Silent Night, Evil Night Tagline
Taglines:
Silent Night Evil Night
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Inevitability of Death
Taglines:
Everybody Dies
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A Christmas Family with Dark Intentions
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This Christmas, He'll Treat Them Like Family...
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A Christmas Threat Unleashed in Darkness
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On the 25th day, of the 12th month, one man will creep around your house... and leave... no one alive.
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Holiday Terror Approaches in Black Christmas
Taglines:
Terror Is Coming Home for the Holidays
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Holiday Horror Begins with a Slay Ride
Taglines:
This holiday season, the slay ride begins.
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Concern and Finality Amidst Chaos
Leigh Colvin:
Kelli? I thought they took you to get your X-rays?
Leigh Colvin:
You okay?
Leigh Colvin:
No!!!
Agnes Lenz:
Forever.
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Confrontation Between Heather and Ms. MacHenry
Heather Fitzgerald: [Ms. Mac grabs an old ice scraper.]
What are you doing? What is that thing?
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: [Ms. Mac gets out of the car. She starts scraping the ice off in the windshield]
Are you kidding me? Privileged bitch, Frigid Southern Princess!
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Tension Escalates Among the Characters
Ms. Barbara MacHenry:
What? What?
Kelli Presley: [puts back the phone, and uses her cellphone.]
Damn it!
Kelli Presley: [while dialing.; but the line is still busy.]
Shit, Shit, Come on, Come on, Come on, Come on. Fuck!
Ms. Barbara MacHenry:
What's going on?
Kelli Presley: [starts dialing again.; The line is responded, Kelli is panting]
911 is experiencing heavy caller traffic because of the storm. Hello? Hello? Yes, yes. A girl is... is dead... outside..... Yes!, Yes! I know her... Her name is... Eve Agnew and we're positive that she's been murdered.....
Ms. Barbara MacHenry:
He's home.
Melissa Kitt:
No. No, no, no, no, no, Ms. Mac. Billy is dead.
Kelli Presley:
...and three other girls are...---
Leigh Colvin:
Are missing. Missing.
Kelli Presley:
...are missing... 566 Oakdale, we're the second house on the... right... Alpha Kappa sorority... Kelli Presley... Wait!, how long until... What?!, No, no! We think he's still outside! Would you wait around that long after what l just told you?!...
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: [to Heather.]
Get your purse!
Kelli Presley: [The caller hangs up the phone.; She turns to everybody.]
...Please, isn't there anything that you--- Goddamn it! The storm. Pile-ups over 91. Reservists can't make it out because the streets are all ice. Trees have fallen, and they said they can maybe?... maybe be here in two hours.
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: [She and Heather walk to the front door.]
Well, we're all gonna be out of here in two minutes. Get your things.
Kelli Presley:
And what about Dana?
Heather Fitzgerald:
We'll just go over to the ADG house and get help.
Melissa Kitt:
No!, they-they've all gone home or-or skiing.
Kelli Presley:
Okay, okay, whose family lives the closest, just-just call them.
Melissa Kitt:
Lauren, her mom lives in Boston.
Ms. Barbara MacHenry:
Even if we could reach them on their cellphone, it would take four or five hours before they got here!
Melissa Kitt:
Oh shit, Lauren.
Ms. Barbara MacHenry:
Let's go.
Kelli Presley:
No! We stay together. We lock up the house, we got the fireplace poker, a ski pole or some shit, and for the next two hours, not let each other out of our sights.
Ms. Barbara MacHenry:
No, We are driving to the police station!
Kelli Presley:
In this weather?!
Ms. Barbara MacHenry:
Even if they can't do anything, at least we will all be safe there!
Kelli Presley:
Yeah, and we're not all here! If we were, then I would go.
Leigh Colvin:
That's right. Unless I see otherwise, I'm believing that Clair is alive, and when she comes back, it is not gonna be to an empty house.
Kelli Presley:
We are safer sticking together.
Heather Fitzgerald: [calling Melissa.]
All right, then get your coats! Mel, come on, we're leaving! Let's go!
Melissa Kitt:
I'm not leaving Lauren, you bitch!
Kelli Presley:
We're sisters. So act like it.
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: [puts on her hat; she turns to Heather]
We'll get the police here as soon as we can. Let's go.
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Searching for Dana Amidst Chaos
Melissa Kitt:
Dana where are you?!
Leigh Colvin:
She went around back to the fusebox!
Heather Fitzgerald:
Eve's car!, She never left!
Leigh Colvin: [Leigh follows Heather.]
Heather, we have to find Dana first!, Shit!
Kelli:
Dana! The fusebox is under the house! Dana!
Melissa:
Kelli!
Melissa:
Oh my God.
Melissa Kitt:
Augh, I can't open it!
Kelli Presley:
Come on!
Heather Fitzgerald:
What she doing? Sleeping in her car? It's like zero degrees out.
Melissa Kitt:
HOLY FUCK!
Kelli Presley:
He's out here.
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Power Struggle in Cold Conditions
Dana Mathis:
Oh shit. The main breaker is underneath the house.
Dana Mathis: [turns to Leigh.]
What? I'm not the totally helpless daddy's girl these bitches make me out to be.
Leigh Colvin:
Okay, then go outside and turn the power on.
Dana Mathis:
Are you high? I'm not going outside, it's freezing!
Leigh Colvin:
It'll take two seconds, you know where the power is, I'll keep looking for Clair
Dana Mathis:
Ugh, fine.
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Family Secrets and Holiday Tensions
Ms. Barbara MacHenry:
Clair's name is "Crosby". This says "Colvin".
Leigh Colvin: [hands back her wallet]
The divorce will be final in March. What else do you need? Look, l can't tell you any secrets about my sister, because I don't really know her. I-I-I can't tell you anything about this place, because I really fuckin hated it here. Um...
Leigh Colvin: [points at Billy's present]
I see Billy still gets a Christmas present.
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Legacy and Memories in Uncertain Times
Ms. Barbara MacHenry:
You're a legacy? What year?
Leigh Colvin:
Ninety-three... Ninety four... I don't know, I started late, I quit early...
Ms. Barbara MacHenry:
Nineteen-ninety three is the year I became housemother here; I don't remember you.
Leigh Colvin:
I mean, this was supposed to be such a big fucking weekend, excuse my language, but I drove all the way up here in this shitty, shitty weather, after blowing off a weekend with a cardiologist and---
Dana Mathis: [interrupts Leigh.]
I love your coat.
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Sisters Search for Missing Family Member
Ms. Barbara MacHenry:
Can we help you?
Leigh Colvin:
She was supposed to call.
Leigh Colvin:
I'm Clair's sister. Where is she?
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Debate Over Christmas Gifts and Traditions
Heather Fitzgerald:
Mrs. Mac why don't you open the present we got you?
Ms. Barbara MacHenry:
Because we have to open Billy's present first. It's a 15-year old Alpha Kappa Tradition.
Heather Fitzgerald: [everyone turns to her]
Okay, I... I drew that name. But can I say, I'm sorry, I'm just? I'm really not okay with this, I mean buying a Christmas present for a serial killer?
Melissa Kitt: [Kelli gives the juice to Melissa.; turns to Kelli]
No, you see serial killers murder repeatedly for sexual thrill. Billy Lenz was a spree killer. Dude just fucking lost it. Thank you.
Heather Fitzgerald:
Oh, whatever, Melissa, okay? I'm just offended by a pagan sacrifice, to ward off evil spirits on Christmas.
Ms. Barbara MacHenry:
Heather, we're just having a little bit of fun.
Lauren Hanon:
Christmas is more about warding off evil spirits than Halloween. What Christmas shit in this room resembles anything Christian, Huh? It's all neo-pagan magic. Christmas tree, a magical rite ensuring the return of the crops. The mistletoe is nothing but a conception charm. Fifth century Christians jacked a Roman winter festival, 12 days in December where the nights were long and the Earth was roamed by the demons of chaos. And fucking Santa Claus, This fat voyeur that watches you all year long, to make sure you live up to his standards of decency before breaking into your house? And that is different from what Billy did how?
Ms. Barbara MacHenry:
Billy didn't break in..., Billy lived here.
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Missing Present Delays Secret Santa Celebration
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: [sighs; turns to each of the girls.]
Billy, Billy, Billy..., Girls I can't find Billy's present under the tree here. Come on, girls, we can't start the Secret Santa without Billy's present. Hello? Who drew Billy's name?
Melissa Kitt:
Um, Ms. Mac, it's a Secret Santa.
Dana Mathis: [while painting her nails]
Can't we just get on with this thing, so I can party for a few days before having to deal with the family on Christmas.
Melissa Kitt:
Have you looked outside? It's raining hail the size of Yao's ball sack.
Dana Mathis:
It'll stop. The party gods won't allow me to be here by myself over Christmas break.
Kelli Presley: [while wrapping the gift]
Oh, I'll be here, Dana.
Dana Mathis:
Yeah, they're making me work next week.
Melissa Kitt:
That sucks everyone should be home for Christmas.
Ms. Barbara MacHenry:
All right, all right, Who's not here?
Kelli Presley:
Um, like everybody.
Ms. Barbara MacHenry:
Chelsea?
Kelli Presley:
She went home this morning.
Ms. Barbara MacHenry:
Greer?
Melissa Kitt:
No, that was her on the phone. She and Erin and Taylor are off on that cozy little ski trip with the boys from G.A.D. Next door.
Ms. Barbara MacHenry:
Didn't I see Clair earlier?
Kelli Presley:
Isn't she upstairs writing a card to her sister?
Melissa Kitt:
No, I think her sister picked her up earlier. Remember, this is the occasion for Clair and her sister and her mom to... bury the hatchet and rediscover each other.
Dana Mathis: [while dialing her phone]
Oh, I'd like to bury the hatchet with my sister... right in her head.
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