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Dispute Over House Ownership and Compromise
Foley
Oh, you mean the construction that's going on. Yes, I'm very embarrassed about that. What I'm trying to do, though, is just confine myself to the other five bedrooms. I'm used to compromising my lifestyle.
Taggart
Bullshit! You've stolen this house!
Foley
How the fuck can you steal a house? This...my uncle's house!
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Rap Music and Unexpected Confrontation
Foley
Hey...do you like rap music?
Man
(mumbles in agreement)
Foley
You like rap music? Well turn around real slow then. I'm from the Rap Coalition of America. Take that gun off and throw it over there. Throw the gun over there! If you like rap music so much, how come you ain't smiling?
Man
I'm smiling.
Foley
Smile real big. Now, let's do a rap together. Yo baby, yo baby, yo!
Man
Yo baby, yo baby, yo!
Foley
Say "owww!
Man
Owww!
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Determined Commitment and Skepticism in Law Enforcement
Foley
24 hours a day I will be in the car. I will sleep, eat, drink, shit. I will- No, I ain't gonna shit. You thought I was gonna really shit. I wouldn't- Wh-what would I look like shitting in the car? I ain't gonna shit. Don't worry about a thing, though. I am on the job. Don't worry about a thing. I'm on the job!
[laughs]
Inspector Todd
THAT'S what I'm afraid of!
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Questioning Awareness While Driving
Axel Foley
Are you driving with your eyes open? Or are you, like, using "the force"?
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Valet's Dilemma Over Parking Fees
Playboy Mansion Valet
Yo, what the fuck is up, man? Check this out. I get ten dollars for cars, I get twenty dollars for limos! What the hell is this?
[Axel has just pulled up a cement truck to the Playboy Mansion]
Foley
My truck. Here's $50. Put it next to a limo.
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Axel Foley Returns to Unfamiliar Territory
Taglines
Axel Foley's back...where he doesn't belong!
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Unexpected Expenses and Inquiries
Foley
Inspector T, how you doin'?
Inspector Todd
Where the fuck you been, Foley? And what the fuck is this?
Foley
It's a blue slip.
Inspector Todd
Wh-what in the hell do you need a thousand dollars for?
Foley
A little flash money.
Inspector Todd
Flash money. Well, let's see here - $2,000 for a suit, $200 for a tie, a requisition order for a Ferrari. I'm don't wanna see any more of these blue slips. When am I gonna see some arrest slips?
Foley
I know that you're getting upset. And I know that you have reason to be upset. But let me tell you something, chief. I am close, I am so close now. I'm closer than I've been, and it-it's makin me crazy. Cause I can smell it, it's in the air. And I smell it. It's... I sm- Do you smell it? Cause I smell it.
[sniffs]
Inspector Todd
All I smell is your bullshit. For six months, I been pourin money down a bottomless hole. Where the bad guys at the end of this rainbow?
Foley
Wait a second, look. I just thought, that if there was a problem-
Inspector Todd
Don't think, Axel! It makes my dick itch. The truth is, this department has fronted you a fortune. And my ass is on the line. I okayed all this shit!
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Chaos Unfolds After Solving the Alphabet Crimes
Chief Lutz
What the hell have you done here? Looks like a goddamn war zone. What in the hell have you done, Taggart? Tell me.
[Arriving with his assitant Biddle and Mayor Ted Egan]
Rosewood
We solved the Alphabet crimes.
Chief Lutz
You shut up! Who the hell is talking to you? I personally solved the Alphabet case up in a body bag over an hour ago. And you, I don't give a goddamn what agency you say you're working for, you're in jail, buddy.
[to Axel]
Rosewood
Chief, wait a...
Chief Lutz
SHUT UP! What the hell do you think you're doing, bringing a fire fight in the middle of my city? You're out of the cop business for good, forever!
Rosewood
Will you just listen a minute?
Chief Lutz
Shut up! You shut your mouth once and for all!
Rosewood
NO GODDAMN IT, YOU SHUT UP! This is what the Alphabet crimes are all about... guns!
Chief Lutz
Guns?
Rosewood
That guy sold them, and Dent bought em with stolen money from Adriano's and his own racetrack. He was on his way to Central America. And if you'd bothered to take your head out of your ass, YOU'D SEE WE SOLVED THE WHOLE GODDAMN THING!
[points to Nikos Thomopolis, who is being arrested; Simultaneously, another sgt. hands Mayor Egan Thomopolis' notebook and the mayor looks at it]
Chief Lutz
You watch yourself.
Mayor Egan
Just a minute. Lutz. Why didn't I know about this?
[Looks at the notes again]
Taggart
Because Chief Lutz doesn't have the guts to hear the truth from real cops. That's why we had to go undercover with Detective Foley to solve this case.
Chief Lutz
That cuts it, Taggart! You're fired!
Taggart
Yeah? Kiss my ass!
Chief Lutz
KISS MINE! You're fired too!
[Turns to Rosewood]
Mayor Egan
Lutz
Chief Lutz
Isn't that right?
Mayor Egan
I think I've just about had it with your abusive attitude.
Chief Lutz
I'm sorry, I get carried away, I'm sorry.
Mayor Egan
You're fired. Do you understand that?
Chief Lutz
Don't overreact, Ted. Please.
Mayor Egan
You're fired. I want you out of here now. Get out of here! FIRED!
Chief Lutz
You'll regret this, Ted.
Mayor Egan
I regret it. Now I've regretted it for the last two months.
[Turns to Biddle]
Harold Lutz
You'll regret this!
[Simultaneously]
Mayor Egan
You're fired too, You're out of here, get out of here.
[Simultaneously]
Biddle
Aw I didn't do anything. I didn't... I didn't do anything.
[Simultaneously]
Mayor Egan
Will you get out? Get out!
[Simultaneously]
Foley
Are they civilians now?
Mayor Egan
You bet.
Foley
I'm gonna kick your ass later!
Mayor Egan
Axel, thank you so much, really. I've gotta go to a charity meeting, food for the homeless for Beverly Hills. But Tomorrow...
Foley
Oh. Food for the Homeless Wait a second, I'd like to make a donation sir. Here's $200 in the name of Sidney Bernstein. That's my alias. I don't like a lot of publicity.
Mayor Egan
Thank you, Axel... I mean, Sidney Bernstein. Thank you, gentlemen very much.
Rosewood
Thank you, sir.
Mayor Egan
Thank you.
Foley
If you get your head out of your ass long enough"? "Kiss my ass"? You're getting more and more like me every day. Next thing you know, you're gonna have afros... Big dicks and all.
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Urgent Call to Action from Axel Foley
Axel Foley
Jesus Christ! Wake up! This is what we've always talked about! Look alive! You may never see it again! I don't wanna step on your tongues, excuse me.
[Upon entering the pool area on the Playboy mansion; Then to his crotch; to Billy and Taggert as he takes a large step]
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Johnny Wishbone Claims Psychic Abilities
Chief Lutz
Who the hell are you?
Foley
Uh, my name is Johnny Wish-Wishbone. Johnny Wishbone. And I am a psychic from the island of St. Croix. Yes, I am psychic from the island of St. Croix. And I read in the St. Croix Gazette that the Beverly Hills Police Department having some trouble figuring out crimes. So, what I did was come to Beverly Hills to help the police out. They tell me they don't want my help, they don't *need* my help, so I'm gonna go on my merry way. I'm a psychic! I am a psychic phenomenon. Watch this. I don't know who you are, but watch this. Ummm... Your name is, ummmm, Lutz! Right? Chief Lutz. That's your name. See? The name pop inside my head like that. And your name is, ummmmm, ummmmm...
Biddle
Biddle?
Foley
Biddle! Yes, see? I- You- Two more seconds I would have said it myself. I don't need no help from no one, because I'm Johnny Wishbone, psychic extraordinaire. And if you need me, just think "Johnny Wishbone" and I come running. Lutz and Biddle, it's like Kibbles n Bits, but different.
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Tension Unfolds in a Confrontational Encounter
Carlotta
What the fucking cock you tryin to get away with?
Foley
I'm checking you for a wire, man.
Carlotta
Get fuckin outta here.
Vinnie
Oh, hey, hey, hey!
Foley
Why can't I check ya?
Vinnie
Ho, ho, ho! Stop the bullshit. Stop the bullshit! Stop this bullshit. Cut the bullshit. Cut the bullshit right now. Cut the bullshit, man.
Foley
If he ain't a cop, if he ain't wired, why can't I- why can't I frisk him? Why can't- Why won't he let me frisk him, then? Then why can't I frisk him if he ain't got no wire on?
Vinnie
Look, I got 2000 blank American Express cards, right now. Gold. You got the money, you wanna do business or what?
Foley
I have the money and I do wanna do business, but with you. I ain't doing nothing in front of this dude, cause this dude is a cop. I know when I can smell a pig inside the room. I used to be a Muslim, man. And I know that's pork over here. And th... Yes, pork! It's definitely pork. I ain't doin shit around this dude, man. You wanna do business, you know where to find me. Fuck you, man. Allahu Akbar.
[sniffs]
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The Heat's Return in Beverly Hills Cop II
Taglines
The Heat's Back On!
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Unexpected Guests at a Social Gathering
Hugh Hefner
Are we having a problem?
Foley
Hef! Hugh Hefner! Axel Foley! l feel like I know you already cause l put your magazine up... Forget it. Here's some background on your guests. This is Thomopolis, he's into guns and drugs. And this is Max, and Max kills cops for a living!
Hugh Hefner
I don't know him or you. I think it's time all of you left.
Maxwell Dent
I happen to be a major contributor.
Hugh Hefner
We appreciate it. Goodbye.
Foley
He appreciates it, Max, but take your ass home. You outdone your welcome. But it's been real, it's been nice. Everybody, party's over! Max fucked it up for everybody, so let's just go home.
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Debate Over Firepower and Attire Choices
Taggart
Billy, what are you doing?
Rosewood
I've been wanting to wear this for a while, Sarge.
Taggart
What are you, nuts? Jesus Christ, Billy! We gotta talk! What the hell is this?
Rosewood
You can never have too much firepower.
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Unpaid Tickets Lead to Arrest Warrant
Sidney Bernstein
Oh, oh, oh. Come right in. Don't let the fact that my door's closed dissuade you in any way from entering my office.
Foley
Sir, we're with the Beverly Hills Police Department. Are you Mr. Sidney Bernstein?
Sidney Bernstein
Yes. Lucky guess.
Foley
Well, sir, you have 25 unpaid parking tickets, we have a warrant for your arrest.
Sidney Bernstein
25? What 25?
Foley
You have 25 unpaid parking tickets, sir.
Sidney Bernstein
I-I pay my tickets. I pay - I pay all my tickets.
Foley
Sir, do you own a Black Mercedes-Benz, License Plates number CRL-507?
Sidney Bernstein
507? That's my wife's car! That's not my car! That's my-
Foley
You have 25 unpaid parking tickets.
Sidney Bernstein
I mean, it's under my name, but it's my wife's car! No! No! No! BITCH!
[picks up phone; yells; puts phone down]
Foley
Your tickets have not been paid, that means you're liable. Can you cuff Mr. Bernstein, please?
[to Taggart & Rosewood]
Sidney Bernstein
Cuff me? There are people out there with chainsaws, you're cuffing me!
Foley
Well, sir, you have 25 unpaid parking tickets, and it's your car. So, we have to take you in.
Sidney Bernstein
Wait a second, I've got an idea. Is there something that I have in this office that I could hand to you, and that would make you kind of forget that you're holding those, uh, little pink tickets there?
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Discussing Firepower After a Shootout
Foley
Yo, man! What's that for?
Rosewood
After the shootout at the club, I figured I needed more firepower.
Foley
Yo man, we gotta talk, seriously. Who do you think you are, ]? Dirty Rosewood?
[[Clint Eastwood]
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