A Dream Date Without Nightmares
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A date with her is every man's dream come true. And with dreams like her - who needs nightmares?
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The Consequences of a Blind Date
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Do you recognize me? I used to be a respectable citizen. I had a good job and a promising future. I made only one mistake - I went on a blind date. ...Anyone got $10,000 for bail?
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Late Arrival and Legal Clarification
Judge Harold Bedford:
I heard you were represented by counsel.
Lawyer:
Sorry I'm late
Judge Bedford:
Uh Mr. Davis would you mind explaining this?
Lawyer:
I would not mind explaining this For Mr. Davis Your honor.
Judge Bedford:
I was speaking to Mr. Davis.
Walter:
Please don't let this man help me.
Judge Bedford: [accidentally breaks his Gavel which ends up in the stenographer's space]
Order in the court.
Stenographer:
Uh?
Judge Bedford:
Mr. Davis one more outburst and I'll hold you in contempt.
Stenographer:
I'm alright.
Judge Bedford:
Stop!
Judge Bedford: [clears the courtroom]
Twenty minute recess
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Future Tense and Family References
David Bedford:
I swear on my mother's grave.
Judge Harold Bedford:
Your mother is playing the back 9 at Bellaire.
David Bedford:
I was speaking in the future tense.
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Unconventional Terms of Intimacy
Nadia Gates: [about David's marriage proposal]
I don't like you. I certainly do not love you. Do we have to have sex?
David Bedford:
Oh yes...
Nadia Gates:
Okay but no kissing.
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A Command to Dance Amidst Doubt
David Bedford:
Walter, I am not worth it...
Walter Davis:
SHUT UP! DANCE!
David Bedford:
What?
Walter Davis:
I SAID DANCE, SCUMBAG!
Walter Davis:
MOONWALK!
Walter Davis:
I HATE THAT SHIT!
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A Glorious Evening Interrupted by Departure
Nadia Gates:
Walter if you will just drop me off at a hotel...
Walter Davis: [cuts off Nadia]
What? and bring an end to this glorious evening?
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A Darkly Humorous Exchange on Termination
Harry Gruen:
Do I have to say the words, Walter?
Walter Davis:
I am fired?
Harry Gruen:
I only wish this was the army. So that I could have you shot... Twice!
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Cultural Insights at a Business Dinner
Nadia Gates: [inspects painting]
Oh! This looks Japanese. "Master and Concubines"?
Walter Davis:
It's Yakamoto!
Nadia Gates:
What is?
Walter Davis:
No, no, the reason for this big business dinner tonight is this Japanese industrialist new client of ours. He's old world Japanese and he's got a wife that's more like a slave and he keeps concubines!
Nadia Gates:
You gotta be kidding me.
Walter Davis:
No, no, his wife knows all about it. It's "traditional" or something.
Nadia Gates: [chuckles]
Tell me something, Walter: Are you into those kind of "traditions"?
Walter Davis:
No, I'm actually a one-concubine kind of guy.
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Struggling with Alcohol's Impact on Mental Health
Nadia Gates:
I just have this chemical imbalance almost like an allergy to alcohol. It just makes me crazy!
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