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Batman Reflects on Criminal Challenges
Batman
So it seems, loose to plague us with his criminal conundrums.
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Strategizing Treachery in a Single Move
Riddler
I see the way to do it. We'll play each of our treacherous trumps in one hand, and we'll do it right here.
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Introduction of Miss Kitka's Character
Batman
You there, Miss...
Miss Kitka
Comrade Kitayna Ireyna Tatanya Kerenska Alisoff. I am from the Moscow Bugle.
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A Farewell from Batman
Batman
Bon Voyage, Pussy.
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Catwoman's Ambition for a Perfect Crime
Catwoman
You're going to see the purr-fect crime, when I get Batman in my claws!
[meows; hisses]
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A Bold Plan to Remove Batman
Catwoman
I say its crazy. But I say let's try it. We have to do something to get Batman out of the way!
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Robin's Exclamation of Surprise
Robin
Holy Polaris!
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Catwoman's Warning About Miss Kitka's Fate
Catwoman
Miss Kitka dies if you take one more step!
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Villains Debate Their Misfortunes Humorously
Riddler
You and your trained exploding shark!
[to the Penguin]
Penguin
Faugh, Quack! How should I know they'd have a can of shark-repellent Batspray handy? Why, you sniveling sardine!
Riddler
Why you pompous, puffed-up penguin!
Joker
Oh, friends, make peace. Have a shake on me. A joke a day keeps the gloom away!
[shakes their hands, and the two are electrified; Joker laughs manically, and shows he is wearing joy buzzers on his hands]
Catwoman
Sic em, Hecate. Scratch out their eyes.
[to her cat]
Penguin
Take away that ravenous panther!
Riddler
So help me, Catwoman, I'll feed him to the birds!
Joker
I'll incapacitate the beast with my trick confetti!
Catwoman
United Underworld? We're about as united as the members of the United World Headquarters on Gotham East River. What's the matter with you all?
[scoffs as she picks up her cat]
Riddler
She's right. she's right! If we don't manage to somehow swallow our supercriminal pride, I'm afraid-
Penguin
Right, Mr. Riddler, quite right! We must hang together, or most assuredly we shall hang separately.
Joker
Oh, and what a pity that would be, on the eve of the greatest criminal coup anyone ever dreamed of!
Riddler
Aha! How did it go, Catwoman?
Catwoman
Purr-fectly, purr-fectly. In my disguise as Kitka, I penetrated their press conference. The fools are completely baffled.
Joker
Yes, but undrowned.
Catwoman
Yes, unfortunately. Batman's boots didn't even look damp! How's our prisoner? Still doesn't know he's been kidnapped?
Penguin
He hasn't the foggiest. He just keeps ringing for his confounded tea.
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Robin's Exclamation on Halloween
Robin
Holy Halloween!
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Robin's Exclamation of Distress
Robin
Holy nightmare!
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Robin's Expression of Heartbreak
Robin
Holy heartbreak! Miss Kitka!
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Questioning Hope in a Chaotic World
Robin
Holy jumble! Where's the hope of the world now?
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Batman Expresses Intent for Brutal Action
Batman
I will bash him brutally.
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Robin's Surprise Encounter with Catwoman
Robin
Catwoman?!
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Catwoman's Insight on Cats and Water
Catwoman
Penguin, you KNOW cats hate water!
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Understanding Humanity in Adversity
Batman
They may be drinkers, Robin, but they're also human beings.
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Catwoman's Playful Invitation
Catwoman
I'll slip into something more comfortable while your cocoa is warming.
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Catwoman's Playful Expression
Catwoman
Me-ow-oww.
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Suspicions of a Hidden Villain Emerges
Gordon
Could be any one of them, but which one? W...Which ones?
Batman
Pretty fishy what happened to me on that ladder.
Gordon
You mean, where there's a fish, there could be a Penguin.
Robin
But wait, it happened at sea. See? "C" for Catwoman.
Batman
Yet, an exploding shark....was pulling my leg.
Gordon
The Joker!
O'Hara
All adds up to a sinister riddle. Riddle-er. Riddler?
Gordon
Oh, a thought strikes me. So dreadful I scarcely dare give it utterance.
[exhales]
Batman
The four of them. Their forces combined....
Robin
Holy nightmare!
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Identity Revealed by Unmasking
Batman
If Robin and I were to remove our masks, the secret of our true identities will be revealed.
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Robin's Exclamation of Surprise
Robin
Holy Sardine!
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Unlikely Alliances Threaten Gotham City
Commissioner Gordon
Penguin, Joker, Riddler...and Catwoman, too! The sum of the angles of that rectangle is too monstrous to contemplate.
Batman
We've been given the plainest warning. They're working together to take over-
Chief O'Hara
Take over what, Batman? Gotham City?
Batman
Any two of them would try that!
Commissioner Gordon
The whole country?
Batman
If it were three of them, I would say yes, but four? Their minimum objective must be...the entire world.
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Robin's Exclamation of Surprise
Robin
Holy bikini, that was close!
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A Call for Violent Revenge
Catwoman
Scratch out their eyes!
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Request to Remove Batman's Mask
Miss Kitka
If you please, to take off the mask to give the better picture?
Commissioner Gordon
Great Scott! Batman take off his mask?
Chief O'Hara
The woman must be mad!
Batman
Please...Chief O'Hara...all of you. This young lady is a stranger to our shores. Her request is not unnatural, however, impossible to grant.
Miss Kitka
Impossible?
Batman
Indeed. If Robin and I were to remove our masks, the secret of our true identities would be revealed.
Commissioner Gordon
Completely destroying their value as ace crimefighters.
Chief O'Hara
Sure, ma'am. Not even Commisioner Gordon and meself know who they really are.
Robin
In fact, our own relatives we live with don't know.
Miss Kitka
But your so curious costumes...
Robin
Don't be put off by them, ma'am. Underneath this garb, we're perfectly ordinary Americans.
Miss Kitka
You are like the masked vigilantes in the Westerns, no?
Commissioner Gordon
Certainly not! Batman and Robin are fully deputized agents of the law.
Robin
Support your police! That's our message!
Batman
Well said, Robin...and no better way to end this press conference...thank you, and good day.
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The Challenge of Unavoidable Obstacles
Batman
Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb...
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A Name Mistake in Public Settings
Pirate
Ahoy, Catwoman!
Miss Kitka
Imbecile, How many times have I told you? Never use my real name in public!
[slaps him]
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Robin's Exclamation of Surprise
Robin
Holy Captain Nemo!
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Unstoppable Momentum in Uncertain Times
Catwoman
Nothing can stop us now.
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Villains Plot Against Batman and Robin
Narrator
This yacht is bringing a revolutionary scientific invention to Gotham City. On a peaceful afternoon motor ride, millionaire Bruce Wayne and his youthful ward Dick Grayson have been summoned back to Wayne Manor by an urgent but anonymous call for help; the invention AND its custodian are reported in grave danger aboard the yacht! Never ones to shirk responsibility, Bruce and Dick, with characteristic speed and resolve, descend promptly into The Batcave, and then, as they have done many times before, as BATMAN AND ROBIN, courageous warriors against crime, they are off once again to the rescue!
The Riddler
Question: Who's going to make the feathers fly and knock Batman and Robin out of the sky?
The Joker
Have you heard this one? It'll KILL you, Batman!
[laughs]
Penguin
There are two eggs this wily bird is gonna scramble. Batman and Robin!
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Robin's Exclamation of Surprise
Robin
Holy heart failure!
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