The Best Movies Are Our Own Creations
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Sometimes the best movies are the ones we make up
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Creativity Without Limits
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You name it, we shoot it
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Regrets of Waiting for Love
Jerry:
How come you never got married Mr. Fletcher?
Elroy Fletcher:
Well, the common story is, the girl that you was gonna ask, you waited too long to ask. She went on to marry somebody else. And then you can't find anybody that compared to her. So what happens?... You get old.
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Unexpected Lines in a Movie Scene
Jerry: [Alma is providing the voices for "The Lion King"]
Listen to me. I need to you say the line. I need you to say "I will piss on the bones of your ancestors"...
Mike:
No, no! That's not in the movie!
Jerry: [interrupts]
This is the next Lion King. This is Part II.
Alma:
Roar! I will piss on the bones of your ancestors!
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Exploring Uncertainty in Love and Relationships
Alma:
Are you in love with me?
Mike:
Huh?
Alma:
Mm-hm.
Mike:
Well, how do I know that?
Alma:
You know you're in love with a person when you talk to them for a minimum of 20 minutes a day in your head.
Mike:
What if I talk to a guy in my head for 20 minutes? What would that mean?
Alma:
You're in love with Jerry.
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Misunderstanding the Ghostbusters Theme Song
Jerry: [sung, poorly, to the tune of the Ghostbusters theme song]
When you're walkin down the street... and you see a little ghost... whatcha gonna do about - Ghostbusters?
Mike:
What? What is that?
Jerry:
That's the Ghostbusters theme song.
Mike:
No.
Jerry:
I'm pretty sure it is.
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Individuality in a Collective World
Mike Coolwell: [holding the [[Ghostbusters; [Bill Murray]
] tape] I'm ], you're everybody else.
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Concern for the Neighborhood's Condition
Jerry McLean:
What's happening to our hood!!
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A Warning Against Cold Shoes
Jerry McLean:
Hey, hey, don't put your shoes in the refrigerator... cause they'll get cold!
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Disappointment in Unfulfilled Potential
Jerry McLean: [[Marilyn Monroe]
I was going to make you into the next ]! But no! Now you're just going to be.... Laundry girl!
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Confronting an Unwanted Pursuer
Jerry McLean: [while shooting "Driving Miss. Daisy", Alma chases the car with the camera]
Who is that hussy chasing after us? Be gone, hussy.
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Encouraging Education for Improving Skills
Jerry McLean:
I'm not saying your uncle is illiterate, maybe he just needs to go to night school.
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Critique of a Weak Excuse
Jerry McLean:
That's the lamest excuse I've ever heard! That's totally non-sequitary!
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Threatening with Robot Karate Skills
Jerry McLean:
I will shoot you, and I know robot karate.
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Robocop's Warning in a Playful Context
Jerry McLean:
I am Robocop. Anything you say can and will be held against you...in the court of Robocop.
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