Batman: Assault on Arkham (2014) - Quotes

Taglines: Get ready to root for the bad guys.

Batman: Waller. You KNEW when you sent your little "Suicide Squad" into Arkham, they'd go off script.

Amanda Waller: Oh, it's just you.

Batman: When your bombs didn't dice them, you figured the SCU would. All that, just so you could kill the Riddler.

Amanda Waller: Let's just say I break a lot of eggs to make an omelet.

Batman: And because you're a MESSY COOK, the Riddler was able to escape.

Amanda Waller: I got careless. My men will get Nigma next time.

Batman: There is no next time.

Amanda Waller: [turns her chair away from him] No?! We're the US government. Who's going to blow the whistle on us? The convicts? Who'd believe them? You? You're going to start a blog and expose us? I don't think so. That's checkmate, Batman.

Batman: [after a short silence] I'm WARNING you.

Amanda Waller: [turns to find Batman has vanished; suddenly notices a laser sight moving from her chest to between her eyes] Enough. Don't they need you back in your squalid little city? They never did find the Joker's body, did they? Punk. Motherf...

Deadshot: Bang.

Captain Boomerang: Lucky shot.

Deadshot: [''Captain Boomerang throws a dart at the board, but it ricochets around the room and then flies at Deadshot's head... who just catches it''] Right. Let's see you do it.

Captain Boomerang: Sorry, mate. Looks like that one took a bad bounce.

Deadshot: Let's call it even... mate.

Harley Quinn: AW, CRAP! Not this again!

Captain Boomerang: [''to Deadshot''] You too? It's like a bloody recurring nightmare.

Harley Quinn: [''to Captain Boomerang''] Go wave your boomer-Wang at the shark guy!

King Shark: [''Aggressively''] Do it and I'll bite it off!

Amanda Waller: You going to write a blog and expose us? That's checkmate, Batman.

Batman: I am warning you.

Harley Quinn: [''on the Joker''] I'm fine. We're done. He's a jerk. Whatever.

Killer Frost: [''sarcasm''] Well, I'm convinced.

The Riddler: Riddle me this: what belongs to you, but others use it more than you do?

Amanda Waller: Your name.

The Riddler: Huh...? You've heard that one.

Amanda Waller: No, I have Google. Like the rest of the world.

The Joker: [''taps his cell walls''] Sorry, hun. Bulletproof.

Harley Quinn: [''She fires through an air hole of the cell. Joker ducks as the bullet ricochets wildly around the walls''] Even better, puddin'.

Harley Quinn: Welcome back. Did you miss me?

Deadshot: What do you want?

Harley Quinn: I got an itch I thought you could help me scratch, cowboy...

Harley Quinn: WHOO! Good start!

Deadshot: Oh, what the hell...

Harley Quinn: Yahtzee!

Killer Frost: The Joker has a dirty bomb? That gives me the chills.

Captain Boomerang: Ice puns? Really?

Captain Boomerang: I never need to do that again.

Harleen Quinzel: Are you kidding? I feel great.

Amanda Waller: [''She then slams her hand on the hand the DETONATE button''] NOBODY SCREWS THE WALL!!!!

King Shark: Uh, guys.

Killer Frost: [''To Riddler, after realizing that the nano-bomb in King Shark's neck is still active.''] Do it again.

Riddler: I don't know. Maybe his skin is too thick?

The Joker: [''points a gun at Deadshot''] You! New guy! I don't like people touching my stuff!

Deadshot: Go ahead. You're out of bullets.

The Joker: I am not!

Deadshot: You are. You're going to pull the trigger, and when nothing happens, I'm going to punch you in the throat and bash your brains out. Three... two... one...

The Joker: [''fires the gun into the air''] Hold on, stop counting for a second! I know there are bullets... See?

Captain Boomerang: Mate... you just out-crazied The Joker!

Amanda Waller: Those scumbags are trying to screw me. NO ONE SCREWS THE WALL!

Harley Quinn: I dunno where Mister J keeps half his stuff! I just wanted a Boo-Boo Bear before they all sold out!

Harley Quinn: No idea whatcha talkin about.

Harley Quinn: I'll kill im! I'll kill that bastard for what he's done ta me!

Harley Quinn: I got an itch I thought you could help me scratch, cowboy.

Harley Quinn: Anyone who throws boomerangs has some real issues letting go.

The Joker: [''to Harley Quinn''] What's your hurry, Harls?

The Joker: [''to Deadshot''] For someone who's not Batman, you've been a real pain in my ass!

The Joker: [''hurls out explosives''] I'm here, bitches! And I've got favors for everyone!

The Joker: [Joker takes aim at "Batman's" head with a gun, but before he pulls the trigger, a bomb in "Batman's" neck explodes; ''He lifts "Batman's" head and sees Black Spider's face''; gasps and smiles; [w:Denzel Washington|Denzel; ''laughs''] ...Best gun ever! ]! What have they done to you?