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Batman: Assault on Arkham Quotes

"Get ready to root for the bad guys."

PG-13 2014 · 1h 16m
73
Audience
73
Audience
23 quotes
Harley Quinn's Desire for a Boo-Boo Bear
Harley Quinn I dunno where Mister J keeps half his stuff! I just wanted a Boo-Boo Bear before they all sold out!
Recurring Nightmares in Gotham's Underworld
Harley Quinn AW, CRAP! Not this again!
Captain Boomerang You too? It's like a bloody recurring nightmare.
[''to Deadshot'']
The Riddler's Challenge and Amanda's Response
The Riddler Riddle me this: what belongs to you, but others use it more than you do?
Amanda Waller Your name.
The Riddler Huh...? You've heard that one.
Amanda Waller No, I have Google. Like the rest of the world.
A Playful Exchange Between Joker and Harley
The Joker Sorry, hun. Bulletproof.
[''taps his cell walls'']
Harley Quinn Even better, puddin'.
[''She fires through an air hole of the cell. Joker ducks as the bullet ricochets wildly around the walls'']
Cheering for the Villains
Taglines Get ready to root for the bad guys.
The Joker Questions Harley's Urgency
The Joker What's your hurry, Harls?
[''to Harley Quinn'']
An Unexpected Reunion Between Harley Quinn and Deadshot
Harley Quinn Welcome back. Did you miss me?
Deadshot What do you want?
Harley Quinn I got an itch I thought you could help me scratch, cowboy...
Harley Quinn WHOO! Good start!
Deadshot Oh, what the hell...
Harley Quinn Yahtzee!
Harley Quinn on Letting Go and Boomerangs
Harley Quinn Anyone who throws boomerangs has some real issues letting go.
Harley Quinn's Vow of Revenge
Harley Quinn I'll kill im! I'll kill that bastard for what he's done ta me!
Tensions Rise Among Villains in Arkham
Captain Boomerang I never need to do that again.
Harleen Quinzel Are you kidding? I feel great.
Amanda Waller NOBODY SCREWS THE WALL!!!!
[''She then slams her hand on the hand the DETONATE button'']
King Shark Uh, guys.
Killer Frost Do it again.
[''To Riddler, after realizing that the nano-bomb in King Shark's neck is still active.'']
Riddler I don't know. Maybe his skin is too thick?
A Friendly Competition Between Two Assassins
Captain Boomerang Lucky shot.
Deadshot Right. Let's see you do it.
[''Captain Boomerang throws a dart at the board, but it ricochets around the room and then flies at Deadshot's head... who just catches it'']
Captain Boomerang Sorry, mate. Looks like that one took a bad bounce.
Deadshot Let's call it even... mate.
The Joker's Enthusiasm for a Weapon
The Joker ...Best gun ever! ]! What have they done to you?
[Joker takes aim at "Batman's" head with a gun, but before he pulls the trigger, a bomb in "Batman's" neck explodes; ''He lifts "Batman's" head and sees Black Spider's face''; gasps and smiles; [w:Denzel Washington|Denzel; ''laughs'']
Tension Between Batman and Amanda Waller
Amanda Waller You going to write a blog and expose us? That's checkmate, Batman.
Batman I am warning you.
Harley Quinn's Provocation to King Shark
Harley Quinn Go wave your boomer-Wang at the shark guy!
[''to Captain Boomerang'']
King Shark Do it and I'll bite it off!
[''Aggressively'']
Waller's Ruthless Strategy Revealed
Batman Waller. You KNEW when you sent your little "Suicide Squad" into Arkham, they'd go off script.
Amanda Waller Oh, it's just you.
Batman When your bombs didn't dice them, you figured the SCU would. All that, just so you could kill the Riddler.
Amanda Waller Let's just say I break a lot of eggs to make an omelet.
Batman And because you're a MESSY COOK, the Riddler was able to escape.
Amanda Waller I got careless. My men will get Nigma next time.
Batman There is no next time.
Amanda Waller No?! We're the US government. Who's going to blow the whistle on us? The convicts? Who'd believe them? You? You're going to start a blog and expose us? I don't think so. That's checkmate, Batman.
[turns her chair away from him]
Batman I'm WARNING you.
[after a short silence]
Amanda Waller Enough. Don't they need you back in your squalid little city? They never did find the Joker's body, did they? Punk. Motherf...
[turns to find Batman has vanished; suddenly notices a laser sight moving from her chest to between her eyes]
Deadshot Bang.
Joker's Frustration with a Non-Batman Character
The Joker For someone who's not Batman, you've been a real pain in my ass!
[''to Deadshot'']
Harley Quinn's Confusion and Ignorance
Harley Quinn No idea whatcha talkin about.
Pun-filled banter amidst looming danger
Killer Frost The Joker has a dirty bomb? That gives me the chills.
Captain Boomerang Ice puns? Really?
The Joker's Grand Entrance
The Joker I'm here, bitches! And I've got favors for everyone!
[''hurls out explosives'']
Tensions Rise Among Criminals in Arkham
The Joker You! New guy! I don't like people touching my stuff!
[''points a gun at Deadshot'']
Deadshot Go ahead. You're out of bullets.
The Joker I am not!
Deadshot You are. You're going to pull the trigger, and when nothing happens, I'm going to punch you in the throat and bash your brains out. Three... two... one...
The Joker Hold on, stop counting for a second! I know there are bullets... See?
[''fires the gun into the air'']
Captain Boomerang Mate... you just out-crazied The Joker!
Harley Quinn's Request for Assistance
Harley Quinn I got an itch I thought you could help me scratch, cowboy.
Waller's Defiance Against Betrayal
Amanda Waller Those scumbags are trying to screw me. NO ONE SCREWS THE WALL!
Confrontation Between Harley Quinn and Killer Frost
Harley Quinn I'm fine. We're done. He's a jerk. Whatever.
[''on the Joker'']
Killer Frost Well, I'm convinced.
[''sarcasm'']