16 quotes
Anticipating Big Momma's Unexpected Return
Malcolm
You never know when Big Momma might show up again!
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Confusion in a Cab Encounter
Kevin
Uh, okay, this is, uh, Agent Keneally. Please advise, I just made BM in the back of a cab.
Liliana Morales
Uh, you did what in the back of the cab?
Kevin
Big Momma! I just made Big... I saw Big Momma in the back of a cab, and now I'm going to get VD... Visual data. I'm going... Never mind.
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Family Beach Expectations and Misunderstandings
Big Momma
This is a family beach, not Chip and Dales.
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A Reminder About Inner Beauty and Kindness
Big Momma
Girl, you got a mean streak in you, and God don't like ugly.
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Character Assessment of Malcolm's Perspective
Malcolm
Boy you are 2 kinds of crazy.
[to Andrew]
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Humorous Interaction About Security and Underwear
Oshima
I'm, uh, going to have to wand you.
Big Momma
Wand me? Well, wand on. Find what you're looking for? Tha-That's underwire.
[wand squeaking]
Oshima
Yeah.
Big Momma
Keeping these fun bags off the floor is a full-time job.
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Introduction of Big Momma's Character
Big Momma
I'm Hattie Mae Pierce, but you can call me Big Momma everybody calls me Big Momma.
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Struggles with challenging tasks and expectations
Stewart
What do you think I'm trying to do, get free HBO? This stuff's hard!
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Encouragement to Embrace Fun Activities
Big Momma
Go on and get your tilt on.
[after giving Poncho tequila]
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Big Momma Brings Joy to Poncho
Carrie Fuller
Look! Big Momma even made Poncho happy!
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Desiring More Than Just a Bigger Butt
Big Momma
What do we want, Mrs. Fuller?
Leah Fuller
Umm... more butt?
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Experience Shared Across Generations
Mall Old Man
Been there.
[to Malcolm as he's hiding from his wife in the mall]
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A Scene Inspired by Magazine Aesthetics
Molly
It's like out of a magazine.
[in response to Big Momma's breakfast]
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A Humorous Take on Intelligence
Big Momma
Boy, you must be stuck on stupid!
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Misunderstandings About Children's Activities
Leah Fuller
If you'd checked the schedule, you would've seen that Carrie had a violin lesson, and Andrew had tutoring.
Malcolm
Tutoring? He's only 2 years old.
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Unexpected Diaper Change in Office Setting
Big Momma
Ooh! We got a rusher! Oh, my goodness! Oh, this is the last time I feed this boy pickled pig's feet.
Fuller's Secretary, Lucy
You're going to change his diaper right here?
Big Momma
Uh, yes, but don't worry. I'll contain the seepage, okay? I just hope your hard drives are backed up.
Fuller's Secretary, Lucy
Mr. Fuller has a bathroom in his office.
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