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Beware of Unknown Rules and Dirty Players
Armando Aretas
You should be careful. You're playing a game and you don't even know the rules. There's dirty players on your side.
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Commanding the Universe Against Racism
Marcus Burnett
Begone, gator. I rebuke you! See, Mike, that's how you command the universe. That motherfucker racist, Mike! That motherfucker racist!
[''Confronting an alligator''; ''Alligator backs away''; ''Alligator attacks Marcus'']
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Marcus Burnett's Observation on Surroundings
Marcus Burnett
It's like redneck ] in here!
[''Entering a [[w:trailer park|trailer park; [w:Jurassic Park|Jurassic Park]
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On the Run: Bad Boys Style
Taglines
On the run: Bad Boys-style.
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Clearing My Name with My Bad Boys
Capt. Conrad Howard
You're my bad boys. Now clear my name.
[''On video'']
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Managing Inner and Outer Chaos
Marcus Burnett
Everybody relax, the fire's on the outside... now it's on the inside!
[''In a flaming van'']
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Confidence vs. Reality in Action Dialogue
Marcus Burnett
I got this!
Mike Lowrey
But you don't though!
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Debate on Windshield Wiper Fluid Safety
Mike Lowrey
Windshield wiper fluid is inflammable!
Marcus Burnett
I ain't no damn scientist!
[''The car is on fire and crashes'']
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Unexpected Response to a Hit Question
Mike Lowrey
You got hit?
Marcus Burnett
No, black jelly bean! Nobody likes that shit!
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Critique of Inept Fugitives
Armando Aretas
Y'all are some terrible fucking fugitives.
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