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Missing Present Delays Secret Santa Celebration
Ms. Barbara MacHenry
Billy, Billy, Billy..., Girls I can't find Billy's present under the tree here. Come on, girls, we can't start the Secret Santa without Billy's present. Hello? Who drew Billy's name?
[sighs; turns to each of the girls.]
Melissa Kitt
Um, Ms. Mac, it's a Secret Santa.
Dana Mathis
Can't we just get on with this thing, so I can party for a few days before having to deal with the family on Christmas.
[while painting her nails]
Melissa Kitt
Have you looked outside? It's raining hail the size of Yao's ball sack.
Dana Mathis
It'll stop. The party gods won't allow me to be here by myself over Christmas break.
Kelli Presley
Oh, I'll be here, Dana.
[while wrapping the gift]
Dana Mathis
Yeah, they're making me work next week.
Melissa Kitt
That sucks everyone should be home for Christmas.
Ms. Barbara MacHenry
All right, all right, Who's not here?
Kelli Presley
Um, like everybody.
Ms. Barbara MacHenry
Chelsea?
Kelli Presley
She went home this morning.
Ms. Barbara MacHenry
Greer?
Melissa Kitt
No, that was her on the phone. She and Erin and Taylor are off on that cozy little ski trip with the boys from G.A.D. Next door.
Ms. Barbara MacHenry
Didn't I see Clair earlier?
Kelli Presley
Isn't she upstairs writing a card to her sister?
Melissa Kitt
No, I think her sister picked her up earlier. Remember, this is the occasion for Clair and her sister and her mom to... bury the hatchet and rediscover each other.
Dana Mathis
Oh, I'd like to bury the hatchet with my sister... right in her head.
[while dialing her phone]
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A Christmas Threat Unleashed in Darkness
Taglines
On the 25th day, of the 12th month, one man will creep around your house... and leave... no one alive.
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Power Struggle in Cold Conditions
Dana Mathis
Oh shit. The main breaker is underneath the house.
Dana Mathis
What? I'm not the totally helpless daddy's girl these bitches make me out to be.
[turns to Leigh.]
Leigh Colvin
Okay, then go outside and turn the power on.
Dana Mathis
Are you high? I'm not going outside, it's freezing!
Leigh Colvin
It'll take two seconds, you know where the power is, I'll keep looking for Clair
Dana Mathis
Ugh, fine.
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Silent Night, Evil Night Tagline
Taglines
Silent Night Evil Night
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Searching for Dana Amidst Chaos
Melissa Kitt
Dana where are you?!
Leigh Colvin
She went around back to the fusebox!
Heather Fitzgerald
Eve's car!, She never left!
Leigh Colvin
Heather, we have to find Dana first!, Shit!
[Leigh follows Heather.]
Kelli
Dana! The fusebox is under the house! Dana!
Melissa
Kelli!
Melissa
Oh my God.
Melissa Kitt
Augh, I can't open it!
Kelli Presley
Come on!
Heather Fitzgerald
What she doing? Sleeping in her car? It's like zero degrees out.
Melissa Kitt
HOLY FUCK!
Kelli Presley
He's out here.
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A Christmas Family with Dark Intentions
Taglines
This Christmas, He'll Treat Them Like Family...
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Concern and Finality Amidst Chaos
Leigh Colvin
Kelli? I thought they took you to get your X-rays?
Leigh Colvin
You okay?
Leigh Colvin
No!!!
Agnes Lenz
Forever.
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Sisters Search for Missing Family Member
Ms. Barbara MacHenry
Can we help you?
Leigh Colvin
She was supposed to call.
Leigh Colvin
I'm Clair's sister. Where is she?
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Confrontation Between Heather and Ms. MacHenry
Heather Fitzgerald
What are you doing? What is that thing?
[Ms. Mac grabs an old ice scraper.]
Ms. Barbara MacHenry
Are you kidding me? Privileged bitch, Frigid Southern Princess!
[Ms. Mac gets out of the car. She starts scraping the ice off in the windshield]
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Family Secrets and Holiday Tensions
Ms. Barbara MacHenry
Clair's name is "Crosby". This says "Colvin".
Leigh Colvin
The divorce will be final in March. What else do you need? Look, l can't tell you any secrets about my sister, because I don't really know her. I-I-I can't tell you anything about this place, because I really fuckin hated it here. Um...
[hands back her wallet]
Leigh Colvin
I see Billy still gets a Christmas present.
[points at Billy's present]
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Debate Over Christmas Gifts and Traditions
Heather Fitzgerald
Mrs. Mac why don't you open the present we got you?
Ms. Barbara MacHenry
Because we have to open Billy's present first. It's a 15-year old Alpha Kappa Tradition.
Heather Fitzgerald
Okay, I... I drew that name. But can I say, I'm sorry, I'm just? I'm really not okay with this, I mean buying a Christmas present for a serial killer?
[everyone turns to her]
Melissa Kitt
No, you see serial killers murder repeatedly for sexual thrill. Billy Lenz was a spree killer. Dude just fucking lost it. Thank you.
[Kelli gives the juice to Melissa.; turns to Kelli]
Heather Fitzgerald
Oh, whatever, Melissa, okay? I'm just offended by a pagan sacrifice, to ward off evil spirits on Christmas.
Ms. Barbara MacHenry
Heather, we're just having a little bit of fun.
Lauren Hanon
Christmas is more about warding off evil spirits than Halloween. What Christmas shit in this room resembles anything Christian, Huh? It's all neo-pagan magic. Christmas tree, a magical rite ensuring the return of the crops. The mistletoe is nothing but a conception charm. Fifth century Christians jacked a Roman winter festival, 12 days in December where the nights were long and the Earth was roamed by the demons of chaos. And fucking Santa Claus, This fat voyeur that watches you all year long, to make sure you live up to his standards of decency before breaking into your house? And that is different from what Billy did how?
Ms. Barbara MacHenry
Billy didn't break in..., Billy lived here.
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Legacy and Memories in Uncertain Times
Ms. Barbara MacHenry
You're a legacy? What year?
Leigh Colvin
Ninety-three... Ninety four... I don't know, I started late, I quit early...
Ms. Barbara MacHenry
Nineteen-ninety three is the year I became housemother here; I don't remember you.
Leigh Colvin
I mean, this was supposed to be such a big fucking weekend, excuse my language, but I drove all the way up here in this shitty, shitty weather, after blowing off a weekend with a cardiologist and---
Dana Mathis
I love your coat.
[interrupts Leigh.]
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Inevitability of Death
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Everybody Dies
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Tension Escalates Among the Characters
Ms. Barbara MacHenry
What? What?
Kelli Presley
Damn it!
[puts back the phone, and uses her cellphone.]
Kelli Presley
Shit, Shit, Come on, Come on, Come on, Come on. Fuck!
[while dialing.; but the line is still busy.]
Ms. Barbara MacHenry
What's going on?
Kelli Presley
911 is experiencing heavy caller traffic because of the storm. Hello? Hello? Yes, yes. A girl is... is dead... outside..... Yes!, Yes! I know her... Her name is... Eve Agnew and we're positive that she's been murdered.....
[starts dialing again.; The line is responded, Kelli is panting]
Ms. Barbara MacHenry
He's home.
Melissa Kitt
No. No, no, no, no, no, Ms. Mac. Billy is dead.
Kelli Presley
...and three other girls are...---
Leigh Colvin
Are missing. Missing.
Kelli Presley
...are missing... 566 Oakdale, we're the second house on the... right... Alpha Kappa sorority... Kelli Presley... Wait!, how long until... What?!, No, no! We think he's still outside! Would you wait around that long after what l just told you?!...
Ms. Barbara MacHenry
Get your purse!
[to Heather.]
Kelli Presley
...Please, isn't there anything that you--- Goddamn it! The storm. Pile-ups over 91. Reservists can't make it out because the streets are all ice. Trees have fallen, and they said they can maybe?... maybe be here in two hours.
[The caller hangs up the phone.; She turns to everybody.]
Ms. Barbara MacHenry
Well, we're all gonna be out of here in two minutes. Get your things.
[She and Heather walk to the front door.]
Kelli Presley
And what about Dana?
Heather Fitzgerald
We'll just go over to the ADG house and get help.
Melissa Kitt
No!, they-they've all gone home or-or skiing.
Kelli Presley
Okay, okay, whose family lives the closest, just-just call them.
Melissa Kitt
Lauren, her mom lives in Boston.
Ms. Barbara MacHenry
Even if we could reach them on their cellphone, it would take four or five hours before they got here!
Melissa Kitt
Oh shit, Lauren.
Ms. Barbara MacHenry
Let's go.
Kelli Presley
No! We stay together. We lock up the house, we got the fireplace poker, a ski pole or some shit, and for the next two hours, not let each other out of our sights.
Ms. Barbara MacHenry
No, We are driving to the police station!
Kelli Presley
In this weather?!
Ms. Barbara MacHenry
Even if they can't do anything, at least we will all be safe there!
Kelli Presley
Yeah, and we're not all here! If we were, then I would go.
Leigh Colvin
That's right. Unless I see otherwise, I'm believing that Clair is alive, and when she comes back, it is not gonna be to an empty house.
Kelli Presley
We are safer sticking together.
Heather Fitzgerald
All right, then get your coats! Mel, come on, we're leaving! Let's go!
[calling Melissa.]
Melissa Kitt
I'm not leaving Lauren, you bitch!
Kelli Presley
We're sisters. So act like it.
Ms. Barbara MacHenry
We'll get the police here as soon as we can. Let's go.
[puts on her hat; she turns to Heather]
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Holiday Horror Begins with a Slay Ride
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This holiday season, the slay ride begins.
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Holiday Terror Approaches in Black Christmas
Taglines
Terror Is Coming Home for the Holidays
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