Miscommunication Amidst Physical Limitations
Minelli:
Where is the Blankman?
Stone:
Hey, Einstein, in case you haven't noticed, this ain't a boil on my butt. I'm paralyzed from the waist down, I can't feel a damn thing.
Stone:
I felt that.
Stone:
Are you through?
Minelli:
I like this guy!
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Navigating Responsibility and Personal Growth
Darryl:
Kevin, this is my calling. I have to make the word a safer place for my children.
Kevin:
Your children? You've got to be with a woman first! You've got to knock some boots man! You a virgin!
Darryl:
No, I'm a gentleman.
Kevin:
Okay, this is obviously something that... that you've gotta do in order to work through Grandma's death. Now, that's what you've got to do. And we're gonna do this together, but we're gonna do it my way.
Darryl:
Okay, Karate-Man!
Kevin:
What?
Darryl:
That's your crime fighter name.
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Unexpected Discovery in a Tense Situation
Blankman:
Did you find the bomb?
Other Guy:
Yeah, but not the one we're looking for.
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Encouragement to Join the Fun
Other Guy/Kevin Walker:
Bring yo goofy ass on!
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Impending Explosion and Urgency to Act
Other Guy/Kevin Walker:
It's gonna blow! It's gonna blow, we can't find the bomb!
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Uncertainty about future plans
Other Guy/Kevin Walker: [when Minelli ask who he is called]
Well, I don't really have one yet.
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Value of Creativity Over Money
Blankman/Darryl Walker:
Who needs money when you've got neat stuff like this?
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Determined to Meet the Commissioner
Blankman/Darryl Walker:
I'm not leaving here, gosh-darn it, until I see the commissioner!
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Humorous Self-Deprecation in Blankman
Blankman/Darryl Walker:
Then slap me around and call me Susan.
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