19 quotes
Tutar's Praise for Her Father's Intelligence
Tutar Sagdiyev
My daddy is the smartest person in the whole flat world!
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Controversial Statement on Violence and Access
Borat Sagdiyev
Since I did not have money to buy a gun I went to the nearest synagogue to wait for the next mass shooting.
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Borat Returns with Unexpected Company
Taglines
He's back, and he's not alone.
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Borat Seeks Unconventional Fashion Advice
Borat
I need dress with real sexy peels.
[at a dress shop]
Michelle
Okay.
Borat
Where is the "no means yes" section?
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Borat Celebrates Journalistic Achievement and Challenges Patriarchy
Borat
Best of all, I am reinstate as number four journalist in all of Kazakhstan. Who number three?
Tutar Sagdiyev
Tutar Sagdiyev.
[enters]
Borat
Why not? May the patriarchy go to hell!
Tutar Sagdiyev
Nice.
Borat
No, niiiice.
Tutar Sagdiyev
Don't ] to me.
[[w:Mansplaining|mansplain]
Borat
Feminist.
[shrugs]
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A Father's Love Beyond Measure
Tutar Sagdiyev
Do you love me as much as your sons?
Borat
No, more.
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Men and Bears Allowed in Cars
Borat Sagdiyev
Only men and bears are allowed inside car.
[as his daughter is riding on the roof]
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A Legendary Figure Makes a Comeback
Taglines
A legend returns.
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Misguided Beliefs About History and Social Media
Tutar Sagdiyev
I found a new book which only tells the truth. It's called Facebook. I learn so many facts there. Like, our nation's proudest moment, the Holocaust, never happened!
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Commentary on the Vice Premier's Reputation
Borat Sagdiyev
The vice premier was known to be such a pussy hound that he could not be left alone in a room with a woman.
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A Disheartening Tale of Misfortune
Borat Sagdiyev
This is the worst story that ever happened to any human being... or Jew.
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Promoting Mask-Wearing for Safety
Taglines
Wear mask. Save live.
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Disguise and Identity in a Hairdresser Visit
Tutar Sagdiyev
Can you come with me to the hairdresser?
Borat
No, what if they recognize me?
Tutar Sagdiyev
Just disguise yourself as an American.
Melinda
I'm Melinda.
Borat
My name John Chevrolet.
[failing to hide accent]
Melinda
Nice to meet you.
Borat
I want you to make a hotsie out of this notsie.
Melinda
We can do it
Borat
You want to see the hair?
[Pointing to his daughter]
Melinda
I would like to see her hair, yes.
Tutar Sagdiyev
Okay.
[Lifting up her skirt]
Melinda
No, ma'am. Not that hair.
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Borat Reflects on His Life's Challenges
Borat Sagdiyev
Jak sie masz? My name-a Borat. My life is nice, NOT! But how I end up like this?
[working in a gulag]
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Borat Offers Klan Robes for Freedom
Borat Sagdiyev
If you release me, I'll give you my klan robes!
[Being escorted out of CPAC]
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Borat Apologizes for His Late Arrival
Borat Sagdiyev
], dressed in a KKK-robe] I'm ]. Sorry I'm late.
[entering the [[w:Conservative Political Action Conference|CPAC; [Stephen Miller]
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Delivering My Daughter to the Vice President
Borat Sagdiyev
Finally the time had come to deliver my daughter to the vice pussy-grabber.
[voice-over]
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Kazakhstan's Feminism and Groom Trafficking Commentary
Borat Sagdiyev
Jak sie masz! Kazakhstan now feminist nation, like US&A and Saudi Arabia. Bride exports declared misogynist, so we now traffic grooms.
[Back in his village]
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Using Hotspot for Internet Access in Uzbekistan
Borat Sagdiyev
We use my iPhone 4's hotspot and steal password from assholes Uzbekistan.
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