Barnyard (2006) - Quotes

Mrs. Brady: [Last Lines; ?; Raccoon in the house was screams as "HILLBILLY HOLLA" PLAYING" BY NORTH MISSISSIPPI AND ALLSTARS] ?

Man: [ROLLS THE CREDITS] Golly-Golly, Brewster in a henhouse / With the bloodhound on his heels / ?

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Otis: [threatens to punch Dag. Dag starts to quiver, and Otis does not punch him, (same things has Ben before his death), but gets in his face; Dag whimpers while nodding his head. Otis drops Dag] Remember me? I'm Ben's kid. Never...come...back. Pip?

Pip: Eh, I'd have to go with the iron, man.

Dag: [laughs evilly] Well, look at the hero. You thought you could come into my den! Now, why don't you lay there and watch while we eat your friends?

Dag: [turns around] What's this?

Otis: [exhausted] A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others.

Dag: [laughs evilly; sniffs the air and looks around to find Miles, Pip, Peck, Freddy, and Pig atop a junk pile] This should be fun. I smell fear.

Peck: Shoot! I told you they can smell it.

Freddy: [sniffs himself] They can smell it? Oh yeah, I have it. I have a lot of it!

Miles: Just stick near me, guys, and you'll be alright.

Freddy: [regains confidence; realizes what he just said] Yeah, I'll watch your juicy back! I mean, your regular back.

Pig: [Pip poops on his head] Hey!

Pip: Sorry, man. It's just pellets. I'm nervous.

Pip: [jumps on a coyote's back; coyote growls; goes inside the coyote's ear] Yoohoo! You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to go right in your ear!

Coyote: Aaaaaah! There's a mouse in my ear! There's a mouse in my eeeeaar!

Dag: [grabs a hen and shushes her, turns around; laughs evilly and takes out a chicken feet keychains; turns to his coyotes] Good evening, ladies. Sorry to call on you so late in the evening, but we did have a previous engagement. Now we're gonna take 6 of you. Anyone makes a sound, we don't mind the extra company. Boys, take your pick.

Etta: You won't be taking any hens tonight.

Dag: [growls at Etta; laughs evilly] And you're gonna stop us? Hmm? Is that what's gonna happen? Are you gonna stop us, hen? How are you gonna do that, huh?

Etta: [points at Ben] No. He is.

Dag: [turns his head to find Ben] Ben. How are you, Ben? Yeah, we would've said hello had we seen ya.

Ben: Put the hen down, Dag.

Dag: [laughs evilly; the coyotes gather] Sure, Ben. Whatever you say. We're just doing a little courting, that's all. You know how much we like the hens. You know me, ladykiller. You have us at a bit of a disadvantage here, Ben. There's 6 of us and only 1 old fat you.

Eddy: [turns on the radio, the song "You Got to Move" plays. The cows start banging their heads, Eddy honks the car horn] Put crowns on our heads, cause we are the kings!

Cows: [singing] You got to MOVE!You got to MOVE!You got to MOVE!You got to MOVE!

Pig: [watching Daisy giving birth] Man, that looks like it hurts.

Duke: Oh, that's very profound, "Insight Man".

Pig: Well, excuse me for being a pig!

Pip: How come nothing's happened yet?

Peck: She's, uh... She's gonna be alright though, huh?

Pig: Yeah, like, like, what if it gets...stuck or something?

Freddy: What? You mean, like, stuck halfway? So-so she'd be a cow and a half?

Pig: I didn't say "cow and a half".

Freddy: Yes you did. You just did.

Pig: Hey, Duke, did I say "cow and a half"?

Duke: I'm not doin this.

Pip: No, look!

Daisy: ["feels" her stomach] Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh, the baby's coming!

Otis: WHAT?

Daisy: [giggles] I made you jump.

Otis: Nice! Nice, thank you. I swallowed my cud.

Daisy: [laughs, then looks up at the stars] It's so...beautiful.

Otis: My cud?

Ben: Okay, first matter at hand: grey market goods. As if I needed to say it again. The purchase of human articles from the gopher underground is strictly prohibited.

Otis: [Otis cellphone; start to play the Motorola tune, Otis coyly answers] Hello, motto!

Gopher: [giggles] Hey, Otis! Yeah, listen, I think your Nikes are...

Otis: [whispering] Yeah, this really isn't the best time.

Gopher: [slaps landing; walks back onscreen] Hang on a second. Frankie, c'mere. Frankie, c'mere. No, I'm not... C'mere, I'm not gonna hurt you. Frankie, c'mere. I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT AGAIN AS LONG AS I LIVE! NOW PUT IT OVER THERE! NOW! Sorry about that. Frankie's outta hand. Uh, the Nikes, what's the make again?

Otis: [hangs up; pretends to yawn] Yeah, I really should go, Mr. Jordan Air. Wrong number.

Pip: [grabs the phone] Thank you.

Nora Beady: [gasps; ?] Randall, there is a cow outside.

Nathan Randall Beady the Third: This is a cow farm. You're going to find cows outside.

Nora Beady: No, I mean, right outside. Right outside this house. Looming like a ghost, like a...like a reaper.

Nathan Randall Beady the Third: No, cows don't like houses much. They prefer it out in the meadow where they can get a graze on.

Nora Beady: Nathan Randall the Third, I am not crazy. I am medicated for a chemical imbalance. Don't you sit there and think that I am crazy.

Nathan Randall Beady the Third: [sighs] Your mind's gone, woman. Where did it go? I don't know. It's gone!

Pizza Twin #1: Dude, I got an ARM!

Pizza Twin #2: [gibbers incoherently] Yeah! Righteous!

Otis: Chicken farm!

Pip: Oh, I get it. We can't yell "Tree" or "Rock", but you get to yell "Chicken farm".

Dag: [Otis dodges the coyotes' attacks, snarls then thinks for a moment; snickers; laughs then refers to Ben; Otis sulks briefly; Otis begins to despair; winks; snarls; snarls at Otis in the face; laughs; laughs again, then runs off and the other coyotes follow] What, do you wanna be a hero, cow? Hey, you're Ben's kid. Otis, right? So, they left you in charge. Oh, that's precious. You thought you could fill his shoes? Otis, where were you? Were ya off havin fun, laughin with your barnyard buddies? Yeah, you coulda made a difference had you been there for him. But you weren't, were ya? Okay, from here on out, this is the way it's gonna work. We show up, you look the other way. A few animals missing here and there. Hey, it's the natural order of things. It'll be our little secret. Oh, and, Ben's kid, if you should think about getting a sudden burst of courage... ...we slaughter every animal in sight. Now you go back, make everyone feel all safe, and we'll be seeing you tomorrow night. That's a date. See you around. "Round"? You're fat.

Ben: Okay. First off, I don't even wanna know who was on the other end of that phone. It was the gophers, wasn't it?

Otis: Well, I...

Ben: [interrupts Otis] No, I don't wanna know. Was it the gophers?

Otis: Here's...

Ben: [interrupts Otis again] No, don't. I don't wanna know. Why do you do this to me? How do you think that makes me look?

Otis: So this... This is about you?

Ben: [sighs and turns his back] Where were you this morning, Otis?

Otis: I was having a little fun. I mean, you should try it. Okay, it starts with a smile, then it slowly...builds and...

Ben: You promised to help me with the brush around the fence. You know it's coyote season.

Otis: Geez, coyotes. I-I don't get it. What's the big deal? They're coyotes. Them tiny, us big! What are they gonna do?

Ben: You have a lot to learn.

Otis: And y'know, I-I don't get the fence thing. Really, it-it can't keep em out.

Ben: That fence defines our space. And as long I'm still kickin', no animal will be harmed inside that fence.

Otis: [stands up; begins to walk out] Okay, but that's what you do. YOU, okay? If you're tryna groom me to be the big leader, just give it up. It's not me, Pop. I mean, if I was in charge, things would be different. Every animal for himself. That's the way it should be.

Ben: [Otis turns around] Otis... A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others.

Otis: Oh, shoot. Ya know, I-I forgot my pen.

Ben: And your shift tonight?

Otis: I'll be there.

Ben: Otis, you're gonna have to grow up one day. You'll never be happy if you spend all your time goofing off.

Otis: [walks out, Ben crosses his arms] No? Just watch me.

Freddy: Yeah, hi. Hey there. Having a good day? So, uh, this was Otis idea?

Peck: [he clears his throat, then crows weakly for much longer, then squeaks] Oh, yeah. We're like the second line of defense. We see or hear anything suspicious, and I just signal Otis with a crow. Oh, oh, and I've really been working on it. Listen. Well, you-you know, in the moment, it'll be really strong. But for now, we just stand watch.

Freddy: Yeah, watch.

Vision Freddy: [dings the triangle] Come and get it!

Pip: Freddy? You okay?

Freddy: [slaps himself in the face] BONELESS WHITE MEAT! What?! I'm not hungry! I mean, I don't wanna eat anyone...thing...you...uh... What happened? What? What, what?

Otis: What did you do that for?!

Miles: What else was I gonna do? He saw you.

Otis: You coulda killed him!

Pip: [jumps on the farmer's arm] I got a pulse. Whee!

Otis: Oh, this is bad. This is bad. This is so bad!

Sheep: Baaad.

Pig: [panicked] Everybody, just calm down! Just calm down, alright? What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?!

Otis: What?

Pip: Come on. You're our leader. Lead us.

Otis: That does not apply to this. This is a totally, situationally different suspect. Hey, whoa, no.

Freddy: [sees the farmer unconscious] Oh, we gotta ditch the body.

Otis: Stop it!

Freddy: He knows too much! We gotta take care of him. We gotta whack him!

Otis: There will be NO WHACKING! Okay? The farmer's a good guy! He's been good to us.

Miles: He's a vegan! God bless him.

Pig: And uh... what is a vegan again?

Freddy: Oh, I know this one...

Pip: Naw, I got it... it means you can't eat anything with a face.

Peck: No, no, that's a vegetarian.

Pig: Vegetarians have to eat in the dark, right?

Duke: [[Hotel Transylvania|vampire] That's a ]! Come on!

Pip: You can't eat cheese?

Bessy: [as the farmer awakens] It's not just cheese, vegans can't have ANY dairy products.

Peck: Cake?

Duke: Cake has egg products.

Pip: But you can't have any dairy!

Otis: I-I-I-I-I...

Freddy: No dairy? But I LOVE dairy! Does that mean I can't be a vegan?

Pig: I love the smell of bacon! There, I said it.

Otis: WOULD YOU NOT DO THAT?!

Miles: It's not like we have a lot of options.

Pip: Boy, that's a doozy. That thing's bigger than me.

Pig: Push it.

Pip: He wakes up, you got my back, right?

Pig: Yeah.

Miles: [as he's cornered by coyotes; kicks 3 coyotes, 1 coyote shivers in fear; the crate unlocks revealing Wild Mike, who rides the back of the coyote] Well, well, whatever will I do? Oh, don't worry. I've got someone special for you. Heh-heh-heh-heh! I just love that little guy!

Freddy: The meeting's about finding someone to run the meeting? Is that a good idea?

Peck: Never! You're all gonna die.

Pip: Otis, are we supposed to not yell "rock"?

Pig: All clear! SWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEET!

Duke: [chewing on peanut butter] This...doesn't...mean...anything.

Daisy: [thinking of a name for her newborn son] I was thinking I kind of like...Ben.

Bessy: [pulls chairs from under bulls] Whatchu lookin at? What, y-you want some o this? Oh yeah, I didn't think so.

Dag: What, do you wanna be a hero, cow?

Etta: [to Dag, who's about to eat Maddy] Leave her alone.

Snotty Boy's Mom: Now, remember, honey, I told you, we can't be staying out this late on a school night.

Snotty Boy: That's called cow tipping! Hahaha!

Farmer: I'm just heading to the fields, Duke. I'll be back.

Snotty Boy's Dad: [[w:Red Bull|Red Bull] Okay, no more ].

Igg: Man, oh, man this is a totally great celebration.

Bud: Let me out, you got to let me out.

Officer O'Hanlon: [on speaker of police car] Pull over to the side of the road.

Eddy: [seeing helicopter with a spotlight flew over them] It's a chopper, it's a chopper, we're gonna die.

Helicopter Pilot: [on radio] This is Gray Badger in Chopper 219, we've got suspects in sight.

Ben the Cow: [resume words] Otis, fear nothing.

Ben the Cow: [latest words] Put the hen down, Dag.

Ben the Cow: [from trailer] Rule Number I: There swimmin in the pond.

Ben the Cow: [animals chatter concernedly] Second item: lest I remind you, this is coyote season. There are ruthless and desperate creatures. Rule #1: stay in groups. Rule #2: stay inside of the perimeter of the fence at all times. And #3: be careful out there. Okay, let's hit it. MOOOOOO!

Ben the Cow: [seeing 3 Jersey cows by the fence] The Jersey Cows.

Ben the Cow: [first words] Thanks, Miles. Let me know if you see Otis.

Otis the Cow: [as Dag jumps to attack Otis, he grabs Dag; He slams Dag to the car window and threatens to punches him. (Same thing Ben did before his death.) He glares closer to whimpering Dag; [A Streetcar Named Desire (1951 film)|'''''Never... come... back.'''''; drops Dag; '''Pip''': Eh, I'd have to go with the iron, man.] Remember me? I'm Ben's kid. ] Pip?

Otis the Cow: [walks to Ben's grave; sighs; sighs; walks away] Hey, Pop. I, uh, wanted to come by and, uh... Look, you-you were just a great dad. You see, I... I don't know what I was thinking, but for a minute, I actually thought I could take your place. But those coyotes... I-I mean, you would've stood up to them and y-you wouldn't have backed down now. I gotta tell ya, I was...so afraid. Ya know, I know I always said that I-I wasn't you, and-and I'm not. But I wish I was. I-I-I can't do it, Pop. I gotta go. I'm sorry.

Otis the Cow: [after Miles kicks the farmer the third time; '''Miles''': Well, unless you give him a blindfold, I'm going kick him!] Will you...stop...doing...that?! OK, let's go.

Otis the Cow: [after pushing Snotty Boy off his bed] That's called boy tipping! Hahaha!

Otis the Cow: [Lord of the Hoof horses stopped dancing, one goes off the stage] HEY!!!! Have you all lost your mind? It's daylight, the farmer is gonna be back. This is so off-limits!

Otis the Cow: Put the chick down, Dag.