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Job Prospects and Future Ambitions
Leah
I suppose you don't have any job in your new pub.
Sandra
No. But if I someday turn it into a brothel, I'll get back to you then. OK?
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Exploring Identity and Fear of Labels
Jamie
Scared of being called queer!?
Ste
...Are you?
Jamie
Maybe... maybe not.
Ste
And are you?
Jamie
Queer?
Ste
Gay.
Jamie
I'm very happy. I'm happy when I'm with you... There, I said it now; go on, piss yourself.
Ste
No.
Jamie
Why, don't you think it's funny?
Ste
I don't want to.
Jamie
I think it's hilarious.
Ste
Why aren't you laughing then?
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Humorous Miscommunication in Character Names
Mr. Bennet
Oy, He! What's his name?
McBride
Hugh, sir. Hugh Janus. (Huge anus)
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Gratitude in a Moment of Sharing
Jamie
Thanks for telling me.
Sandra
].
[[w:snap (game)|Snap]
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Confrontation Over Attention and Language
Ryan
What you fuckin looking at!?
Miss Chauhan
Less "fucking" and more attention, please! Something you might have said to your boyfriend that, Gina.
[looking at a pregnant student]
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Love Confessions Among Friends
Sandra
Ey, Ste!, any beans to spill? A little bird tells me that you're in love.
Ste
What?
Sandra
A four-letter word, love.
Sandra
Oh, don't look so worried, Jamie told me all about it.
Tony
She's just jeleaous. Twenty years younger and could have been her.
Sandra
Come on, what's she like!?... Well, what's her name then!?
Ste
No-.
Sandra
Oh, short for Nolene? It's very Home and Away.
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Age and Relationships in Conversation
Tony
Jamie... how old are you?
Jamie
Old enough. How old are you?
Tony
Twenty-seven; not old enough to be your dad, right?
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Exploring Identity and Connection in Relationships
Ste
Do you think I'm queer?
Jamie
It doesn't matter what I think.
Jamie
Can I touch you?
Ste
I'm a bit sore.
Jamie
Yeah.
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Discussion on Stereotypes and Identity
Sandra
Ey, Leah.
Leah
What?
Sandra
What's this dyke will be like?
Leah
Ah, big and butch.
Sandra
What colour eyes?
Leah
Hmm. Green.
Sandra
Tall?
Leah
I'll have to look up.
Sandra
Nice.
Leah
Yeah.
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Understanding Needs in Challenging Situations
Sandra
No, I know what you need... a shooting.
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A Playful Exchange Between Friends
Ryan
How about a drink?
Sandra
Have a wank, big bollocks!
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A Conversation About Future Generations
Sandra
Louise?
Louise
Yeah?
Sandra
I would never have a grandchildren.
Louise
Ouh.
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Checking In on Each Other
Jamie
...Ste?
Ste
Hm?
Jamie
You alright?
Ste
Yeah.
Ste
What?
Jamie
Night.
Ste
Night, Jamie.
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Understanding and Misunderstanding in Relationships
Jamie
Some things are just hard to say.
Sandra
I know, I know that.
Jamie
You think I'm young, that it's just a phase. You think I'll catch AIDS... and everything.
Sandra
You know a lot about me, don't you?
Sandra
Don't cry.
Sandra
It's all right. I'm not going to put you out in the morning like an empty bottle.
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Art Appreciation and Personal Perspectives
Sandra
It's a work of art. Isn't it?
Jamie
Claude Monet couldna done better.
Sandra
Argh! Get a life!
Jamie
Do you know who Claude Monet is?
Sandra
Jamie! don't make me out to be fick.
Sandra
Now, you just remember, I won a year's supply of toilet freshener for making up that poem. It took brains and artistry that.
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Preference for Music Over Pop Trends
Leah's Mother
Oh, I suppose I should be glad it's not techno-acidic housey-housey pop trash.
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Foot Lotion and Comforting Touch
Jamie
It's my mom's. ]. Peppermint foot lotion... soothes your feet.
[[w:The Body Shop|The Body Shop]
Jamie
Lay down, and I'll rub it into your back. If you want.
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Conflict Over Parenting Styles
Neighbour
It's her; she can't control her kids!
Leah's Mother
I have only got the one, you know.
Neighbour
It's just as bloody well!
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Concern and Misunderstanding in Relationships
Sandra
There's me going to bed every night worried because you had to share a bed with Ste, and all the time you were... you turned a ].
[[w:69 (sex position)|seventy minus one]
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Self-Identification and Seeking Space
Jamie
I'm a queer! A bender! Puffer! Nob-shiner! Brown-atter! Shirt-flap lifter--!
Tony
--I get the picture.
Jamie
Now just leave me alone.
Tony
And she knows this?
Jamie
No, I thought I'd tell you first!
[sarcastically]
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Confrontation Over Underage Drinking
Sandra
You, out! You're under age.
Leah
I'm only drinking Coke.
Sandra
You'll drinking blood when I slap your face. Now move it!
Leah
Oh, you're so hard!
Slasher
Was that a threat?
Sandra
Yeah, and here's another one: Get out before I call your child minder.
Leah
Come on Slasher, I don't want to be asked.
Sandra
¿Slasher?... ¿What do you slash? ¿Crepe paper?
Leah
He's incontinent.
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Job Offer Criteria in a Lighthearted Exchange
Interviewer
To whom would you offer the job?
Sandra
It's obvious. Isn't it?
Sandra
The bird with the biggest tits.
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Conflict Between Friends Over Judgment
Sandra
What's the matter with ]?
[[w:Madonna (entertainer)|Madonna]
Leah
She's a slag.
Sandra
Hypocrit.
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School Fire and Accusations of Blame
Sandra
What happened? School burnt down, did it?
Jamie
Yeah.
Sandra
Ah, and what has been this time? An IRA Bomb?
Jamie
Fundamentalist Muslim Pyromaniacs.
Sandra
Oh, funny that. Looks all right when I passed.
Jamie
Yeah, funny that.
[sarcastically]
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A Gift Sparks Engagement Discussion
Ste
I got you this.
Jamie
Oh My, What a pretty hat! It's the prettiest hat I ever did seen Mr. Steven. Does this mean were engaged?
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