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Reflections on Life's Difficulties
Astrid Deetz
Sometimes, I think life is harder.
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Volunteering for Responsibility and Action
Betelgeuse/"Beetlejuice
Spill your guts. Who wants to go first? Alright, I will. See? I'm willing to do the work.
[opens his shirt and his guts spill out like eels]
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The Power of a Name in Summoning
Lydia Deetz
If you say his name three times, he will appear.
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Longing for Belonging
Lydia Deetz
Home! Home! Home!
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Creating a Safe Space for Expression
Betelgeuse/"Beetlejuice
First of all, I want you two kids know, this is a safe space, okay? Feel free to express yourself. Don't be afraid. I sense an enabler here, but we'll get to that.
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Vow on a Deceased Mother's Soul
Betelgeuse/"Beetlejuice
I swear on my dead mother's soul.
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Beetlejuice Asserts His Importance Upstairs
Betelgeuse/"Beetlejuice
I'm needed upstairs. Bob, hold down the fort.
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Guarding Against Intruders
Betelgeuse/"Beetlejuice
Bob, you and the boys stand guard. Nobody gets through.
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Perspective on Life's Ironies and Relationships
Astrid Deetz
When you're all on your third kid and second divorce, we'll see who gets the last laugh.
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Challenges of Long-Distance Relationships with the Dead
Betelgeuse/"Beetlejuice
You know, Bob, long distance relationships can be difficult, especially when one of you is dead and the other is ignoring you for thirty years. But Lydia and I, we have definite psychic connection, and I'll tell you something, she definitely saw me that last time. I felt a little tingle.
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Nostalgia for Family Roots in a House
Astrid Deetz
My mom grew up here, that old house on the hill.
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A Strange Dream Experience
Betelgeuse/"Beetlejuice
I just had the weirdest dream.
[''Last lines'']
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Unfamiliar Encounter in Life and Afterlife
Betelgeuse/"Beetlejuice
I've never seen that chick before in my life or afterlife.
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Questioning Reality in Beetlejuice
Betelgeuse/"Beetlejuice
Really? Is this a figment of your ]?
[[imagination]
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A Warning Against Saying a Name
Lydia Deetz
Don't ever say that name!
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Facing Fears and Embracing the Unknown
Lydia Deetz
Confronting the unknown, conquering your fears, there's nothing harder.
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Nightmare Fuel in Beetlejuice's Perspective
Betelgeuse/"Beetlejuice
Really more nightmare material.
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Limits of Personal Preferences
Betelgeuse/"Beetlejuice
Hey, I'm into some freaky shit myself. But even I have my limitations.
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Desire for Distance from Others
Lydia Deetz
I want you out of my life!
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Ex-Wife's Return Announcement
Betelgeuse/"Beetlejuice
My ex-wife is back.
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A Reluctant Call for Help
Lydia Deetz
I can't believe I'm doing this. Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!
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Request for Privacy at a Special Occasion
Betelgeuse/"Beetlejuice
We'd like to thank you all for coming to this very special occasion, but right now, I would like a little privacy.
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Unwanted Return of a Troubling Presence
Lydia Deetz
When I was a teenager, a trickster demon terrorized my entire family and tried to force me to marry him, in order to come back to the real world for good. I believed he was gone forever, and then lately, I have been seeing him again. And now, he is actually back. And I don't know why, or how, or what to do.
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Admission of Guilt
Betelgeuse/"Beetlejuice
Guilty as charged.
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A Defiant Farewell from Beetlejuice
Betelgeuse/"Beetlejuice
I think it was ] that said..."Later, fucker!
[[w:Fyodor Dostoevsky|Dostoevsky]
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The Juice is Loose
Betelgeuse/"Beetlejuice
The juice is loose.
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Choosing Life Over the Past
Lydia Deetz
I want to thank you all ghosties out there for all your support over the years, but this is my last show. I've spent so much time talking to the dead, it's time I started living. I want to make memories with people I love, rather than be haunted by them later.
[''Ending her ghost talk show'']
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Questioning Trust in a Desperate Situation
Lydia Deetz
I need you to help me save my daughter. But how do I know that you're gonna keep your word?
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Exploring Coexistence of Living and Dead
Lydia Deetz
Come on in, if you dare. The living. The dead. Can they co-exist? That's what we're here to find out.
[first lines]
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Frustration in the Afterlife
Betelgeuse/"Beetlejuice
What the (bleep)?
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