Bad Taste (1989) - Quotes

Intergalactic Burgers Made from Human Meat

Taglines: Human meat for intergalactic hamburgers

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Crumb's Crunchy Delights in Bad Taste

Taglines: Crumb's Crunchy Delights.

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The Arrival of the Invaders

Taglines: The Bastards Have Landed!

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Derek confronts aliens in Bad Taste

Taglines: Watch out Aliens... ... here comes Derek!

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Derek Stands Firm Against Alien Threat

Taglines: One thing the aliens hadn't counted on was Derek, and Dereks don't run!

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Unexpected Revelations and Unpleasant Experiences

Frank: oh christ, you'll never believe what i had to do!

Ozzy: umm... did you have to drink some chuck?

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Authorized Violence for Earth and Moon Protection

Frank: Just remember, we're only authorized to use violence when protecting the planet.

Barry: And the moon.

Frank: Yeah, and the moon.

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Confronting Threats with Direct Action

Barry: What are we gonna do if we're spotted, Frank?

Frank: Well... I guess we shoot the bastards.

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Gun and Personality Disorder Considerations

Frank: Well, I guess we'll have to issue a gun to Ozzy.

Barry: Yeah, but don't forget about his personality disorder.

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Disappearance Sparks Conspiracy Theories Among Friends

Frank: This isn't gonna be another false alarm like the Manor Street invasion over there, is it?

Derek: Well, how do you explain the disappearance of an entire township, Frank? Oh! The Kiwi Jonestown, of course, that's it! Drinking beer laced with cyanide from little polystyrene cups.

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The Dangers of Hostile Aliens

Barry: Why can't aliens be friendly?

Derek: [[w:Charles Manson|Charlie Mansons] There's no glowing fingers on these bastards. We've got a bunch of Extra-Terrestrial psychopaths on our hands. Like a... like a visit from a planet full of ]. They've wiped out a small town for starters, it's my guess they'll go onto something bigger next time. Christchurch, Wellington...

Barry: Auckland?

Derek: Yeah, well that wouldn't be so bad.

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Debate on a Possible Threat

Derek: [on the radio] I think you better kill him Barry.

Barry: Jeez, he could be Ministry of Works or something.

Derek: Nah, he's moving too fast.

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A Conversation on Mortality and Taste

Barry: I think Derek's turned his toes up, guys.

Coldfinger: I think this is a job for real men!

Lord Crumb: [Sniffing on bowl of alien vomit produced by Robert] Mmmhh, exquisite bouquet, Robert!

Lord Crumb: [drinking bowl of alien vomit] Aren't I lucky, I got a chunky bit!

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A Frustrated Exclamation from Lord Crumb

Lord Crumb's Voice: [after trying to fire on Barry with an empty gun] Oh, sod it!

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Tragic Loss on the Journey Back

Lord Crumb's Voice: The sad news is that we will be heading back to nalak not with six of our co-workers in a state of permanent death. They died today, murdered by some real arseholes.

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Preparation of Gruel is Complete

Lord Crumb's Voice: I think the gruel is ready!

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A Promise of Culinary Plans

Lord Crumb's Voice: Tomorrow we're having you for lunch!

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Departure from a Dismal Planet

Lord Crumb's Voice: I'm sure you'll be pleased to be leaving this shitty planet!

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Weekend Cowboys Meet Their End

Lord Crumb's Voice: That's the end of those weekend cowboys!

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Sinus Relief Comment by Ozzy

Ozzy: [after shooting the alien that was about to execute Giles in the head] I bet that cleared the sinuses.

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Invasion Alert from Ozzy

Ozzy: The bastards have landed!

The Persistence of Old Magic

Ozzy: [after drop-kicking an alien's head out of a window] The old magic is still there.

Derek's Declaration of Renewal

Derek: I'm born again!

Derek's Determined Threat to His Foes

Derek: [laughs in a mad way] I'm coming to get you bastards.

A Bold Declaration of Defiance

Derek: Eat lead sucker!

Confronting the Astro-Bastard's World Domination Plan

Derek: Well this sure has buggered your plans for conquering the world, eh? Hehe... my friend, the astro-bastard, time for talkies. By the time my colleagues get here I want to have you babbling in some extra-terrestrial language!