17 quotes
Censorship and Misunderstanding in Literature
Mr. Marcus
The books have been classified as obscene and will not be allowed through the border. Now, if I can just get you to sign here.
Frances
Little Red Riding Hood is obscene?
Mr. Marcus
Well, we, we thought it was something else.
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Embracing Omnisexuality: A Tornado Metaphor
Maggie
You're not bisexual, Carla — you're omnisexual! You're like that tornado in the Wizard of Oz, sweeping up everything in your path.
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Finding Pleasure in Chocolate After Forty
Lila
I read a study and after the age of forty a woman's chances of having sex are diminished by eighty percent. So, after fifty, God help you. And since I probably won't be having sex again, chocolate is the only pleasure left for me.
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The Challenges of Bisexual Identity
Carla
Ouch, it's the plight of the bisexual. Gay girls won't play with you.
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Home Improvement and Personal Freedom
Maggie
What are you doing?
Kim
Better homes and dildos!
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Discussion on Gender and Interests
Carla
Boys like toys too, you know.
Paul
This is for boys?
Carla
Um-hmmmmmm.
Paul
What is it?
Carla
A butt plug.
Carla
It's okay honey, I bleach it.
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Books and Borders: A Misunderstood Shipment
Carla
Customs held up another order of books at the border. They're claiming the books are pornographic… hello? Which they aren't. Well, maybe Butches in Chains is, but so what?
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Navigating the complexities of youth and change
Lila
What is going on with her these days?
[asking about Maggie]
Judy
You'd have to ask her that, Lila.
Lila
So, there is something going on?
Judy
Oh, well, she's nineteen. There's always something going on when you're nineteen.
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Conflict Between Belief and Identity
Religious Zealot
Jesus loves you!
Maggie
Thank you! Can you still read "Die, dyke, die!" or do you think I've finally gotten it all off?
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Identity and Self-Perception in Transition
Judy
I'm Jeremy.
Lila
You're a man?
Judy
No, no, no, no, no, not really. Not ever. I was born into a man's body but I've always been a woman and well, after the final surgery...
Lila
I think I need a little drink.
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Preferences in Love and Relationships
Paul
Are you sure you like boys?
Carla
Soft centers, hard centers. I like all the chocolates in the box.
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Embracing the Obscene as a Purpose
Frances
Of course it's obscene! That's the point!
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The Complexity of Unexpressed Emotions
Judy
Sometimes you have this bubbling up feeling, this certain sort of rage.
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Unexpected Exit in a Lighthearted Exchange
Tony
That's funny… Get out!
Kim
I am out.
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Supreme Court Ruling and Customs Debate
Frances
Seriously, Mr. Marcus, the Supreme Court has declared that anal sex is to gay male sex what Mozart is to classical music.
Mr. Marcus
Miss Turner, we are not here to discuss classical music. I myself am a huge Mozart fan, but…
Frances
Look, the fucking Supreme Court has declared this natural. It is not obscene.
Mr. Marcus
In case you haven't noticed this is not the Supreme Court. We're here in Customs and I have a job to do.
Frances
We're just following orders, are we? Asshole.
Mr. Marcus
From your perspective, that must be a compliment of Mozartian proportions.
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A Conversation About a Coffee Shop Experience
Tony
Can you believe she's never been in my coffee shop? Tell her how great it is.
[to Maggie]
Kim
Come on, I just got here. I haven't been anywhere.
Tony
Come on! Tell her how great it is, fuck!
Maggie
It's great. Fuck.
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A Surprise Reunion at the Festival
Bernice
Do we have a problem in here?
Frances
Bernice? Oh my god, I haven't seen you since the Women's Music Festival!
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