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Celebrating Bartok's Magnificence
Bartok
♪ Bartok, the magnificent, ♪
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Misunderstanding of Identity and Expectations
Head Cossack
Are you Bartok the Magnificent?
Bartok
Uh, no. No, I'm not. I never have been. Although I hear he's quite gifted. A real talent.
Head Cossack
Silence!
[looks at the name on the flag; then to Bartok]
Bartok
Alright, I'll just be quiet then. That's no problem for me to be quiet. I'll just shush it up.
Head Cossack
What is that?
[points to Bartok's flag with his sword]
Bartok
It's Bertok. Bertok the Magnificent. Uh, it's really quite different. I take my show in a whole nother direction.
[flies up to the flag and hides the letter "A" with red paint and replaces with an "E"]
Head Cossack
You are coming with us.
Bartok
Oh no, fellas, I really have a thing- Okay then, that'll be fun.
[the Cossacks point at Bartok with their swords]
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