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Best Laid Plans Quotes

"Keeping a relationship alive can be murder"

R 1999 · 1h 32m
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13 quotes
Chivalry and Friendship in Unexpected Conversations
Bad Ass Dude Boy, you got a funny idea about chivalry. When me and my lady go driving, she always rides up front with me.
Bad Ass Dude What, you never fucked a friend before?
Consequences of Choosing Who to Save
Nick We save her, we screw us, and vice versa. But think- who's worth saving here? Who's created this problem? Someone is gonna get hurt, Bryce. It's just a question of who.
Perspectives on Life and Relationships
Nick You know, not everything in the world revolves around fucking.
Bryce No, just most things.
The Dark Side of Relationships
Taglines Relationships can be murder.
A Request for Affection
Lissa You could at least kiss me when you do that.
[Nick is reaching for the stolen note, which Lissa has hidden in her private parts]
Consequences of Underage Relationships
Bryce She's sixteen. I mean, what 21-year-old carries around a fake ID saying she's 16? The girl downstairs is 16. Sixteen! I mean, it doesn't matter if she said no. It doesn't matter if she screamed yes, and had a notary public certify it; she's underage! It's statutory! If she presses charges, I will go to jail!
Nick So I guess a second date's out of the question, then, huh?
Facing Difficult Realities Together
Nick We're fucked.
Lissa You're telling me.
Tolerance for Mistakes
Lissa I've built up a certain tolerance for your fuck-ups.
[to Nick]
The Struggles of Relationships and Betrayal
Taglines Ever feel like the world is conspiring against you... You don't have to tell me where you've been... Everyone sucks, but us... keeping a relationship alive can be murder.
Unplanned Conversations About Leaving and Money
Nick I thought you were leaving.
Lissa I thought I was too. Then I realized I didn't have any money.
Nick Let's walk?
[chuckles]
Lissa Where?
Nick Anywhere. Away from here.
Unconditional Love and Its Complications
Nick I love you.
Lissa Why do you think I'm doing this?
Youth in a Dangerous Profession
Nick I thought you'd be an older guy.
Bad Ass Dude My profession don't promote career longevity. It's a young man's business.
Unintended Consequences of Desire
Bryce I only wanted to get laid, instead I'm getting fucked.