Bad Teacher Quotes

Elizabeth I thought the teachers were supposed to get the apples.

Amy Well, I think the students teach me at least as much as I teach them. That's just something I say sometimes.

Elizabeth Stupid.

Elizabeth Listen, Carl, I know that you are a very busy man. So, I'm just gonna get right down to it. I've been speaking to various... ah...black...citizens...who allege that your tests are biased toward white people and orientals.

Carl Okay. Lemme tell you something right away. A: Orientals test better. B: Every couple of years we get these cockamamie charges coming in from various parts of the state and - lemme duh-dat... You should hear the things that they call me! Racist. Faggatron. Faggy Hitler. Dick breath. Ok? But, I... am not a racist. I voted for Barack Obama. You can quote me on that.

Principal Wally Snur Well, it's been another great year here at JAMS. With summer around the corner, it's time to say goodbye not only to another school year, but also to one of our own. Amy Squirrel. After six short years, Amy is transferring out of the district.

Sandy Speech, speech!

Amy Wally, thank you for those kind words, and thank you all. My decision that I made myself to leave was super difficult, but when the superintendent personally asks you to work at one of the worst schools in the state, well, you say, "Yes." And, boy, I am looking forward to bringing my brand of zany energy to those underprivileged students at Malcolm X High School.

Amy Thank you.

Scott Hey, Elizabeth. Listen, since Amy's transferring, I was thinking, maybe the two of us could start over.

Scott Oh, hey there. Scott Delacorte. And you are?

Elizabeth Leaving.