Name: Barnyard
Genre: Animation, Comedy, Family
Released: 2006-08-04
Duration: 90 min
Rating: 6
Cast: Kevin James, Courteney Cox, Sam Elliott, Danny Glover, Wanda Sykes

Barnyard

Consequences of a hasty decision

Otis What did you do that for?!

Miles What else was I gonna do? He saw you.

Otis You coulda killed him!

Pip I got a pulse. Whee!

[jumps on the farmer's arm]

Otis Oh, this is bad. This is bad. This is so bad!

Sheep Baaad.

Pig Everybody, just calm down! Just calm down, alright? What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?!

[panicked]

Otis What?

Pip Come on. You're our leader. Lead us.

Otis That does not apply to this. This is a totally, situationally different suspect. Hey, whoa, no.

Freddy Oh, we gotta ditch the body.

[sees the farmer unconscious]

Otis Stop it!

Freddy He knows too much! We gotta take care of him. We gotta whack him!

Otis There will be NO WHACKING! Okay? The farmer's a good guy! He's been good to us.

Miles He's a vegan! God bless him.

Pig And uh... what is a vegan again?

Freddy Oh, I know this one...

Pip Naw, I got it... it means you can't eat anything with a face.

Peck No, no, that's a vegetarian.

Pig Vegetarians have to eat in the dark, right?

Duke That's a ]! Come on!

[[Hotel Transylvania|vampire]

Pip You can't eat cheese?

Bessy It's not just cheese, vegans can't have ANY dairy products.

[as the farmer awakens]

Peck Cake?

Duke Cake has egg products.

Pip But you can't have any dairy!

Otis I-I-I-I-I...

Freddy No dairy? But I LOVE dairy! Does that mean I can't be a vegan?

Pig I love the smell of bacon! There, I said it.

Otis WOULD YOU NOT DO THAT?!

Miles It's not like we have a lot of options.

Pip Boy, that's a doozy. That thing's bigger than me.

Pig Push it.

Pip He wakes up, you got my back, right?

Pig Yeah.

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Humorous Take on Boy Tipping

Otis the Cow That's called boy tipping! Hahaha!

[after pushing Snotty Boy off his bed]

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Barnyard

Swimming in the Pond Rule

Ben the Cow Rule Number I: There swimmin in the pond.

[from trailer]

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The Jersey Cows in Barnyard

Ben the Cow The Jersey Cows.

[seeing 3 Jersey cows by the fence]

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Coyote Season Safety Guidelines

Ben the Cow Second item: lest I remind you, this is coyote season. There are ruthless and desperate creatures. Rule #1: stay in groups. Rule #2: stay inside of the perimeter of the fence at all times. And #3: be careful out there. Okay, let's hit it. MOOOOOO!

[animals chatter concernedly]

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Questioning the Source of a Call

Ben Okay. First off, I don't even wanna know who was on the other end of that phone. It was the gophers, wasn't it?

Otis Well, I...

Ben No, I don't wanna know. Was it the gophers?

[interrupts Otis]

Otis Here's...

Ben No, don't. I don't wanna know. Why do you do this to me? How do you think that makes me look?

[interrupts Otis again]

Otis So this... This is about you?

Ben Where were you this morning, Otis?

[sighs and turns his back]

Otis I was having a little fun. I mean, you should try it. Okay, it starts with a smile, then it slowly...builds and...

Ben You promised to help me with the brush around the fence. You know it's coyote season.

Otis Geez, coyotes. I-I don't get it. What's the big deal? They're coyotes. Them tiny, us big! What are they gonna do?

Ben You have a lot to learn.

Otis And y'know, I-I don't get the fence thing. Really, it-it can't keep em out.

Ben That fence defines our space. And as long I'm still kickin', no animal will be harmed inside that fence.

Otis Okay, but that's what you do. YOU, okay? If you're tryna groom me to be the big leader, just give it up. It's not me, Pop. I mean, if I was in charge, things would be different. Every animal for himself. That's the way it should be.

[stands up; begins to walk out]

Ben Otis... A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others.

[Otis turns around]

Otis Oh, shoot. Ya know, I-I forgot my pen.

Ben And your shift tonight?

Otis I'll be there.

Ben Otis, you're gonna have to grow up one day. You'll never be happy if you spend all your time goofing off.

Otis No? Just watch me.

[walks out, Ben crosses his arms]

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Inconsistency in Exclamations at the Farm

Otis Chicken farm!

Pip Oh, I get it. We can't yell "Tree" or "Rock", but you get to yell "Chicken farm".

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A Conversation on Pain and Insight

Pig Man, that looks like it hurts.

[watching Daisy giving birth]

Duke Oh, that's very profound, "Insight Man".

Pig Well, excuse me for being a pig!

Pip How come nothing's happened yet?

Peck She's, uh... She's gonna be alright though, huh?

Pig Yeah, like, like, what if it gets...stuck or something?

Freddy What? You mean, like, stuck halfway? So-so she'd be a cow and a half?

Pig I didn't say "cow and a half".

Freddy Yes you did. You just did.

Pig Hey, Duke, did I say "cow and a half"?

Duke I'm not doin this.

Pip No, look!

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Mouse Causes Panic in Coyote's Ear

Pip Yoohoo! You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to go right in your ear!

[jumps on a coyote's back; coyote growls; goes inside the coyote's ear]

Coyote Aaaaaah! There's a mouse in my ear! There's a mouse in my eeeeaar!

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A Son's Reflection on His Father's Strength

Otis the Cow Hey, Pop. I, uh, wanted to come by and, uh... Look, you-you were just a great dad. You see, I... I don't know what I was thinking, but for a minute, I actually thought I could take your place. But those coyotes... I-I mean, you would've stood up to them and y-you wouldn't have backed down now. I gotta tell ya, I was...so afraid. Ya know, I know I always said that I-I wasn't you, and-and I'm not. But I wish I was. I-I-I can't do it, Pop. I gotta go. I'm sorry.

[walks to Ben's grave; sighs; sighs; walks away]

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A Late Night Confrontation at the Barn

Dag Good evening, ladies. Sorry to call on you so late in the evening, but we did have a previous engagement. Now we're gonna take 6 of you. Anyone makes a sound, we don't mind the extra company. Boys, take your pick.

[grabs a hen and shushes her, turns around; laughs evilly and takes out a chicken feet keychains; turns to his coyotes]

Etta You won't be taking any hens tonight.

Dag And you're gonna stop us? Hmm? Is that what's gonna happen? Are you gonna stop us, hen? How are you gonna do that, huh?

[growls at Etta; laughs evilly]

Etta No. He is.

[points at Ben]

Dag Ben. How are you, Ben? Yeah, we would've said hello had we seen ya.

[turns his head to find Ben]

Ben Put the hen down, Dag.

Dag Sure, Ben. Whatever you say. We're just doing a little courting, that's all. You know how much we like the hens. You know me, ladykiller. You have us at a bit of a disadvantage here, Ben. There's 6 of us and only 1 old fat you.

[laughs evilly; the coyotes gather]

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Cows and Their Preference for Meadows

Nora Beady Randall, there is a cow outside.

[gasps; ?]

Nathan Randall Beady the Third This is a cow farm. You're going to find cows outside.

Nora Beady No, I mean, right outside. Right outside this house. Looming like a ghost, like a...like a reaper.

Nathan Randall Beady the Third No, cows don't like houses much. They prefer it out in the meadow where they can get a graze on.

Nora Beady Nathan Randall the Third, I am not crazy. I am medicated for a chemical imbalance. Don't you sit there and think that I am crazy.

Nathan Randall Beady the Third Your mind's gone, woman. Where did it go? I don't know. It's gone!

[sighs]

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Otis advises Dag to release the chick

Otis the Cow Put the chick down, Dag.

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Unexpected Surprise During a Critical Moment

Daisy Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh, the baby's coming!

["feels" her stomach]

Otis WHAT?

Daisy I made you jump.

[giggles]

Otis Nice! Nice, thank you. I swallowed my cud.

Daisy It's so...beautiful.

[laughs, then looks up at the stars]

Otis My cud?

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Strength in Unity Against Fear

Dag Well, look at the hero. You thought you could come into my den! Now, why don't you lay there and watch while we eat your friends?

[laughs evilly]

Dag What's this?

[turns around]

Otis A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others.

[exhausted]

Dag This should be fun. I smell fear.

[laughs evilly; sniffs the air and looks around to find Miles, Pip, Peck, Freddy, and Pig atop a junk pile]

Peck Shoot! I told you they can smell it.

Freddy They can smell it? Oh yeah, I have it. I have a lot of it!

[sniffs himself]

Miles Just stick near me, guys, and you'll be alright.

Freddy Yeah, I'll watch your juicy back! I mean, your regular back.

[regains confidence; realizes what he just said]

Pig Hey!

[Pip poops on his head]

Pip Sorry, man. It's just pellets. I'm nervous.

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Ben encourages Otis to embrace courage.

Ben the Cow Otis, fear nothing.

[resume words]

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Otis Warns of Farmer's Return

Otis the Cow HEY!!!! Have you all lost your mind? It's daylight, the farmer is gonna be back. This is so off-limits!

[Lord of the Hoof horses stopped dancing, one goes off the stage]

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A Comical Encounter in the Henhouse

Mrs. Brady ?

[Last Lines; ?; Raccoon in the house was screams as "HILLBILLY HOLLA" PLAYING" BY NORTH MISSISSIPPI AND ALLSTARS]

Man Golly-Golly, Brewster in a henhouse / With the bloodhound on his heels / ?

[ROLLS THE CREDITS]

??? ?

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Crowning Kings and Moving Together

Eddy Put crowns on our heads, cause we are the kings!

[turns on the radio, the song "You Got to Move" plays. The cows start banging their heads, Eddy honks the car horn]

Cows You got to MOVE!You got to MOVE!You got to MOVE!You got to MOVE!

[singing]

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Excitement Over a New Arm

Pizza Twin #1 Dude, I got an ARM!

Pizza Twin #2 Yeah! Righteous!

[gibbers incoherently]

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Ben's Command to Dag

Ben the Cow Put the hen down, Dag.

[latest words]

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Teamwork in Animal Defense Strategy

Freddy Yeah, hi. Hey there. Having a good day? So, uh, this was Otis idea?

Peck Oh, yeah. We're like the second line of defense. We see or hear anything suspicious, and I just signal Otis with a crow. Oh, oh, and I've really been working on it. Listen. Well, you-you know, in the moment, it'll be really strong. But for now, we just stand watch.

[he clears his throat, then crows weakly for much longer, then squeaks]

Freddy Yeah, watch.

Vision Freddy Come and get it!

[dings the triangle]

Pip Freddy? You okay?

Freddy BONELESS WHITE MEAT! What?! I'm not hungry! I mean, I don't wanna eat anyone...thing...you...uh... What happened? What? What, what?

[slaps himself in the face]

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Prohibition of Grey Market Goods Discussed

Ben Okay, first matter at hand: grey market goods. As if I needed to say it again. The purchase of human articles from the gopher underground is strictly prohibited.

Otis Hello, motto!

[Otis cellphone; start to play the Motorola tune, Otis coyly answers]

Gopher Hey, Otis! Yeah, listen, I think your Nikes are...

[giggles]

Otis Yeah, this really isn't the best time.

[whispering]

Gopher Hang on a second. Frankie, c'mere. Frankie, c'mere. No, I'm not... C'mere, I'm not gonna hurt you. Frankie, c'mere. I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT AGAIN AS LONG AS I LIVE! NOW PUT IT OVER THERE! NOW! Sorry about that. Frankie's outta hand. Uh, the Nikes, what's the make again?

[slaps landing; walks back onscreen]

Otis Yeah, I really should go, Mr. Jordan Air. Wrong number.

[hangs up; pretends to yawn]

Pip Thank you.

[grabs the phone]

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Otis Introduces Himself as Ben's Son

Otis the Cow Remember me? I'm Ben's kid. ] Pip?

[as Dag jumps to attack Otis, he grabs Dag; He slams Dag to the car window and threatens to punches him. (Same thing Ben did before his death.) He glares closer to whimpering Dag; [A Streetcar Named Desire (1951 film)|'''''Never... come... back.'''''; drops Dag; '''Pip''': Eh, I'd have to go with the iron, man.]

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Confrontation and Threat in the Barnyard

Dag What, do you wanna be a hero, cow? Hey, you're Ben's kid. Otis, right? So, they left you in charge. Oh, that's precious. You thought you could fill his shoes? Otis, where were you? Were ya off havin fun, laughin with your barnyard buddies? Yeah, you coulda made a difference had you been there for him. But you weren't, were ya? Okay, from here on out, this is the way it's gonna work. We show up, you look the other way. A few animals missing here and there. Hey, it's the natural order of things. It'll be our little secret. Oh, and, Ben's kid, if you should think about getting a sudden burst of courage... ...we slaughter every animal in sight. Now you go back, make everyone feel all safe, and we'll be seeing you tomorrow night. That's a date. See you around. "Round"? You're fat.

[Otis dodges the coyotes' attacks, snarls then thinks for a moment; snickers; laughs then refers to Ben; Otis sulks briefly; Otis begins to despair; winks; snarls; snarls at Otis in the face; laughs; laughs again, then runs off and the other coyotes follow]

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Otis expresses frustration and readiness to move on.

Otis the Cow Will you...stop...doing...that?! OK, let's go.

[after Miles kicks the farmer the third time; '''Miles''': Well, unless you give him a blindfold, I'm going kick him!]

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Chaos at the Barnyard Meeting

Miles Well, well, whatever will I do? Oh, don't worry. I've got someone special for you. Heh-heh-heh-heh! I just love that little guy!

[as he's cornered by coyotes; kicks 3 coyotes, 1 coyote shivers in fear; the crate unlocks revealing Wild Mike, who rides the back of the coyote]

Freddy The meeting's about finding someone to run the meeting? Is that a good idea?

Peck Never! You're all gonna die.

Pip Otis, are we supposed to not yell "rock"?

Pig All clear! SWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEET!

Duke This...doesn't...mean...anything.

[chewing on peanut butter]

Daisy I was thinking I kind of like...Ben.

[thinking of a name for her newborn son]

Bessy Whatchu lookin at? What, y-you want some o this? Oh yeah, I didn't think so.

[pulls chairs from under bulls]

Dag What, do you wanna be a hero, cow?

Etta Leave her alone.

[to Dag, who's about to eat Maddy]

Snotty Boy's Mom Now, remember, honey, I told you, we can't be staying out this late on a school night.

Snotty Boy That's called cow tipping! Hahaha!

Farmer I'm just heading to the fields, Duke. I'll be back.

Snotty Boy's Dad Okay, no more ].

[[w:Red Bull|Red Bull]

Igg Man, oh, man this is a totally great celebration.

Bud Let me out, you got to let me out.

Officer O'Hanlon Pull over to the side of the road.

[on speaker of police car]

Eddy It's a chopper, it's a chopper, we're gonna die.

[seeing helicopter with a spotlight flew over them]

Helicopter Pilot This is Gray Badger in Chopper 219, we've got suspects in sight.

[on radio]

Barnyard

Ben's Request for Otis' Whereabouts

Ben the Cow Thanks, Miles. Let me know if you see Otis.

[first words]

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A Conversation Between Otis and Pip

Otis Remember me? I'm Ben's kid. Never...come...back. Pip?

[threatens to punch Dag. Dag starts to quiver, and Otis does not punch him, (same things has Ben before his death), but gets in his face; Dag whimpers while nodding his head. Otis drops Dag]

Pip Eh, I'd have to go with the iron, man.

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