Confrontation Between Friends Over Insults
Oliver:
Who do you think you're talking to?
Finn:
I'm talking to you! You big, overstuffed pollywog!
Oliver:
You smile when you call me that.
Finn:
Apologize? Ha! For what?
Oliver:
For calling me an overstuffed pollywog! No man living can call me an overstuffed pollywog and get away with it!
James:
All right, all right. You're NOT an overstuffed polliwog.
Oliver:
Well, that's better.
Finn:
You're an inflated blimp!
Oliver:
That's different!
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A Conversation About Hidden Abilities
Oliver:
Why didn't you tell me you had two legs?
Stan:
Well, you didn't ask me! I've always had em...
Oliver: [sarcastically]
You're better now...
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Discussion on Smoking and Respectful Terms
Stan:
Do you think your wife would mind if I smoked my pipe?
Oliver:
Of course not. What's all right with me is okay with her.
Stan:
I know, but a lot of dames are particular.
Oliver:
Well yes, but... What do you mean calling my wife a dame?
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Reflecting on Personal Growth and Change
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Definition of a knick-knack
Stan:
What's a knick-knack?
Oliver:
Oh a knick-knack is a thing that sits on top of a whatnot.
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A Reunion After Many Years
Oliver:
Lulu, I haven't seen you in ages. You remember Stan, don't you?
Lulu:
How could I ever forget him.
Oliver:
I just met him today. You know, I haven't seen him in 20 years.
Stan:
No, you see, everybody thought I was dead. Didn't they?
Oliver:
Umm-hmm.
Lulu:
How did you find out you weren't?
Stan:
Well, I figured that - well, I saw my picture in the paper.
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Recognition Through the Newspaper
Stan:
How'd you know I was here?
Oliver:
I saw your picture in the paper!
Stan:
Did you?
Oliver:
Yeah!
Stan:
How'd I look?
Oliver:
Well, you haven't changed a bit!
Stan:
Huh! Neither've you, too. You know, if I hadn't of seen ya, I never would've known ya.
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