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A Glorious Evening Interrupted by Departure
Nadia Gates
Walter if you will just drop me off at a hotel...
Walter Davis
What? and bring an end to this glorious evening?
[cuts off Nadia]
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A Dream Date Without Nightmares
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A date with her is every man's dream come true. And with dreams like her - who needs nightmares?
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A Darkly Humorous Exchange on Termination
Harry Gruen
Do I have to say the words, Walter?
Walter Davis
I am fired?
Harry Gruen
I only wish this was the army. So that I could have you shot... Twice!
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Late Arrival and Legal Clarification
Judge Harold Bedford
I heard you were represented by counsel.
Lawyer
Sorry I'm late
Judge Bedford
Uh Mr. Davis would you mind explaining this?
Lawyer
I would not mind explaining this For Mr. Davis Your honor.
Judge Bedford
I was speaking to Mr. Davis.
Walter
Please don't let this man help me.
Judge Bedford
Order in the court.
[accidentally breaks his Gavel which ends up in the stenographer's space]
Stenographer
Uh?
Judge Bedford
Mr. Davis one more outburst and I'll hold you in contempt.
Stenographer
I'm alright.
Judge Bedford
Stop!
Judge Bedford
Twenty minute recess
[clears the courtroom]
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A Command to Dance Amidst Doubt
David Bedford
Walter, I am not worth it...
Walter Davis
SHUT UP! DANCE!
David Bedford
What?
Walter Davis
I SAID DANCE, SCUMBAG!
Walter Davis
MOONWALK!
Walter Davis
I HATE THAT SHIT!
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Struggling with Alcohol's Impact on Mental Health
Nadia Gates
I just have this chemical imbalance almost like an allergy to alcohol. It just makes me crazy!
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Unconventional Terms of Intimacy
Nadia Gates
I don't like you. I certainly do not love you. Do we have to have sex?
[about David's marriage proposal]
David Bedford
Oh yes...
Nadia Gates
Okay but no kissing.
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The Consequences of a Blind Date
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Do you recognize me? I used to be a respectable citizen. I had a good job and a promising future. I made only one mistake - I went on a blind date. ...Anyone got $10,000 for bail?
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Future Tense and Family References
David Bedford
I swear on my mother's grave.
Judge Harold Bedford
Your mother is playing the back 9 at Bellaire.
David Bedford
I was speaking in the future tense.
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Cultural Insights at a Business Dinner
Nadia Gates
Oh! This looks Japanese. "Master and Concubines"?
[inspects painting]
Walter Davis
It's Yakamoto!
Nadia Gates
What is?
Walter Davis
No, no, the reason for this big business dinner tonight is this Japanese industrialist new client of ours. He's old world Japanese and he's got a wife that's more like a slave and he keeps concubines!
Nadia Gates
You gotta be kidding me.
Walter Davis
No, no, his wife knows all about it. It's "traditional" or something.
Nadia Gates
Tell me something, Walter: Are you into those kind of "traditions"?
[chuckles]
Walter Davis
No, I'm actually a one-concubine kind of guy.
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