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Discussion on Smoking and Respectful Terms
Stan
Do you think your wife would mind if I smoked my pipe?
Oliver
Of course not. What's all right with me is okay with her.
Stan
I know, but a lot of dames are particular.
Oliver
Well yes, but... What do you mean calling my wife a dame?
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Confrontation Between Friends Over Insults
Oliver
Who do you think you're talking to?
Finn
I'm talking to you! You big, overstuffed pollywog!
Oliver
You smile when you call me that.
Finn
Apologize? Ha! For what?
Oliver
For calling me an overstuffed pollywog! No man living can call me an overstuffed pollywog and get away with it!
James
All right, all right. You're NOT an overstuffed polliwog.
Oliver
Well, that's better.
Finn
You're an inflated blimp!
Oliver
That's different!
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Definition of a knick-knack
Stan
What's a knick-knack?
Oliver
Oh a knick-knack is a thing that sits on top of a whatnot.
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Reflecting on Personal Growth and Change
Stan
You remember how dumb I used to be?
Oliver
Yeah?
Stan
Well, I'm better now.
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Recognition Through the Newspaper
Stan
How'd you know I was here?
Oliver
I saw your picture in the paper!
Stan
Did you?
Oliver
Yeah!
Stan
How'd I look?
Oliver
Well, you haven't changed a bit!
Stan
Huh! Neither've you, too. You know, if I hadn't of seen ya, I never would've known ya.
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A Conversation About Hidden Abilities
Oliver
Why didn't you tell me you had two legs?
Stan
Well, you didn't ask me! I've always had em...
Oliver
You're better now...
[sarcastically]
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A Reunion After Many Years
Oliver
Lulu, I haven't seen you in ages. You remember Stan, don't you?
Lulu
How could I ever forget him.
Oliver
I just met him today. You know, I haven't seen him in 20 years.
Stan
No, you see, everybody thought I was dead. Didn't they?
Oliver
Umm-hmm.
Lulu
How did you find out you weren't?
Stan
Well, I figured that - well, I saw my picture in the paper.
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