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Generational Jokes About Age and Family
Robin
My momma?!
Dorothea
Yeah, your whole family!
Robin
Ain't that a look at ya. Yo momma so old, she was there first day of slavery.
Dorothea
Yo momma so old, she older than your grandmama.
Robin
Yo momma so fat, she on both sides of the family.
Dorothea
That's okay. Yo momma so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Robin
Oh, ain't that a look! Yo momma so dumb, they told her it was chilly outside, she went and got a bowl.
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Truth and Beauty in Conversation
Robin
So I'm trying to figure out what to tell her; either a pretty lie, or the ugly truth.
Blind Bartender
Beauty's only skin deep (Robin gets ready to talk but is iterrupted)
Drunk Patron
Yea, but ugly..is..to the bone.
Off Screen Patron
Amen brother!
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Reflections on Walter's Life and Death
Man 1
I'm so glad that damn ] is dead.
[[Walter]
Man 2
You ain't? Only reason his widow's over there crying cause he leave her no life insurance.
Man 3
Another one died owing me money again...
Man 2
Walter owed everybody money. Let me tell you something about Walter; that Walter was so cheap he wouldn't spend a lovely evening.
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Confrontation Over a Missing Brother
Robin
You ain't gonna talk huh? Come ere, come ere! If you don't tell me where your little brother is I'm gonna beat the blaaaack off you and you're gonna look lighter than Michael Jackson! Where is he? Where is HE?!
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Childhood Crushes and Playful Teasing
LeShaun
Yo mama kinda like him..huh?
Leon
Yea..I kinda like him too.
Khalil
Ugh...looks like cooties is catching...(LeShaun proceeds to slap Kaleil)
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Advice on Unfair Fighting Tactics
Robin
And one more thing...(whispers to Leon) if you get into a fight..don't fight fair, grab a brick..and knock the HELL OUTTA DEM KIDS!
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A Darkly Humorous Exchange About Funerals
Man 1
You know what, I like funerals, I'm glad I went to a funeral
Man 2
I'll be glad when I go to yours.
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Understanding Names and First Impressions
Robin
Excuse me, I didn't catch your name.
Jamika
Didn't throw it...
Robin
Well...my name is Robin
Jamika
Robin?? (said under her breath) That explains the red vest...
Robin
Like the bird...cute.
Jamika
A little festive for this event though. (smirks)
Robin
Shoot...I ain't care bout no Walter, I could've come to Walter's funeral in my drawers. (Jamika shoots him a rather cold glare)
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Frustration Over Childcare Responsibilities
Robin
I have HAD it! I am pissed off..to the highest level...of pisstivity! Now, I'm taking these kids home now! Not now...but...RIGHT now!
Jamika
But Bebe isn't home yet..
Robin
No..she's home, I know she's home, and she's home getting her boot smoked right now..just like YOU could be. But no you had to sit here and watch these bad ass kids! If she didn't wanan watch him, she shouldn't of had em!
Jamika
She didn't have them by herself Robin!
Robin
What you saying Robin for? I ain't dey daddy!
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Critique of Bebe's Kids Comparison
Robin
I thought the Devil was through when they made Rosemary's Baby. But oh no! OH NO! Now we got Bebe's Kids.
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Threat of Violence in a Confrontation
Robin
If you don't tell me where your little brother is, I'm gonna beat the black off you, and you're gonna look lighter than ].
[[Michael Jackson]
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Excitement for Las Vegas Unleashed
Pee-Wee
Oh yea, let me up outta here baby! Vegas at last, now this is my kinda town! Four one for the poor one, six-eight running mates! Box cars don't stretch me out now! Las Vegas in effect ba-by!
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