media broke the story, calls have come in. There was a report of a man looking for a baby on a bus this morning. A baby missing from a department store care center. Another, at three o'clock, at the zoo. Shortly after that, at a downtown park. And a final report not long ago at...
Gilbertine A building under construction.
[realizing]
Agent Dale Grissom Yeah, that's right.
[surprised]
Gilbertine He's doing everything in the book. I know where he is. "Before returning home for supper, Nanny and Baby Boo stopped at the Old Soldiers Home to visit Mr. Tinsel." That's where he is.
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Baby's Day Out
A Lost Book Sparks a Child's Adventure
Bennington You had quite an adventure today.
Baby Bink Boo boo.
Bennington Boo boo?
Gilbertine It's what he calls his book. He lost it today.
Laraine We'll get you another one, sweetheart.
Baby Bink Boo boo!
Laraine What? Oh, I see. That's nice.
Baby Bink Boo boo.
Laraine That's not a boo boo. That's a clock. A ticktock. Was there a ticktock in his book?
Gilbertine No. Well, he's pointing to...His boo boo, he's not pointing at the ticktock, he's pointing to his boo boo, he wants his boo boo.
Grissom I thought he was getting a new boo boo.
Laraine He means his boo boo's back there, that's where he's been.
Grissom Radio Rogers and McCloskey, tell them we're going to the ticktock to get the boo boo, and send for backup.
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Baby's Day Out
Work Seriousness vs. Humor in Conversation
Veeko Hey, Eddie, maybe he went down a rabbit hole.
Eddie We're serious about our work. You wanna make jokes? Join the circus.
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Baby's Day Out
Discussion of a Kidnapping Incident
Cop 1 Have you guys seen a baby around here?
Eddie The park is full of...babies.
Cop 2 Yeah, well, there's been a kidnapping.
Norby Well, that's a crying shame. It's amazing what people will do for money.
Veeko Yeah, for five million...
Eddie If we see anything... Excuse me. If we see anything, we'll be sure to notify...
[Baby Bink turns on the lighter; absolutely moans]
Cop 2 He's got a bad heart.
Eddie Excuse me. The police. Thank you.
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Baby's Day Out
Bus Driver Denies Baby Passenger Emergency
Norby Did a baby get off this bus?! A little guy, about two feet tall! It's an emergency!
Bus Driver I didn't have nobody today with a baby.
Norby He was by himself!
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Baby's Day Out
Preparing for the Baby's Photoshoot
Laraine Good night, sweetheart.
Bennington Good night, Bink.
Laraine Did I tell you? The baby's having his picture taken tomorrow.
Bennington Say hello to old Willy.
Laraine I will.
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Baby's Day Out
Surprise Reaction to Unexpected News
Veeko Some people.
[noticing Bink is on Ursala's purse]
Norby Eddie, how could he get off?
Veeko I seen him.
Both What?!
Veeko He's in the big broad's purse.
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