Name: Bad Boys II
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Released: 2003-07-18
Duration: 146 min
Rating: 6.7
Cast: Martin Lawrence, Will Smith, Jordi Mollà, Gabrielle Union, Peter Stormare

13 quotes

Bad Boys II

Communication Amidst Chaos and Confusion

Marcus Burnett Sir, we just want to talk!

[''During a gunfight'']

Mike Lowery You want to talk?! All right, go ahead, go ahead.

Burnett We're not Immigration!

Lowery They can't hear you cause they still shootin at you!

[''Gunfire continues'']

Burnett Fucking Haitians in a fucking little-ass room with fucking guns! Shit!

Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.

Bad Boys II

Real-World Issues vs. Thrills

Det. Marcus Burnett You know, unlike you, Mike, my parents didn't leave me no ]. I got real-world issues to deal with, man. I'm not in it for the thrills.

[''Face down on a stretcher, on the way to the hospital''; [w:trust fund|trust fund; ''Behind him, Mike is mouthing every word in perfect synchrony and rolling his eyes'']

Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.

Bad Boys II

Boundary Box of Inappropriate Conversations

Mike Lowery Look here. This is our little boundary box. So we gonna take the word flaccid and we're gonna put it in there with my mom's titties with your erection problems, and we're gonna close this box and we're gonna throw this bitch in the ocean. And the only way that you can get to this box is you got to be motherfucking Jacques Cousteau. We cool? Oh shit. We gotta go.

[''Describes with hands''; ''Suddenly realizes that they're now being watched all the while by store customers'']

Mother In front of my babies, you got porno and homo shows up in here?! What kinda freak-ass store is this?! And you two motherfuckers need Jesus! Cover your ears, baby.

[''Complaining to manager''; ''Sees Lowery and Burnett as they leave''; ''To children'']

Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.

Bad Boys II

An Unusual Comparison in the Heat of Action

Marcus Burnett Mike! There's a papa rat humping the shit out of this mama rat. No, he's straight pile-driving her!

Mike Lowrey Now, how is that information gonna help me do my job?

Burnett They fuck just like us!

Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.

Bad Boys II

Tension Among Agents and Friends

Marcus Burnett You know, by the time y'all finish being diplomatic, my sister could be in a fucking box. This is bullshit!

[storms off; Mike follows him in another room.]

Mike Lowery He ain't getting away from us that easy. We ride together, we die together. Bad boys for life. We just gotta do it ourselves, man.

[''Looks at Marcus''; ''Moves to a teary-eyed Marcus and they embrace each other'']

DEA Agent Tony Dodd Don't know you. You look like you're about to do something stupid. I'm in.

TNT Agent Fanuti Dodd here tell you how fucking crazy us ex-] guys are?

[[w:Delta Force|Delta]

Det. Marco Vargas Hey Marcus, my brother Tito, lives in Cuba. He's a little crazy, but he's hooked up with the underground. Weapons, men, a safe house. Whatever we need.

Det. Yul Vazquez And you can forget about passports baby and all that stuff, because if the Cubans catch us, we're all dead.

[''Steps in'']

Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.

Bad Boys II

Misunderstanding Leads to Accidental Injury

Marcus Burnett What you mean, "We"? Motherfucker shot me in the ass, man.

[''After Mike accidentally shots Marcus in the butt'']

Mike Lowery Who shot you in the ass?

Burnett Who? That "who" would be you.

Lowery Me? I shot you?

Burnett Yeah.

Lowery I mean, I was shooting... Yeah, I was... I did a lot of shooting. I mean, I ain't saying that I shot you in the ass. I mean, I ain't saying I didn't shoot you... but damn! Somebody shot you in the ass!

[''Looks'']

Burnett Tell me about it.

Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.

Bad Boys II

Dignity and Humor in Awkward Moments

Marcus Burnett Mike, have some dignity!

Mike Lowery What? I ain't doin nothin'.

Burnett Cover the titties.

Lowery What-what-what am I gonna do with these big-ass dead titties?

Burnett But you're lookin at them.

Lowery There's...something's seriously wrong with your brain, man.

Burnett Just cover up the titties.

Lowery God...damn!

Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.

Bad Boys II

A Character's Thoughts on Buying a Car

Det. Mike Lowrey You know, ] should definitely buy this car. Well, not this one, cause I'm gonna fuck this one up, but he should definitely get one like it.

[''During a car chase''; [w:Dan Marino|Dan Marino]

Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.

Bad Boys II

A Humorous Misunderstanding of Lyrics

Marcus Burnett Blue power, motherfuckers! ]!

[[w:Miami Police Department|Miami PD]

Mike Lowery Aw, damn. It's the Negroes!

Mike Lowery Dude, you gotta learn the words.

[''Referring to Marcus habitually ad-libbing the first verse'']

Burnett We usually only do the chorus.

Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.

Bad Boys II

A Father's Concern and a Sneaky Plan

Marcus Burnett Megan, what's the name of this boy taking you to the movies?

Mike Lowery Reggie. Daddy, please don't embarrass me and ask him a lot of questions. Everybody knows you're a cop, and it makes people nervous.

Marcus Burnett Well, why nervous? He ]? It's cool? Yeah. Come in.

[[w:crack cocaine|on crack; ''Opens door to Mike Lowery while holding golf club'']

Mike Lowery What'd you...? I got a sneak and peek. Judge Sinclair said we can go into the mortuary tonight. We can't touch nothing, but if we find something... he'll give us a righteous warrant.

Marcus Burnett You love pissing Captain Howard off, don't you?

Mike Lowery It's what I do. So when you start playing golf? Hey, so you real serious about this transfer thing, huh? I mean, you been quitting for 10 years. I just always thought it was... how you dealt with all this shit.

Marcus Burnett It's what's best for me and my family. Look, I'm gonna get my stuff, man.

Mike Lowery We ride together, we die together. Bad boys for life.

[''Looking through a high school yearbook picture of himself looking extremely nerdy, voice over of his signing''; ''Aloud'']

Marcus Burnett We getting old, Mike. One of them young punks coming to take my baby out on her first date. Who the FUCK are you?!

[''Walking to front door''; ''Slams open both front doors'']

Reggie Hi Mr. Burnett, I'm Reggie.

Marcus Burnett Watcha doin here?!

Reggie I'm here to take out Megan.

Marcus Burnett What?!

[''Tilts head to Reggie to hear him clearer'']

Reggie I'm here to take out Megan.

Marcus Burnett How old are you?

Reggie I'm fifteen, Mr. Burnett

Marcus Burnett Motherfucker, you look thirty! Show some ID.

Reggie I don't have none on me.

Marcus Burnett You don't "have no ID", git'cho ass up against that wall. What is your problem? You think you know it all. ]. ]?

[''Shoves Reggie against door''; ''Starts patting him down''; [w:Thundercats|Little young Thundercats; [w:Cannabis (drug)|Got joints on you]

Reggie No.

Marcus Burnett You smoke that shit? !

Reggie No, sir.

Marcus Burnett You trying to get my daughter high?! Do you smoke that shit?!

Mike Lowery Marcus! Nigga, who that is at the door?

[''Pretending to be drunk from foyer holding bottle'']

Marcus Burnett It's Reggie!

Mike Lowery Who the FUCK is Reggie?!

Marcus Burnett Came to take Megan out!

Mike Lowery What'd you want, nigga?

[''Walks over to Reggie'']

Reggie I'm here to take his daughter out.

Mike Lowery What's your name?!

Reggie Reggie.

Mike Lowery Man, I heard the motherfucker say your name Reggie! You wanna be takin Megan out?!

Reggie Yes, sir.

Mike Lowery How old is you?!

Reggie 15.

Mike Lowery Shit, nigga, you at least thirty!

Marcus Burnett This is Mike.

Mike Lowery Can you fight?

Reggie Yeah.

Mike Lowery You can fight? Boo, motherfucker. You can't fight. Look at you...

[''Intimidatingly jerks head forward'']

Marcus Burnett Cut it out.

Mike Lowery I want to know if... when somebody taking my niece out, I want to know if he can fight. Somebody might come say something, the nigga can't fight, she can't go.

Marcus Burnett This is Megan's godfather, okay? He just got out the joint.

Mike Lowery Why you putting all my business in the street?

Marcus Burnett They call him...

Mike Lowery Why you putting all... I just got out of jail! I ain't going back! I ain't going back! What's wrong with you? You're scared. You ain't seen a gun before?

[''Draws pistol waving it around''; ''Points gun near Reggie's head who dodges repeatedly'']

Marcus Burnett Stop pointing the gun at the boy.

Mike Lowery Look, don't you disrespect me in front of company. Let the gun go off. Nigga, you a big, tall, ], ain't you? You rap? ]

[''Points the gun to Marcus''; ''Points gun back to Reggie''; [w:Ludacris|Ludacris-looking motherfucker; [w:Move Bitch|Move, nigga. Get outta tha' way. If I see you on tha' highway, get tha' fuck out of my way...]

Reggie No.

Marcus Burnett Hey, Mike! Now, listen. Have my daughter home at 10:01. If she ain't home at 10:01, I'm in the car, okay? Lock, loaded and hunting your motherfucking ass down. Do you hear me? Speak the fuck up, Reggie!

[''To Reggie'']

Mike Lowery I'll go with him. If I'm there, know what it'll be? ], nigga. That's what it'll be. Marcus!

[[w:Chitty Chitty Bang Bang|Chitty Chitty Bang Bang]

Theresa Burnett Reggie, baby, I am so sorry. Forgive Megan's dad and his silly friend.

[''Walking up with Megan'']

Marcus Burnett You a virgin?

[''To Reggie'']

Reggie Yes.

Marcus Burnett Good. Keep it that way! Ain't gonna be no fucking tonight!

Theresa Burnett Baby, the red shirt's nice. You guys have a good time.

Mike Lowery You ever made love to a man?

Reggie No.