Blue Velvet Quotes

Paul You ever been to pussy heaven?

Jeffrey Uh, no.

Frank What did he say?

Paul He said, "Uh, no.

Frank Booth Shut up! It's daddy, fuckhead. Where's my bourbon?

Frank Booth Fuck you, you fucking fuck! Fuck you, you fuck!

Frank Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. Mommy.

Dorothy Mommy loves you.

Frank Baby wants to fuck! Get ready to fuck. You fucker's fucker. You fucker. Don't you fuckin look at me!...Baby wants blue velvet...Don't fuckin look at me. Don't fuckin look at me. Don't you look at me. Daddy's coming. Daddy's coming home. Don't you fuckin look at me. Daddy's coming home...Don't you fuckin look at me! Now it's dark. Stay alive baby. Do it for Van Gogh.

Frank Booth Don't be a good neighbor to her. I'll send you a love letter straight from my heart, fucker. Do you know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a fuckin gun, fucker. If you receive a love letter from me, you are fucked forever. Do you understand, fuck? I'll send ya straight to Fuck, fucker!

Raymond He's a pussy, Frank!

Frank Yeah, but he's our pussy. Ain't that right, tits?

Frank Booth All right. Let's hit the fuckin road, we're givin our neighbor a joy ride. Let's get on with it. Bye, Ben. Anyone, uh, want to go on a joy ride with us. How about you? Huh? Hey, no smile for Frank? No? OK. Fuck it. Let's go. Now it's dark. Let's FUCK! I'll fuck anything that moves!

Detective Williams Well now Jeffrey, you found something which is very interesting to us. Very interesting. I know you must be curious to know more. But I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you now not only not to tell anyone about your find but also not to ask more about the case. One day, when it's all sewed up, I'll let you know all the details. Right now, though, I can't.

Jeffrey I understand. I'm just real curious like you said.

Detective Williams I was the same way myself when I was your age. I guess that's what got me into this business.

Jeffrey It must be great.

Detective Williams It's horrible too.

Ben To your health.

Frank Ah, shit, let's drink to something else. Let's drink to fucking. Yeah, say, "Here's to your fuck, Frank.

Ben If you like, Frank. Here's to your fuck.

Frank Suave, man. You're so fuckin suave.

Jeffrey Here's to Ben.

Frank Be polite!

Jeffrey Here's to Ben.

Ben Thank you for the toast. That was a very nice neighbor. Did he hurt your little face? That feel better?

Frank Where's the glasses? That beer's gonna get warm. One thing I can't fuckin stand is warm beer. It makes me fuckin puke!

Ben Darling? Where's the glasses? Here, Frank. Here are the glasses. Here are the glasses.

Frank Raymond, where's the fuckin beer man?

Raymond It's right here Frank. You want me to pour it?

Frank No, I want you to fuck it. Shit yes. Pour the fuckin beer.

Sandy I don't know if you're a detective or a pervert.

Jeffrey Well, that's for me to know and you to find out.

Sandy Well, aren't you going to tell me about it?

Jeffrey OK. It's a strange world, Sandy. Dorothy Vallens is married to a man named Don. They have a son. I think the son and the husband have been kidnapped by a man named Frank. Frank has done this to force Dorothy to do things for him. I think she wants to die. I think Frank cut the ear I found off her husband as a warning for him to stay alive. Frank, is, uh, a very dangerous man.

Sandy My god. Shouldn't you tell my father?

Jeffrey No. I can't do that. I can't prove any of this. I found out my information illegally. You could get into a lot of trouble.

Sandy You saw a lot in one night. It's a strange world.

Jeffrey Why are there people like Frank? Why is there so much trouble in this world?

Sandy I don't know. I had a dream. In fact, it was the night I met you. In the dream, there was our world and the world was dark because there weren't any robins, and the robins represented love. And for the longest time, there was just this darkness. And all of a sudden, thousands of robins were set free, and they flew down and brought this Blinding Light of Love. And it seemed like that love would be the only thing that would make any difference. And it did. So I guess it means there is trouble til the robins come.

Jeffrey You're a neat girl.

Sandy So are you. I mean, you're a neat guy.

Frank Booth ]!? Fuck that shit! ]!!