B.A.P.S Quotes

Mickey You think Ali and James miss us?

Nisi I don't know, but I know I miss my man...

Mickey Uh uh... you NEED to scoot over cause I ain't got no problem sleepin on this expensive white carpet, cause I know it's poodle hair.

Isaac I'm calling the police. You two have been stealing - from my uncle.

Manley No... The girls had nothing to do with it. It was Antonio.

Isaac Antonio...

Antonio Isaac, our plan could still work! It could be our words against theirs. Her fingerprints are still on the safe, man!

Isaac I don't know what you're talking about! What plan? I'm calling the police...

James Now, look at the picture! Look at the picture! Who does this picture remind you of?

James and Ali Laquisha Jenkins!

Ali UGGH... THAT'S NASTY!

Nate Now why did you have to burn my toast, baby?

Nisi Now you know said you wanted everything well done.

Nisi You remember when we took those CPR classes?

Mickey Yeah - All the cute guys were in there.

Nisi Didn't you learn anything?

Mickey No... But I met James.

Nisi Shh... we gonna check his heart to see if it's still beating... Go on. Check it.

Mickey You check it.

Nisi You check it.

Mickey You check it...

Nisi YOU CHECK IT! It's on yo side!

Mickey He's alive!

Nisi I'm going to bed!

Mickey Nisi? Nisi? Nisi!

Mickey My food is created to nourish the soul, okay? I haven't used pork since Thelma was on Good Times about to marry Ibe, the African prince and I said, "No, no, no, I'm waiting on my African prince to be my baby's daddy, so I stopped use pork, because I started using chicken broth! So I don't know what you're talking about." See what I cook is much healthier than that *bird* stuff Alfred is cookin for him!

Nisi Now at the audition I didn't do the best I could...

Heavy D Hey! Ain't you that girl that hit the other girl in the face with your hair?

Nisi Uh huh...

Heavy D Oh no... I seen all you can do, Hon...

Mickey Naw, naw. She can really dance...

Heavy D No, I seen all you could do - you could hurt somebody

Mickey No, she can dance and I'm the next Monifa

Nisi She is!

Heavy D Oh - you the next Monifa?

Mickey Yea... look here - This the "Mickey remix..." Check this out... IT'S BEEN TOO LONG SINCE YOU BEEN GO-ONE... FEELS GOOD WHEN I'M WITH-CHU... I MISS YOU COME BACK HOME...

James See you deserve this kinda stuff... but I just can't give it to you... You deserve nice stuff... You deserve a big ol house... and you - you deserve your own back yard... and - and everyone else got a - a little white dog, why you can have one? I wanna take you out to dinner... everytime we go out, we gotta watch - other people eat... HELL I wanna eat too! And - and you need some clothes... W-w-why should you have to wear your Sunday clothes on Wednesday? Now look girl... don't think a dude a punk cause he crying like a little girl - but you my queen... and I Lah-Love you!

Mickey Oh James you ain't never said nothin like this... Don't said it if you don't mean it!

James I MEAN IIIIIIIIIIIIT!

Mickey ...A-re-ah-der-chee to you too... and some mozzerella and fettichinni... Hell yea!