15 quotes
Disappointment in Unfulfilled Potential
Jerry McLean
I was going to make you into the next ]! But no! Now you're just going to be.... Laundry girl!
[[Marilyn Monroe]
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Unexpected Lines in a Movie Scene
Jerry
Listen to me. I need to you say the line. I need you to say "I will piss on the bones of your ancestors"...
[Alma is providing the voices for "The Lion King"]
Mike
No, no! That's not in the movie!
Jerry
This is the next Lion King. This is Part II.
[interrupts]
Alma
Roar! I will piss on the bones of your ancestors!
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Exploring Uncertainty in Love and Relationships
Alma
Are you in love with me?
Mike
Huh?
Alma
Mm-hm.
Mike
Well, how do I know that?
Alma
You know you're in love with a person when you talk to them for a minimum of 20 minutes a day in your head.
Mike
What if I talk to a guy in my head for 20 minutes? What would that mean?
Alma
You're in love with Jerry.
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Misunderstanding the Ghostbusters Theme Song
Jerry
When you're walkin down the street... and you see a little ghost... whatcha gonna do about - Ghostbusters?
[sung, poorly, to the tune of the Ghostbusters theme song]
Mike
What? What is that?
Jerry
That's the Ghostbusters theme song.
Mike
No.
Jerry
I'm pretty sure it is.
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Creativity Without Limits
Taglines
You name it, we shoot it
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Robocop's Warning in a Playful Context
Jerry McLean
I am Robocop. Anything you say can and will be held against you...in the court of Robocop.
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Individuality in a Collective World
Mike Coolwell
] tape] I'm ], you're everybody else.
[holding the [[Ghostbusters; [Bill Murray]
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Critique of a Weak Excuse
Jerry McLean
That's the lamest excuse I've ever heard! That's totally non-sequitary!
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Encouraging Education for Improving Skills
Jerry McLean
I'm not saying your uncle is illiterate, maybe he just needs to go to night school.
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Threatening with Robot Karate Skills
Jerry McLean
I will shoot you, and I know robot karate.
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Concern for the Neighborhood's Condition
Jerry McLean
What's happening to our hood!!
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Confronting an Unwanted Pursuer
Jerry McLean
Who is that hussy chasing after us? Be gone, hussy.
[while shooting "Driving Miss. Daisy", Alma chases the car with the camera]
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A Warning Against Cold Shoes
Jerry McLean
Hey, hey, don't put your shoes in the refrigerator... cause they'll get cold!
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The Best Movies Are Our Own Creations
Taglines
Sometimes the best movies are the ones we make up
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Regrets of Waiting for Love
Jerry
How come you never got married Mr. Fletcher?
Elroy Fletcher
Well, the common story is, the girl that you was gonna ask, you waited too long to ask. She went on to marry somebody else. And then you can't find anybody that compared to her. So what happens?... You get old.
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