Christmas Gift Confusion Between Freddie and Polly
Freddie: [referring to the baby]
Where did it come from?
Polly:
I got it for Christmas!
Freddie:
...This Christmas or last Christmas?
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The Importance of Keeping Receipts
Clerk:
Do you have the sales slip?
David Merlin: [to Polly, who is around the corner]
Do you have the sales slip?
Polly Parrish:
I threw it away.
David Merlin: [to the clerk]
You should have kept it. I threw it away.
Clerk:
You should have kept it.
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Responsibility for the Broken Duck
David Merlin:
I wish to return this duck.
Clerk:
Certainly, sir. What's wrong with it?
David Merlin:
It's broken.
Clerk:
I can see that, sir, but I have to know where to lay the blame.
David Merlin:
Lay the blame on the duck!
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Casual Opinions on a New Acquaintance
David Merlin:
So how do you like her?
Louise King:
Pretty good for a fill-in. I'd just as soon go stag.
Polly:
You could, too, with those shoulders.
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Embracing Grandparenthood Regardless of Parentage
John B. Merlin:
I don't care who the father is, I'm the grandfather!
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